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BEST KOREA HAPPENING
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Levi Ramirez
I wanna know who is stupid enough to be a foreign journalist in NK.
Noah Nelson
The big event is Kim Il Sung's birthday on the 15th
Ian Moore
Let the bombs bring us together.
S H A D I L A Y
Benjamin Bailey
holly shit if this is not the presaging of a true happening, I don't know what is!
Landon Gonzalez
Buckle up faggots
Jack Thompson
I know people that have gone there at least 15 times.
Alexander James
Fuck yeah, maybe this whole thing is just a surprise birthday party for Kim!
Lucas Kelly
I don't think Kim is stupid enough to go to war. There is absolutely no way he could win
Joseph Ortiz
chexed
Josiah Campbell
>incredibly secretive communist state is going to brief foreign journalists on their war plans
Blake Lopez
Get those engines running cause here we go!
Brandon Miller
Just got word from HQ. They are gonna execute the American prisoner live on television. BUCKLE UP
Michael Price
China
Russia
US
All amassing assets pointed towards Kim. Sorry niggers but Best Korea is about to be BTFO in the most spectacular way imaginable.
Easton Sanchez
PROOFS!
cant find anything on the official reuters site
Zachary Gray
Doesn't this happen like every other month? Kim somehow gets slighted or wants to show off, so he spends 50% of his country's GDP on a few missiles and blows some dinner-table sized craters in a field in the middle of nowhere on his own country. Kim waddles out and they take a few pictures of him talking with """generals""", play dramatic music, and the state sponsored news harps on about how they're superior to the west.
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Christian Rogers
That would be some bad-ass shit, if trump let him slide with that he would be called the biggest pussy president ever
Daniel Lewis
That's not how journalism or foerign affairs work
Dylan Rodriguez
haha
yes!
They won't do it! Noballs! Noballs!
P o s t u r i n g
Lincoln Diaz
NICE SOURCE BEST SOURCE
Michael King
Brody Morris
I pray to Kek for this. It would spark the biggest fucking rage ever and would bring all Americans together.
Camden Campbell
Jack White
Thread Theme!
Blake Jackson
>thinking kim would announce something interesting like a villain
Adrian Brooks
Fuck off larpers
So, 105 or was it 115th birthday of somethingsomething?
Jaxon Hughes
How can this random collection of noises be called a "theme"?
Jaxson Foster
Bullshit. Post your press pass with time stamp.
Jaxon Brown
...
Mason Diaz
You realize with the amount of missiles, artillery, and troops they have that they'll take South Korea down into hell with them right?
Luis Adams
God I can't wait for fatboy to get fucking destroyed
Angel Barnes
Lol believing US propaganda. NK probably has the same amount of people the US has but they are all prosperous and educated Ubermensch. They are probably decades in front of you when it comes to technology . You think that their internet is isolated because they hate the lying west but the truth is that their internet is superior speed wise and thus incompatible with the outdated western technology. NK is probably the place with the highest standard of living and life expectancy I'm the world. They achieved the communist utopia and they manage to keep the Jews away from it . Your country is going to perish if you go against best Korea .
Lucas Thomas
You're gonna be hostage b8 m8.
Brody Harris
Check these big events, faggot.
t. Kim Jong Un
Oliver Taylor
noooooooooooooooooooo
Kayden Jackson
This. The cool and civilized countries support America. Only the poor and desperate axis of evil like Russia, Syria and Iran support Kim Jong Un
Evan Thomas
Some Military parade or some shit. That or they've used all that forced labour to build a Mech.
Connor Campbell
Isn't Iran literally their only ally now?
Jacob Roberts
> big event in North Korea
Like two meals a day?
Samuel Cruz
This
Based gypsie
Gavin Peterson
I realize that everyone's got their own favorite sources for propaganda, but do you have any sauce to go with that horseshit you just served? It's tasting a little crumbly.
Hunter Long
Maybe it's a national screening of The Interview.
Jordan Cruz
Omg retarded american u gonna be BTFO by best koreA
Austin Martin
Kims generals would kill him if he tried and even China would shut their shit down
If somehow he managed to launch anything it would be directed at Seoul which in all honesty would probably be a benefit for us as we love to setup puppet states, but odds are the missile would be still be shot down
Benjamin Parker
I have a source on Kimmie not having an asshole instead.
Robert Gonzalez
Maybe he knows his ass will be assassinated soon and wants to take the country with him
Christian Jackson
Digits confirm.
>WE GUNDAMZ NOW
Dominic Williams
No North Korean ever called me nigger
Bentley Baker
Mercenaries 1 confirmed happening
NAO
Matthew Lewis
Isaac Evans
Oh shit. That was a good game. The others were trash though
Nathan Turner
how you like my american proxy nigger?
Henry Brown
Hitler numerals confirm. I'm quite ready for the happening of our time
Jaxon Perez
well there was only 2 so..
Joseph Moore
Played a LAN match with my friends some weeks ago. USA is far more unbalanced than I remembered.
Comfort gooks don't stand a chance
Angel Russell
WE ARE AT DEFCON 4
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT WE ARE AT DEFCON 4
John King
NK Holiday you twit.
Jonathan Torres
>DEFCON 4
So, absolutely nothing?
Joshua Rivera
Asher Hernandez
defcon 4...? ....
zzzzzz
wat
Brandon Watson
LMAO NK has cardboard tanks
Grayson Morris
>mfw play US
>spam the shit out of airbases
>have those king raptors and alpha aurora bombers assigned to keys 1-9
>blow up single gook infantry with fuel air bombs launched from supersonic high altitude bombers
Brandon Sullivan
F
Jackson Garcia
F
Isaac Foster
F
Landon Murphy
live execution on myspace
Jace Taylor
Defcon 5 is all out war.
Defcon 4 is preparing for all out war
Every nation worth shit is preparing for war.
Tyler Miller
WWIII
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Charles Stewart
no retard, defcon 1 is all out war. defcon 5 is the lowest state of readiness.
Hudson Davis
You mean 1 and 2
Ethan Flores
>Being this utterly fucking retarded
Eli Price
F
Luis Johnson
stupid german shit
Andrew Gomez
stupid german
Parker Rodriguez
It's the other way around. DEFCON 1 is nuclear holocause. 5 is fucking nothing
Brody Wilson
What a fucking moron, kys
Jack Smith
The DEFCON status isn't publicly available anywhere. I'm actually pretty sure it's classified.
Gavin Flores
How do we know that this isn't all a big simulation with some space autist on the other side playing as the Norks for a challenge?
Jordan Wood
Can North Korea just fucking attack already? I'm tired of years and years of them making empty promises, fucking get it over with
Liam Jones
Germans have become such sissies they don't even have basic war knowledge
Elijah Walker
kek please bring us chaos
Adrian Perry
"ITS FUCKING NOTHING" CONFIRMED.
Jack Edwards
>breaking911, pzfeed, RT, infowars
ITS HAPPENING
>cnn, new york times, wapo, independent, bbc
FAKE NEWS
Owen Cox
Get nuked
Evan Bennett
wrong
Lincoln Young
Get trucked
David Howard
What, another missile test?
Elijah Baker
NUCLEAR DEVICE SOMEWHERE
Christian James
What in country?
Adam Adams
...
Jason Gray
>In a tunnel
oh cool an underground nuke test. we've been doing those for decades.
Jack Bell
No I mean the nuclear test site, in the tunnel, underground nuclear test
Jose Lopez
How to listen to skyking? 8992?
Cooper Parker
Why are these idiots wasting them? Save them for the Americans ffs.
Jaxson Wilson
they've done this a million times before, why does anyone care
Jayden Brown
...
Carson Myers
because americans cannot stop crying about other sovereign states doing what is necessary for their people
Jack Smith
Time for some trench hell, with gasfucked insanity.
Landon King
fuck off gook
Josiah Miller
Prepare to die