North Korea HAPPENING Megathread 2

Post breaking news and new information about North Korea.

>Satellite images show fresh activity at NK nuclear sites
express.co.uk/news/world/791228/north-korea-nuclear-site-satellite-images-kim-jong-un-united-states-donald-trump

>China tells military to move to NK border
upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/04/12/China-tells-military-to-be-ready-to-move-to-North-Korea-border/5871492003177/

>Pyongyang possibly being evacuated (unverified)
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/605120/north-korea-war-america-kim-jongun-evacuation-pyongyang-donald-trump-missiles

pravdareport.com/hotspots/conflicts/12-04-2017/137480-pyongyang_evacuation-0/

>CONFIRMED: 150,000 CHINESE TROOPS ON NK BORDER
businessinsider.com/china-150000-troops-north-korea-xi-trump-2017-4?IR=T

Recent developments:

>KIM'S BIG EVENT IS T MINUS 2 MINUTES AWAY
>SIRENS AT PYONGYANG CONFIRMED FAKE

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youtube.com/watch?v=RgWZai9yg-s
youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
youtu.be/B0ENFex9heQ
news.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2017/04/13/2017041300209.html
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First fir hes just pretending

Dubwubs

Just got word from HQ. They are gonna execute the American prisoner live on television.

Press F to pay your respect

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064558/Little-progress-case-American-college-student-22-nearly-one-year-detained-North-Korea.html

[YouTube] N.Korea: US student cries & admits to being "severe criminal" during press conf. (embed)

Peaceful resolution

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A part of me really wants this to go terribly wrong. Don't know why, but I'd like to see trump fuck it up and be able to say that a meme ended the world

HERE
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liberate NK

Nothin will happen. Nothing ever happens.

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one day it will happen

>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear

A MARTYRDOM NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO IGNORE

he is one of the martyrs but there will be another one

F, god bless his soul

How is USA going to counter NK's science vessels?

NICE SOURCE BEST SOURCE

The failed missile tests were false flags. Glorious leader is nuked up to the eyeballs and ready to rock and roll. There'll be no American flags on Sup Forums this time next week

I just hope my CO looks the other way as i take a nork qt by force covered in the blood of her malnourished illiterate commie husband

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oh no.. i'm sorry

14minutes until 6:20 in pyongyang

GUYS?!

Sounds like morse code on mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

its nothing retards

at best he detonates a bomb or launches a rocket into the sea
this has already happened before and didnt lead to ww3
one carrier group isnt enough to take on NK and protect SK
no reports of troop build ups except supposedly 150k chinese which is more likely to be a "stop the refugee flood" force than an invasion force
kill urselfs

What type of idiot not only decides to visit NK but then decides to steal from them? Couldn't he just get drunk with the minders like the normal tourists?

its starting

This dummy?

HE WILL NUKE THE LEAFS

THE FIRE RISES?!?!

I seriously hope you get nuked. Kim is gonna unite Korea and keep you as a slave.

Yep, being transported as we speak

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FAKE NEWS check it for yourself
>youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI

this is perfect chance for china to show who's boss of this gym
they're gonna annex north korea so fast america won't even have time to put troops on land

That would be fucking hilarious. Lil Kim's been reading Sun Tzu.

Romantic thought boyo

But if the world ends who would know.....

I hope best korea nuke the shit out of this poor excuse of a child called america, so we can rebuild it with the help of our TRUES allies: the rotten tooth kingdom.

And a little bit of aussies too cuz they're funny and have a hard time on this tiny dino-island crowded with flying crocodiles.

Quasimodo predicted this, y'know

YOU FOOL!

And then America gets pissy, and we are a step closer. People are putting a lot of trust into diplomacy here. This check might be the one that bounces.

That or NK gets split yet again, resulting in the north north being controlled by chinks and the south of it being controlled by SK.

WELL FUCK

We are allies, have you no honor?

He's some shitposter. There are 400 million people in the US. Relax your gook ass. We've got your back.

guys why wasnt obama as tough on NK as trump is now. obama just ignored him why cant trump do the same

Capitalists are our friends. Commies are the enemy.

reminder that if you think north korea is a threat or even a problem, you are a tool of globalist propaganda.

libya/iraq/vietnam all over again.

No idea if connected or not but Google Earth is not working right now.

Don't worry, Americunts need your lewd mmo's and hentai manhwa.

OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING READY LETS DO THIS SHIT!!!!!!

The big announcement, where is it?

Fuck off Satan.

Also, what's the story behind pic related

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CLUB PENGUIN IS OFFLINE TOO


IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEE

The japanese have been on high alert for ages after being declared war upon by North Korea, they have to go. Orwellianism must die.

No we don't. Japan was first love. Korea needs a couple nukes to have as deep a relationship.

wasted get, north korea has nukes its threatening to use on the west

OP reported for image. Enjoy your ban.

South Korea and Japan are allies of the US, so North Korea is a threat to them. If something happens to SK or Japan, the US will have to step in.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=RgWZai9yg-s

Goodbye, best Korea.

One minute until 6:20 in North Korea

Guys, I just recorded this off my local tv station... FUGG

youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

PAY YOUR FUCKING RESPECTS!

youtu.be/B0ENFex9heQ

Kimmy is gonna kill him

They never signed a peace treaty.

We will make them.

:^)

>megathread

go back to plebbit faggot

Would be surreal to see reporters all recording live expecting some show and then see NK guards turn and execute them all on live TV.

never seen the state tv dead like this, something is definitely happening.

They have no right to jail Daniel Tosh.

You dont need nuclear penetration to have a deep, loving bond.

They said at 6:20?

Good riddance, he's the sacrificial lamb we need to kick off another war

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT KIM! WHY DOES HE EAT THE RICE?

>15 brigades
>not and invasion force

Wut?

ETA 30 min?

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>CNN gets cucked for the 133048932598th time this year

Wouldn't surprise me at all

ITS 6 20 right now

Appeasement isn't the way to go.

its up to 175k chinese troops deployed btw

9 minutes

He will be avenged

I hope there's a stream in front of the AA guns.

There is no amount of respect enough for this.

news.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2017/04/13/2017041300209.html

where is the announcement?

Is the chinese deployment number directly proportional to the Bog's IQ?

Please remember, 10 year old are all over the Internet in America. We will destroy all of Asia to protect you my friend

South Korea is based as fuck. Got a friend stationed at Camp Casey too.

Not to mention that the US has 15 fucking military bases in SK - We ain't gonna let a goddamn thing happen to our US/SK glorious alliance.

Not to further mention that your badass 707th cross-train with Delta, SAS, Alpha Group, GIGN, etc..

Not to even further mention that even your children can place in low masters in Brood War or Starcraft 2 before the age of 12 and pick their noses at 400 actions per minute.

>nuclear penetration

Someone needs to make a porn of this.

can you leave hong kong intact for us to reclaim

Why do people keep saying 0620 and not 0630?

bretty sure it's 0630 in ~7 mins

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translate is shit, anyway to get this on a non-gibberish language?

Blizzard is an American company. We'd be fine in that regard

Is 24 too old to join army infantry? Is it already too late to get in on the action if Korea heats up?

How would you know

W H E R E . I S . T H E . A N N O U N C E M E N T

If it were ever to happen, it'll happen soon.

SOUTH KOREA VERIFIES EVACUATION

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HAPPENING

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Should be fine, the draft age goes all the way to 26

Finally a chance to excel in statcraft leaderboards