WAKE ME UP: Toronto District School Board Student Census

This is a four page culturally enriched student census that was given to leafs in the Toronto District School Board. Is there any hope for this country? We are going to shit and we don't even have weed.

pls annex me america senpai

...

Sup Forums is for people 18yo and above you underage fag.

...

welp, that about wraps it up for Canada

>100% of people in high school are underage

Kill yourself faggot

>White - (British, Greek, Italian, Poortuguese, Russian, Slovakian)


Here we go.

Congratulations, you're white by Canadian standards.

Meanwhile, German isn't even one of the listed options for first language, but fucking Somali is.

There's a write in option you racist fuck.

Someone forward these to Jordan Peterson.

Bump.

This is disgusting and your country is dying. Not much else to say.

also this

MFW: Too smart to live in Canada

Is it mandatory to complete this?

That's because German isn't a language anymore.

checked

No

I don't see anything wrong here. Care to explain?

weird, Dari and Persian are very similar. I wonder why there's two categories for them

>two-spirit
what the actual fuck

Underrated.

Will any companies in China mass letter mail western countries? Say, with Sup Forums approved survey responses

>Toronto
Stopped there

Most of it is fine and honestly standard stuff.

Questions 3 and 11 are full of insanity in the choices though.

Questions 17 and 18 are straight up SJW bullshit.

Question 29 is fine, but kinda retarded
>asking a 9th grader how they rate themselves in conflict mediation

It's basically the aboriginal way of saying "You can't hunt? You are woman now."

>Questions 17 and 18 are straight up SJW bullshit.

how is asking kids if they are learning about human rights issues and if they feel represented among their peers is "SJW bullshit"?

also, by the time they're in HS, most kids know what they're sexual orientation is, what's the harm in asking them and letting them identify as whatever they'd like?

Genderfluid
Genderqueer
Nonbinary
Two-Spirit???
If not listed write in box :

whatever the fuck is that ?

It's native nonsense

>what's the harm in asking them and letting them identify as whatever they'd like?
this happens

bamp

i'd like to point out that on the 1st page the association logo is a crescent (pbuh)

>pls annex me america senpai
No pls America-dono, yamete!

race != gender or sexual orientation

can you try again?

if you can choose your gender, care to explain why you can't choose your race?

This census is a little fucking personnel. Just write you are kekistani and cannot disclose more info incase you are persecuted by the Marxists.

...

>weird, Dari and Persian are very similar. I wonder why there's two categories for them

Politics. And the same goes for Tajiki.

If you mark Dari you probably get extra bonus points for being (more likely) more directly oppressed by the evil USA

>
>
>Meanwhile, German isn't even one of the listed options for first language, but fucking Somali is.

Arabic's the first one fampai

>two-spirit
What in the actual fuck is this?

>Two-Spirt

The fuck

When they start this crap? I don't recall ever taking Student Census and im from ACI :s


But I did graduate back in 2012, probably why I don't recall :o

wow canada is truly fucked. but hey, can't say much.... this sjw nonsense is creeping its way into the public sphere here too. though i find it ironic under culture background, there isn't "canadian." i guess after a few hundred years canada never created its own culture - sigh

...

Trudeau wasn't in government in 2012, the good old days

gender != sex

you're thinking of chromosomes, which determine your sex.

gender is an entirely different construct and is based on social, cultural and mental factors

have you ever studied this in-depth, or are you another mindless Sup Forums drone?

race is genetic. gender is not

fucking bigot.

who are you to strip away MY IDENTITY just like that?
as if it means nothing!!

i'm transracial and struggling to come to terms with it, not helped by fucking nazis like you who want to deny me my transracial identity.

fyi i'm a transracial black Lebanese pansexual love child.
my pronouns are zim/zam/zit.

BIGOT!

What's the difference between this shit and being attracted too everything

If gender != sex explain why we need to implement hormone therapy or the pronoun bullshit. I'm perfectly happy separating gender roles from sex...but it seems like the left doesn't actually want to do that and wants to conflate them while claiming they are separate.

kek

i know this is b8, but see

>zim/zam/zit

Yeah! How dare those nazis try to flim flam your zim zam!

>we need to implement hormone therapy

we don't "need" to, some people choose to and some don't. there are plenty of trans who haven't and wont take hormones

Pretty sure two-spirit means some native American spirit enters your body every morning and decides what gender you are that day

Jesus fucking christ, even we're not this far gone.

yeah but how is it both a gender and a sexual orientation?

NORTHERN WALL SOON

And the pronouns? Off the top of your head, what precisely is a demiboy?

>cultural marxism
>logic

PICK ONE

I like how they went out of their way not to list "male" as the first option even though it is just normal for phrasing as "male/femail", and it was deliberate because they could have just used alphabetical order as they did for the other categories.

Also, go up to a trans person and say, "oh, so you're a male" (in terms of sex). See what happens. Chances are they won't be thrilled with the observation.

North America should cease to exist.

>what's the harm in asking them and letting them identify as whatever they'd like?

Because there's only 3 choices, straight, gay or bi. The others are made up bullshit.

well spotted

> conflate them while claiming they are separate
exactly this

3rd wave feminism: gender roles mean nothing, we can wear jeans, doesn't mean i'm a lesbian, lesbians can wear dresses, means nothing.

transgenderism: gender roles mean something, so much i feel i was "born wrong" and NEED to switch to my "natural state".

I don't really have an issue either way, its just funny how feminism brought trans and now they have to resolve mutually incompatible worldviews.

Even if i sit back and watch, they whole thing will implode on itself.

If you want to look at some of the more nuanced points around the subject, and where it possibly went arie, i'd happily oblige.

>Italian
>white

you're free to choose whatever pronouns you like, just as you're free to be respectful and use them for someone or not

>what precisely is a demiboy

why don't you ask one and find out? that question is the same as "what's a man"? different people from different backgrounds and cultures (as well as different times in history) will all say something differently

hey look, you're learning what gender is and how it's SOCIAL construct! good job, and i'm not being sarcastic

>"so you're a male"

you're excluding the "in terms of sex", so they'd likely be upset and correct you

>so you're a male, in terms of sex

chances are they would be completely thrilled with this, as you are indeed correct

>Latin American is a Race
how insensitive.

>canadian standards m8

>gender != sex
>proceds to explain us what gender for SJW mean
>doesnt notices that his explaination denies the need to transexulas to transtion their gender

I'd be surprised if any high schooler, whether they're a FUCKING WHITE MALE or a nonbinary genderqueer beaverkin would have the patience to fill all this stupid shit out.

WTF is a two-spirit?

>chances are they would be completely thrilled with this, as you are indeed correct
My experience has been quite different. Additionally if trannys are really all about simply gender, being separate from sex, explain their apparent desire to play women's sports (which were separated for biological reasons)? How about the trans people who will claim you are bigoted if you are only sexually interested in people of the opposite sex (regardless of what gender they claim to be)? You seem to want to pretend that trans people are completely level-headed and only think of it in terms of gender roles - but for many of them, their actions paint a completely different picture.

>Two-spirit

For all that is good on God's green earth please tell me you threw that together on Word

user, pls.

>hey look, you're learning what gender is and how it's SOCIAL construct!

Just because society can effect it doesn't mean it's a "social construct". If you think there's a nature/nurture dichotomy you are an imbecile.

if you identify as having two or more faiths, doesn't that defeat the purpose of faith?

you switch between boy/girl... not on a scale between them, by binary.

you are one of two states.
> i'm a boy, now i'm a girl

fluid-something or other is where you move on the whole spectrum between male/female.

Rate me m8s

Got it, so it means

>I'm mentally ill

This test is offensively invasive.
Why should the state know any of this about anyone?

I thought Lefties were all against the government putting them on researchable databases.

GenuineCanadian/10

Nah, I think it's more like those Otherkins like, "In a past live, I was a chair/Cat/Actor" so it's normal I act like a Chair/Cat/Actor by moments."

>country you were born Quebec
kek

Fill it up, Except school/city and shit like that, OP.

going to google to see if a pansexual ever accused a bisexual of discrimination their definition of sexual preference implies there are merely two options. brb

Vive le Québec libre !

yes, unfortunately so.

are there any stats on trans numbers?
i've wondered if its more male to female than the other way around.

possibly would suggest that because of feminism:
women have had such a HUGE social boost over the last 100 years, some men, want to cash in on this, so create the narrative that:
> "i'm a women deep down!"

its just i can't help but think non of this shit would be possible without:
> makeup revolution
> cheep disposable fashion
> plastic surgery

...

do you poo in?:
__ loo
__ in the open
__ two-spirit
__ demiloo


(check one)

>white
>proceeds to list races that aren't white

Merci, De Gaulle! La troisième fois sera la bonne.

Aussi, à tous les Canadiens et Québecois, Cette année, ça sent la Coupe.

>First nations, metis, and/or Inuit

Literal snow chink

Its by alphabet

Idk of Canada and Sweden which one is the most miserable

kekd

Débrouillez-vous pour faire triompher le "oui" ce coup-ci ! Je compte bien aller faire un tour au Québec un jour ou l'autre, alors autant que ce soit dans un pays libéré des descendants de la Perfide Albion.

Is this a normal thing to see?

>sexual orientation

>two spirit
>more than one
>i am not sure of what this question is asking

>Some kind of French or something
>Straight

I think they're going to realize you're taking the piss.

Have I been banned?

No. Good.

Well kiddos, this is the first step in wiping a country clean of its history, culture, morals, society, community, and people.