Another job interview, another failure;

Another job interview, another failure;

>so user, it says right here you haven't worked in the past 4 months
>what have you been doing since then?
>n-nothing

What's the fucking point.

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Jesus you fucking mongol. LIE! Give them a friends number and say you have been doing the odd shift with them

>having friends

I forgot the last time I even used my phone. Must have been months. I only have family as contacts there, and I never leave the house so what's the point.

Say you've been trading stocks or volunteering, dumbass.

Looking for work
Researching opportunities
Reading
Spending time with my family
Getting exercise

Also, you might find this useful:

businessballs.com/interviews.htm

Whats your speciality?
What do you know to do?

Lie your ass off dumbass

Cut your hair, wear a full suit, polish your shoes and be professional and charming

Then enjoy making $11/hour cad and ending up homeless

Are you white?

Say you've been "working on yourself and dealing with family issues".

Just say you've been studying whatever topic and exercising/ improving yourself.

Or lie and say you were volounteering

Or lie and say you were helping your sick grandmother

Same. I have no friends or gf. I only know my family who I live with. I have a phone but no one ever calls and I only need to send like 2 texts per week.

>Actually telling them "nothing"

Fix the autism first, then think about a job.....

Say you have been studying field related qualifications, volunteering to gain entry level experience tat you seek to build upon, fucking a horse, anything but "nothing.

If he's white he'll never get a job

The government actually subsidizes company wages in Canada, but ONLY if they don't hire straight white males

Yes.

Business admin

I have lost all contact with my friends in highschool and the friends I have in college are acquaintances.

You realize people with autism literally can't be charming. No one likes them automatically.

That's why they shoot up schools. Because society treats them badly.

I volunteered when I had no job, just one day a week.

I also completely lied and said I was working for a friend, and he had paid me £7.20 an hour (sometimes it's good to state how much you were paid).

Just make something up.

>4 months

I was on the dole for seven years.

>he actually gets interviews
>he doesnt just send out applications and get no responses

I envy you, great one.

get a job as a landscape laborer, literally all you need to be able to do is carry shit all day and maybe drive a tuck (eg f250)
also, isnt this a r9k tier post?

tell them personal goals when you hit this question.
>i have been reading constantly, expanding my mind. working my losing weight and a couple of side projects like rebuilding a house that a purchased a few years back.
noone can fault you for taking time of to better yourself personally.

this country is just too jewed, i'm moving to latvia

You need experience just to get into landscaping nowadays.

And yet all of y'all think capitalism isn't a broken garbage system that destroys lives

Join the military. They don't give a shit about that stuff. They are desperate for recruits.

If you can't join the Canadian join the British. As a Commonwealth member you have the right to apply.

>Upon graduating college and failing to secure employment, you will move back in with your parents and enter a stage of your life I’ve dubbed Interview Hell. Your only human connection will be your parents and the interviewers you speak with two to three times per week. All of your friends either don’t speak with you anymore or have moved out of your hometown and are living fulfilling lives in the major U.S. cities. You will rapidly exhaust the RPG dialogue tree with your parents and have the same conversations over and over. Their growing disappointment with you will soon become apparent as you start sinking back into that endless ocean of electronic entertainment.

>What is a man to do? Nobody ever told you a damn thing about being a man. Outside of some failed attempts by your father to get you interested in sports, no doubt interspersed with lectures on how it’s important to “be nice to girls”, you haven’t a clue. You are stuck in Interview Hell, and until you make that Dantean voyage out of the Inferno and into the Purgatory of our post-industrial society, you will remain. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

>Without employment, without money, you are stuck in your rotting hometown. Twenty odd years have gone by and all that remain are ghosts. Your elementary school evokes memories of better days. Days spent with your friends who have all since passed into the nostalgic halls of memory. The places you remember remain but are eerily devoid of life. Above all, you just really miss everyone.

Yeah, honesty is bad, nobody likes that. Lie, or people won't respect you.

I wonder where we went wrong.

>The first things to go are your social skills. Prolonged isolation does this to you. When you only have interviewers to talk to for months on end, you soon forget what it’s like to have a genuine conversation. You’ll end up listening more than speaking and your words will come out in a jumbled mess. Your solitude won’t make you more productive either. You’ll spend your time in between interviews playing old computer games and watching movies you’ve already seen.

>Phone screens lead to in-person interviews where they find out you’re not a soy mass and reject you. Americans smile too much. Maybe it’s all the sunlight. I’ve always perceived smiling as insincere. Guys only smile when they’re about to stab you in the back. Politicians and salesmen smile all the time. America is a country of politicians and salesmen.

>I can’t help but feel like a caged animal doing party tricks during interviews. The entire interview process is absurd. You can’t get to know someone in thirty years, let alone thirty minutes. The same old questions are asked and I give the same old responses. Tell me about a challenge you’ve overcome. I kind of want to die but I got out of bed this morning. What do you do in your free time? Post jokes about bitch Asian girlfriends and Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter. Where do you see yourself in five years? Dead in a Hollywood swimming pool.

I've had a job since december, before that I hadn't worked in 6 years. What's your excuse?

Good idea user, I'd rather serve the queen than the cuck.

Should have said you were learning kung-fu.

>The last interview I went to the girl told me her company was all about having fun. I almost walked out. Your multi-million dollar tech company is not about fun, it’s about gradually sucking the life out of small business owners so your founder can fuck kids in the Philippines. They promptly sent me my rejection the next day.

>We must beg and grovel like dogs for the remaining scraps on the desiccated carcass of the American economy. What automation won’t replace will be taken by the billions of huddled masses yearning to breathe free. The middle class isn’t shrinking: there is no middle class. By the end of the decade the last remaining source of income will be selling our organs to Silicon Valley startups.

Tell them you've been selling art/doing art commissions, like paintings.

You guys are lucky you're not a leaf. Up here, in the land of hyper SJW'ism, Cuckdeau and mandatory executions for not letting Mohammed rape our women, we also have to put up with the Globalists.

Salaries are abysmal. In Toronto, people are happy to make $60K (in leaf dollars mind you, that's about 45K USD), and you take home about half of that (25K USD). You can't even survive off that. And that's with a skilled profession such as CS that in the states pays 3-5x as much with less taxes

Canada simply extracts $400B worth of minerals, metal, lumber, natural gas, oil and uses that money to shuffle it around government parasites while actually educated people who want to work their asses off and create technology/businesses that enhance the economy are basically fucked. Politicians make $200-400K a year + 100K pensions for life, Municipal secretaries make $100K+ a year, 80%+ of Ontario Hydro employees make $100K a year, cops make $100-150K a year, I think one cop one year managed to make over $400K by overlapping speeding tickets in court and being paid 28 hours a day etc.

It's next to impossible to get a business loan here for anything risky (beyond that of a passive RE apartment building). Want to start your own fast food chain? Nope, too risky. Want to start your own high-end manufacturing business? Nope, too risky.

Canada has and always will be a socialist shithole where the government bureacrats leech off the land while the common man gets fucked. It's why any intelligent Canadian leaves Canada and Canada is always crying about 'muh brain drain'. Canada has among the lowest skilled wages in G7 and the lowest productivity. All our companies fail because the leaders are idiots, risk-averse and hire through nepotism and not merit/talent, not to mention offer wages 30-40% of those offered in the US, Germany, Japan, Switzerland, etc.

Oh, and let's not forget the 750,000 3rd world poor refugees Soros/Trudeau brings in a year.

>Canada

>I have been working at (business of some relative) on a hourly basis
It's not hard you RETARD

This country is fucking retarded. You need to fill out forms if you're a minority. There's no way to get a government job here unless you're a shitskin

>canadian
Just wait for the dole you fucktard, you'll never starve to death when you have moose and maple syrup everywhere.

>n-nothing
>not saying "indulging in my intellectual pursuits"
you really are unhirable

>Business Admin
Congratulations, you have been replaced by computers.Please learn a skill that can't be replaced by a $200 piece of software.

>tfw 26 and my work history is picking weeds out of a waterpark's beach and now janitor

>six months

Try 9 years.

Literally anyone can find full time work as a security guard these days. Condos and businesses are throwing fistfuls of money at security companies so they're always looking to hire.

The work can be mind numbing and insulting at times, but scoring 44 hours a week is hard to find at retail or food service.

>I can't get a job
>It's people who have a job's fault

So this is what the unemployed conservatives actually think.

You actually need to supply proof of that, such as receipts or a copy of the previous contract. Do you think they believe your words alone? lol.

Exactly this

>Have no job
>Still picky about jobs
This is why you're unemployed. It's not a lack of jobs problem. It's you're not prepared to work problem.

Yep... They wouldn't even train me at minimum wage.

this is not /r9k/
blame the jews for not getting a job or get out

Why the hell wouldn't you say "looking for a job"?

They are not desperate for recruits in Canada, don't give shit advice bro...

see
Soros uses Canada's Marxist regime to control Citizenship and Immigration Canada through his Metropolis Project, controlled by his Open Societies Foundation, to pay thousands of shills to bring in over a million 3rd world non-white migrants a year. The Gender Based Analysis Plus program is enforced on all immigration officers when deciding who to admit, essentially eliminating any straight, non-poor whites.

Mass 3rd world non-white immigration is used as a tool to:

1) Depress wages as low as possible in order to maximize corporate profits and ensure dependence on the welfare state

2) Ensure the ruling elites remain in power since the desperate worker-slave needs government handouts in order to survive

3) Weaken and fracture society so no cohesive resistance can form and oust the ruling elites (its one of the reasons Trudeau abandoned electoral reform-- he was caught making an off-hand remark to a protestor about how dangerous it would be for Kellie Leitch to form her own power and gain seats in the house through proportional representation)

What's the fastest way to accomplish this? Bring in poor Muslim/Africans, since they cannot provide for themselves and depend on the state, and they also outbreed whites in Canada since a Somali Muslim woman w/ 4 kids gets $43,000/year from the government in benefits. Why work for $10/hour (22k/year) when you can get $43,000 tax-free? The average Canadian earns 29K.

Look at the statistics. In 2011, we were:

32.8 million:
26.5M
6.3M non-whites

July 2016, we are:
36.2M
25M whites
11M non-whites

The official government always quotes "reasonable" and "skilled immigration" of 250K/year (300K last year). Now, how do do non-whites increase by 4.7M in just 6 years? That's 780,333 net non-whites added per year, while whites decreased by a record 250K a year.

They are not desperate for recruits in Canada.

Why would that even mater? say you didn't need to work because you had plenty of money saved up from your previous job and were taking a vacation?
I don't see why it would matter if someone doesn't need to work and has money

Read Marxist Theory.. Capitalism is great as it grows, but when it matures it becomes extremely oppressive.

>What have you been doing for the past four months, user?

"Well, I don't like to sit around and do nothing. I've been making an effort to learn more about . In fact, I enrolled in a few classes on it. Additionally, I've been learning another language, and working to stay healthy."

You lie. You always fucking lie, retard.

I thought Canada had record low unemployment?

Say you have been looking after a sick family member or something if you have to. Keep trying, you will get something. I had to hand out about 400 god damn resumes before I found something.

Join the reserves. Theyve shortened the recruiting process to mere weeks now and theyre taking anyone in.

This

If you can't even get a job being a seat filler in an empty office building you should consider sudoku. They'll hire almost literally anybody

t. ex securityfag

Buck up, at least you have (((free))) school, healthcare, and decriminalized weed.

Are you me?

If it's family how I wrote they can just write a certificate or some dumb shit with the company stamp and signature. Worked for me.

Tell them you do online work, just random shit, like writing for a blog or odd shifts. I didn't work for 4 months and I just got a job at a movie theatre, I didn't have to lie though, they didn't even ask.

It's around 14% now, likely more.

you sound like a loser with no confidence. I wouldn't want to hire with you.

Go volunteer, grow a pair of balls then try and look for a job

Jesus man, you can literally say anything besides anime and/or fapping and it'll be a fine answer. It's just a basic question to see whether or not you're a lazy piece of shit.

Security guard? Stuck at 10 bucks an hour for a 50 cent, annual pay bump. Possibly risking your life or health for someone else's wealth. Fuck yeah dude. sounds sick.

If you can find a better job, quit then.

Jesus fuck user, sorry. Come to America. I can get you a job that starts at 11 and pays for your training. (They do offer health insurance bluecross blueshield at 80s deducted from your pay a month.) Yearly raises and promotions etc etc..

Currently working as a security guard.... Have to work for minimum wage plus 14 hours a day minimum. Have to drive to other cities to work or else I work only twice a week.. Security is just a wageslave job.

Janitor sounds comfy

Just lie. Either they check out your claims or they hire you.

careerexcuse.com

I went from 4 years NEETing around to earning 30K as a system admin

Freelance if you could. It would help with your resume.

They don't need a license for that in Canada, pretty sure that's how it is here.

Security work is GOAT.

I was in the military for 4 years and now going through college.

>mfw I get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums overnight
>paid to study/ do assignments
>paid to read books and sort myself out
>paid to watch netflix
>mfw unsupervised site
>free internet access

Feels good man

>after my [previous state] i've been travelling a lot, i want to improve my [language skill what is usefulfir this position] and thats why ive been to [country] .... now i'm looking for a good job oportunity which fits me

>this
never had more than five numbers in it anyway

job interviews are fucking stressful mate, never tried to lie during them, If you have a marketable skill, and are really good at that field of work they will hire you, regardless of what you mumble wehn they ask things like that. at least i think it works like this, i had only 3 job interview so far, so my opinion does not worth shit i guess

free school? average tuition is 5-10K/term now and most graduate with 50K+ in debt

health is free for minor shit, if something costs more than around 50K and it won't cure you, they won't spend it

weed won't be legal, trump won't allow it and cuckdeau will listen

You lie....

>have no money
>complain about having to earn money
Aww poor baby

Tell them self study etc.

Uh, that's actually a criminal offence in the UK mate.

Yeah, but that doesn't work so good once they check the surnames.

ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/canadian-army-cuts-enrollment-time-for-reserves-new-process-to-take-just-weeks

nope

I served amongst literal retards. Theyll take anyone for grunt jobs like infantry or artillery

1.Have to pay for daily maintenance on vehicle. A yearly oil change becomes a monthly oil change.

2.Have to pay for special vehicle insurance and security licence myself.

3.Gas isn't cheap.

4.Get a tiny paycheck that in the long term goes almost fully towards my 2001 toyota camry.


I did the math, I make more sitting on welfare and popping out babies for benefits..... I can already feel my skin turning black.

I've had bad luck in finding a decent job too, considering a move to Asia to become an engrish teacher. Yea, I'm that fucking desperate.

Ottawa > Rest of Canada.

Ehh, worked for me enough to get a foot in the door. It's still a hell of a lot better than nothing and requires no work.

dude, you literally tell them that you have been practicing your craft (whatever that may be) and that I've been applying to jobs since being fired/quit/replaced by an immigrant/etc. its not that hard leaf

Not if they don't find out.

That man is so annoying. Why the fuck does he have to just fuck everyone's shit up? He act's like a crazy fucking greedy kid. Liké I've meet so many characters like that, especially when you play online games. Like a young kid who only goes around fucking shit up for others.

I like to imagine little young jew Soros in Nazi Germany looting the homes of deported jews and their businesses, just running around grabbing everything in sight before any of the germans got it. Like a little jew who had gone unnoticed beyond enemy lines, he knew. He lived of that rush, and that's his little high. That fleeting feeling of a happy little jew Soros skipping down the streets of Berlin with some jew gold while the Nazis cheered him on, thinking he was one of them.

Just make up some bullshit about how you decided to travel the world for some cause or public service or whatever.

I was a part time milfag for 5 years, eventually got a job pushing paper around for $25/hour as a result of the security gig. Could be worse I suppose

>Be beta cucknanadian
>Go interview
>appoligise for being late
>tell them 'bout bouts

Next time lie
Say freelance work here and there faggot

I kek'd. I never understood why people went for these generic useless degrees.

LIE and say your family is your friend you fuck up. fake it till you make it

>>so user, it says right here you haven't worked in the past 4 months
>>what have you been doing since then?
I've been doing online courses and increasing my technical knowledge

That sounds insane....if i do 8 hours in a finance department, thats a long day...i can come and leave whenever.

>honesty is bad

Worked for OP didn't it? Oh wait...

Whch means "nothing" to an interviewer. HR at my company will not even look at a resume with more than a 2 month gap. We also dont interview people that have changed jobs more than 3 times in 10 years