/pp/ — Portuguese Politics: Hot Coelho Edition

Time for another /pp/ thread, maninhos de outra mãe. As always, Brits, Brazilians and Spaniards are VIP. Post Salazar, Portuguese Pepes, based codfish macros, cute Iberian women and tell Mário Soares to FUCK OFF in Hell!

>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=csBCT03jO4Q

News:

>Sole survivor of Pedro Dias incident dies in hospital
observador.pt/2017/04/12/morreu-a-vitima-de-pedro-dias-que-estava-internada/

>Six year old girl shot with a shotgun by brother during playtime
observador.pt/2017/04/12/menina-de-seis-anos-ferida-com-um-tiro-em-brincadeiras-de-irmaos/

>S&P willing to better our rating if the economy betters (pro-tip: it won't)
observador.pt/2017/04/12/sp-admite-melhorar-rating-de-portugal-se-baixar-credito-malparado-e-economia-melhorar/

>Traditionalist, Neo-Reactionary and Monarchist websites:
biclaranja.blogs.sapo.pt/
portadaloja.blogspot.pt/
novoadamastor.blogspot.com/
portugalcontemporaneo.blogspot.com/
o-povo.blogspot.com/
totalitarismouniversalista.blogspot.com/
accao-integral.blogspot.com/
espectivas.wordpress.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=r9DD65j2P54
onovoaeroporto.pt
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Viva Portugal

Viva Mount Negro!

Viva Pinto Coelho!

FUCK PORTUGAL AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Calm down mohamed

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t. AHMED MOHAMMAD

hello oldest allies

daily reminder that this is are Tim's wife

Looks like the witch from Snow White

That's harsh on the witch

Don´t run bro, give us a hug

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Typical english woman. Some chav created that. That's a 8/10 in England. Don't know about America.

Any Burgers want to tell us what that is in America?

NEVER FORGET

your typical shouldn´t be Keira knightley?

If we go to war with Spain (unlikely) over Gibralta I very much hope our old allies would take to the streets of Lisbon and demand to have our back.
If the Anglosphere are our children, Ireland our battered housewife and Germanics our odd cousins, then the Portuguese are our most beloved neighbour. I watch your yard, you watch mine.

>First thing you see everyday is this abomination
>You shared your bed with this.
>And so the day starts and ends.

>your typical shouldn´t be Keira knightley?

Well overated. But no. We have a nasty strand running through the Isles, Chavs garlore.

>t.Alberto Barbosa in the face app

The meme that keeps on giving.

How are gun rights in Portugal?

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You can't have them. If you do you are a priority for the police.

It will never happen, and still good, cause first enough of war's between european bro's and second gibraltar is in iberian ancient land.

BITCH

More dank Barbosas

god, that song is terrible

>hawt

Do you guys support this policy?

Here in Brazil, gun laws are quite strict, but the people hate it.

Its always nice to be able to get out on the street without the fear of being shot. I have no objections.

I forgot to change it this time this was used in the last thread. I'm listening to based António Variações

Domestic Violence in Águeda, Aveiro District

youtube.com/watch?v=r9DD65j2P54

I'd have no objection if I lived in Portugal as well.

But in Brazil, they are necessary to protect yourself from subhumans.

I object strongly. I'm on the "more guns = less crime" side of the argument, and the cherry on top is my belief that we cannot ever give up our ultimate means of self defense to the cops (who are so inefficient a robber would murder us, rape our wife, and loot our house twice before they arrived on the scene).

You'll wish you had one if you're ever mugged by a nigger in Lisbon or harassed by a plebeian street peddler.

Thats the thing with guns. Once enough crooks get armed theres no way back. Same in both North and South America. Thats why I like the law as it is. Once you liberalize them there is no way back.

See Brazilbro? A gun in this situation would take care of this motherfucker in an instant.

That's only for city folk. In the cou try everyone has at least a shotgun. Hell, in my house we have two shotguns (different calibers), a .22 rifle and a revolver my father got legally for selfdefense because he works in construction and apparently it's considered a risky profession.

I can pull a switch knife on them and already have the upper hand. If not I may risk a beating at most. If you allow guns said niggers would be armed and you are fucked at the start. Do you want to live in Chicago/Detroit/Rio de Janeiro?

Damn, I live near Águeda. That's fucked up

Did you boys name the airport after salazar yet?

There are not many niggers here to cause that much of a ruckus. We would also have to enforce property rights and reform our criminal law, but no I don't fear we would end up in Brazil or Chicago-tier situation because we're mostly white + having to pass a background check would eliminate all niggers from having them.

But all the Rio thugs got their guns illegally.

Police wouldn't dare arrest them for that though. If you are an otherwise law abiding citizens and try to get a gun, you're screwed.

No, I think Vasco da Gama won unfortunately. I love how the Left tries to demonize Salazar but every chance we have to honor him he always ends up winning most of the times kek. Even dead he kicks commie ass.

Crooks come in many colors and different social status. Nobody monopolizes crime. You can bet your sory ass you would witness people dying over road rage incidents or kids shooting others in schools.

The vote doesn't count for nothing or isn't official. We don't even know who is behind it.

Thanks for your support nevertheless, Irish user.

>43 replies
>still no hot Coelho posted

Allow me to fix that

>two dykes and counting

Thats how fucked we are lol.

Remember to vote here
onovoaeroporto.pt

That would be insignificant + the school faculty should be armed as well.

Is there really anything relevant to discuss in terms of politics this week?

These threads always end up being just another history lesson for foreign anons.

Helena and why not joana santos, also great

I like that gal, but I always thought she wasn't that appreciated by other portuanons.

I'd feel safer posting Carolina Torres, even though I don't like her that much.

I concede your argument, but you have to admit these are the comfiest threads on Sup Forums.

And why not the average portuguese woman?

Currently reading "The Conquerors" from Crowley. I intend to buy Disneys books about the history of Portugal.

Any other recommended literature, maybe anything on the Templar knights and their connection to Portugal and such?

>Everything is doing ok until tourists fuck of to another destinations and the state becomes broke again

that's just wrong.

>*going

Yes, I admit it.
It's as if this thread belonged on Sup Forums, but Sup Forums is full of BR monkeys who instantly invade our threads and make them uncomfy

Post your portuguese cuties.

Hello, oldest allies.

Lusiadas is the best one, but it depends on the quality of the translation to german.

Nandos is the rightful bragging right of Saffas.
It would be yours if you had saved your populations in Africa.

((()))

Portuguese American here, member of the PFSA

Sup Forums is dead.

We would have 3 /luso/ threads a day back in 2015. Nowadays there is only one thread a day and it often dies before the bump limit.

That's what happens every time you start speaking Portuguese on the Internet.

>PFSA

You're the guy from California from the other thread that german user posted right?

Yeah, I barely meet any other portuguese people here since its filled with latinos

you're right.
even here the Op say they (br's) are Vip. non-sense.
The only vips should be other euro's of course, spaniards etc

I know there are some portuguese in the west cost, but i think the majour part of them in usa are in boston and ny

Can we unite us into a fascist Iberia already?
Viva Salazar!

>portugueses
>brancos
Cumps

you wish it too? don´t be jealous

>maybe anything on the Templar knights and their connection to Portugal and such?
There's an author called Manuel J. Gandra, but I think it's only available in Portuguese.

>fascist
kys

Parem de chamar os ingleses de aliados.

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So where are the codfish pictures?

we already had dinner

Yeah there's a small community here scattered through cali but most of them are concentrated around northern inland cali