Explain this drumpftards

explain this drumpftards

do....do you take everything in the bible literally?

maybe his phone was dead so he didnt have the gps stuff

God's will

Do you know what "wanders" means?

They were lost. There was no signposts back then.

Moving an unorganized mass of people around a giant desert with no directional assistance like a GPS and not even knowing where the fuck you actually plan on settling can be a bit time consuming. Also they probably settled down for a year or two on occasion to gather up more supplies to continue their journey.

Ask burguers. They are taught of his exploits since young age.

What is "a myth" for 500?

Asking a Trump supporter to explain anything other than the blind hate and intolerance they feel. Not gonna happen.

The sea where they crossed thanks to gods magic is 700+ meters deep, so all the weedy slave jews were strong enough to climb down one side, stroll across and climb back up the other

That time is assuming a car is used

Also wandering isn't going from point A to point B you dumb shit. Wandering is travelling aimlessly from place to place.

Sage for retardation

Exodus 13:21 The LORD was going before them in a pillar of cloud by day to lead them on the way,
>Leader says every cloud in the sky is G-d' guiding his people to their "promised land"
>Surprised they ended up walking in circles for decade

can't read the entire thread. has been the "somebody lost a penny" joke already posted?

*decades

It has now

It means a big bunch of jews went full nigger, stealing shit and raiding cities for 40years. That is exactly why we hate them.

that was prior to them crossing the sea, no indication that he stayed in that form after

>trying to force Aussie meme magic once more

Their shitposting magic has been used for the day, come back tomorrow.

Confirmed Moses was a black woman
Running on CPT time
Not asking directions
Fucking everything on the way

Moses found Canaan pretty quickly. He sent some spies out and they came back saying that the land was fertile, but inhabited by giants. A bunch of the Hebrews got scared and revolted, and Moses deemed that they weren't yet worthy of entering Canaan until the generation that revolted had all died. 40 as a number in Hebrew is like saying "a million" in English, it tends to represent "a really long time" more than being a literal number.

This shit is right there in the Bible, I will never understand how people think that they wandered for 40 years searching immediately after leaving Egypt. They knew exactly where it fucking was and went there.

>settled down for a year or two
>for a two week hike

No mate, that's retarded

They wandered around in the desert east of the Jordan river for 40 years. Imagine moving an entire nation every few weeks and walking for several days, setting up camp, breaking it all down and repeating.

>literal when it benefits my agenda, metaphorical when I don't like it

Yeah... but 40 years.
And Lewis and Clarke scouted America, I think, quite quickly and America's land is much larger and more dangerous.

>Jews were afraid of giants

Manlets, if they didn't learn then, they'll never learn today.

This. It's really odd why it's taken literally. They "wandered" for a long time, but it was mostly to train in Jordan and prepare to "settle" in Canaan.

By the time of Joshua, the Israelites were basically a mobile army of thousands and descended upon Canaan like refugees upon a schoolgirl.

>Atheists can't into legends & storytelling

>40 as a number in Hebrew is like saying "a million" in English, it tends to represent "a really long time" more than being a literal number.
>can't explain the retarded story, move the fenceposts

Christfag here.
The Israelites were being bad and not following Gods rules. They committed idolatry and worshiped a fake calf, so God punished them and forced them to wander around in circles for 40 years.
It is important to remember that people lived much longer back then, so 40 years would be more like 10 years by todays standards

>that time is assuming a car is used
Why do you have to be in my country?

Nigga that's literally how it works, why else do you think that Jesus wandered for 40 days in the desert or why it rained for 40 days and 40 nights in the flood. It's literally a fucking linguistic trait that you can look up right now.
>The number 40 is used in Jewish, Christian, Islamic, and other Middle Eastern traditions to represent a large, approximate number, similar to "umpteen".

If you read the Antiquity the actual story was Moses was a Egyptian prince. The story of "moving through the desert" was a migration of the Jewish underclass out of Egypt during a famine. A generational movement like the Syrian shitskins into Europe.

The Moses of the bible was a warlord who invaded the Cannan valley and fought for 40 years to carve out a "home land" for those trying to escape their debts, most of them farmers that were kicked out of Egypt.

Jewish canon tends to gloss over all those facts but the "egyptian invasion" is pretty clearly recorded in local Cannan and Sumerian recorded history.

#the_more_you_know

>They were lost.
They weren't.
Moses and G*d did not want anyone who experienced slavery 1st hand to reach the promised land.
That's why Poland is so fucked.
Democracy would by viable here in 40-60 years. not 30 years ago.

Possible tin foil head theory:
It was DNA experiment, circumsion happened at same time too. See guy named Efimov.

>40 as a number in Hebrew is like saying "a million"
>tfw only 240 jews died during WWII

>inb4 someone dropped a penny

Stop trying to rehash threads, faggot OP

>god deliberately makes unbelievable stories
>god deliberately makes metaphors and allegories rather than direct instructions on how to get to heaven
>god deliberately makes his book long and obtuse so the uneducated can't read it
>god deliberately places his religion in the ME and the west so the asians and natives cant get it
>god deliberately gives ambiguous signs when he wants something to happen
>god deliberately makes different languages
>god deliberately makes translation errors
>"it's your fault if you don't believe in me so you get eternal hellfire"

Seems like a nice guy