HAPPENING
Foreign journalists in Pyongyang are preparing for a 'big event' in 45 minutes.
North Korea 'prepares for WAR': Kim 'orders residents to evacuate Pyongyang IMMEDIATELY'
NORTH Korea has ordered 600,000 residents in Pyongyang to evacuate immediately as war fears escalate, according to staggering reports.
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INB4 Grorious Readar executes them all on live television.
finally
>NK deploys mid 70's rocket launchers and combat viecels
>Zerg rushing US marine, gets blungeonded in hours
>NK fires surprisingly enough a functioning long distance nuke warhead
>obliterates us navy
>China, Russia and Iran invades Tibet & Hong Kong, west Europe and Iraq
>ww3 habbebing
INB4: announce the opening of a Rothschild Central bank
QUICK! ORDER THE 5 USELESS TRAFFIC COPS TO LEAVE!
Y'all war ready?
NICE SOURCE BEST SOURCE
I would shit a brick of paper money
Lads get in here
>one nuke taking out the entire US navy
I love this timeline.
5:56 AM
Thursday, April 13, 2017 (GMT+8:30)
Time in North Korea
>tfw Kim gives the most impassioned speech of all time
>demonizes the West
>publishes all the redpills he cans
>presses a button
>Pyongyang nukes everyone around them, and themselves
>one nuke
They would literally just machine gun it in the air..
Can NK even air burst?
>that lone shrub sitting off to the left
cute CUTE
>Can NK even air burst?
Sometimes a few seconds into launch, yes
Wtf why is North Korea 30 minutes off?
Hue hue
somehow it is the most believable scenario
Entire local us vessels*
fucking kek'd
because they want to be special
20 minutes to go. This is our journalist on the ground.
Remove starving gooks
>North Korea is way too far from Isreal
Feels bad man.
China and USA are the two top spenders on missile defense, i'd be surprised if a nork missile reached the troposphere
>HAPPENING IN 30 SECOND BOYS!!!
>its fucking nothing
it's just like my japanese animes
You just have to believe in yourself, and NK, and Kek, and nothing is impossible.
They can't afford a full hour.
I would take a North Korean qt refugee into my home.. I would teach her all about the modern world
this is the truth
Wow it's nothing
I'm not going to get fooled like I was yesterday.
I'm still fucking tired from that. Not in my Sup Forums mental shape I guess.
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saber rattling is boring
wake me up when there's mushroom clouds on the horizon
dank
the boom would wake you b4 i could
That pupper has a lot of personality.
cmon war
>inb4 kim farting in a microphone
That they dont have the same minute system like the rest of the world is so disgusting
>niggertwitter meme
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LA here.. I am still alive.. WTF?
nope
More like:
>US issues ultimatum to North Korea.
>NK dick-flexes for a while until they see US is serious, begs China for help.
>China won't intervene because they're a little sick of Kim anyway and don't want to escalate the situation.
>Kim steps down after a few minor engagements ending in overwhelming US victory.
>zero American casualties.
>a few thousand North Korean casualties.
>Kim allowed to take refuge in China, NK begins to democratize like the Soviet Union until it collapses peacefully.
Norks will surely deliver
Sorry guys
Super pricey sim cards!
Israel sinks the Carl Vincent with an electric dolphin, if Mossad has not already pre planted explosives.
Blames Kim
Doubt it. Their citizens are heavily impovrished and indoctrinated. Every article and book I read indicates that it takes months, even years to teach refugees about simple things like money and finances.
Multiply that by a few million and youre just inheriting more 13th centure idiots who wont average a 3 didget iq for 4 generations
ALEX JONES REPORTING NK NUCLEAR SUB READY TO STRIKE WEST COAST
FUCK!!!!! ACTUAL HAPPENING
Kim just wants to stream the nintendo direct.
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BREAKING NEWS; FOLLOW - NORTH KOREA: CNN reporter explains that they now have to leave their mobile phones in buses.
>they all get beheaded
usa posses technology to shut down atoms, you literaly cant hit them
Hostages
inb4 they dissapear a bunch of foreigners
It figures, Nintendo is the Best Korea of video games
>who wont average a 3 didget iq for 4 generations
Yeah probably, though their natural Chink intelligence might come into play and help them recover more quickly than they otherwise would.
My point was more about how I don't think the North Korean leadership buys their own bullshit. Just like in the Soviet Union, generals and politicians probably struggle behind the scenes for the real power, whilst Kim Jong Un acts as a kind of figurehead.
I would imagine that, if the US ordered Kim to step down and really, clearly meant it, North Korea would obey rather than start a war because the NK leadership isn't stupid.
if you are a reporter in NK and didnt leave in the last week you are stupid
does Kim think Trump will give a shit about some fake news reporters?
Lol fucking this, wtf I thought he was super duper evil.
If you are a reporter in NK and didn't leave in the last week:
F
This is bad, the only reason USA has presence is due to NK,the moment NK falls, USA presence falls and the chinese start influencing SK
RIP norks
kek'd
>Kim selling phones for food confirmed
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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BREAKING: US govt sources say DPRK has apparently placed a nuclear device in a tunnel & it could be detonated Saturday AM Korea time- @W7VOA
INB4 more foreign aid to N(uke)Koria
Please grorious leader, kill every zionist shill reporter, Do it for your old pal Sup Forums
ready for the happening, bros? its finally here.
its fucking nothing
If true, that's literally justification for war
Oohhhh boi I can't wait
> "you see wu-jing lee, with the advent of modern transportation, the world, like my dick, has gotten smaller."
> "hehehehe"
I wonder if Kim has been deposed in a coup, in order to save the country.
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you're retarded
Is the event gonna be streamed? If so where can I watch it?
How can you evacuate a city of 600k?
> happeningfags getting restless
FAKE NEWS
How can we use our weaponized autism to hurry WW3 along?
When we say "in a tunnel", do they mean one of the many tunnels along the North-South border used by infiltrators or are we just talking about another underground nuclear test?
>murikeks threaten kim
>"yea bruh watcha gon do na huh boi? suhhhhh"
>"huh thought so beeee muhfugah, lil pussy bitch"
>kim actually prepares to nuke sk, japs and murikeks
>"h-heh-heh... come on, Mr Kim, Sir... we were only kidding... heh-heh... come on, Sir Kim... please... don't..."
By getting sick digits like me
The only difference would be N Korea gets the first strike or the coalition gets the first strike
>as the country marks the 105th birth anniversary of its founding president Kim Il Sung on April 15
its just North Korean dramatics
we can use weaponised autism to work out wind direction and location of nuclear fallout. Im banking on /pol to tell tell me when and where to hide.
>implying Trump wouldn't take the bait and play hero like he literally just did w/ Assad
>In 2016, for example, foreign journalists underwent hours of investigation by North Korean officials ahead of what turned out to be a pop concert to mark the finale of a ruling Workers' Party congress.
kek
Can we nuke Canada after we wipe NK off the map? Please? I miss the days of quality Australian shitposting.