/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - RAINING LEAD EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Multiple shootings so far today.

Other urls found in this thread:

weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USIL0225:1:US
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695
youtube.com/watch?v=-0olc3qJjLM
chitownmugshots.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

nice weather, sun is out. High probability of Male Black tonight

>hit trees
>hit poles
>hit fence
>hit parked cars
>may have hit a building
>passed out at the wheel

Male black's hitting the booze early.

why is the stream public accessible? doesn't it allow dindus/criminals to monitor police comms and change up their plans?

>niggers
>planning their crimes

police scanners have been available for decades, mehmet

>mehmet
tf burger?

>police scanners have been available for decades
In USA yes, that's my question essentially, it opens up a wide chink in your armour if you're law enforcement.

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No, weather is fucked tonight unfortunately.

weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USIL0225:1:US

>45 degrees
>slight chance of rain

we dont need much to want to go outside here

>shots fired
>foot pursuit

When the weather finally starts warming up around this time of year here in the north that mid 40's feels like mid 60's and it's pretty comfortable.

Time for a new bingo card, yass.

Especially enjoyed the 'male white, very drunk, falling all over the street, tattoo of an anchor on his face' a little earlier. Helluva shore leave.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE ROOKIE WHO CAN'T WATCH HIS KEYS

Fucking sailors are drunken messes, man. I don't know what it is about the Navy but those motherfuckers are god-tier alcoholics.

>ctrl+f cpd
>1 result

Everything is right with the world

CHECK
YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING
KEYS
ADAM
GODDAMNIT

You know if they don't get to him within the next hour there's at least an 80% percent chance they're gonna be getting a call from a strip club.

HOLY FUCK CHECK YOUR KEYS

Friendly reminder that the waning full moon is out tonight

>switching to citywide 5

FUCK YOU ADAM

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Citywide 5:

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

What? Does that mean police comms are unencrypted in the US?

KY Robert checking in... Let's have a good night folks... Lots of wild shit happening

last night was a little slow late

topKeK

>Wednesday night
Are you sure this is the best idea? I can't imagine it being as hell as it is on the weekend.

>shots fired

Last night Real Robert Hours was not checking his keys while watch aloha snackbar beheading videos.... CLASSIC

Yes.

this is my favorite shit. I just ordered dominos.. its 68 degrees out, i'll sit on the porch, have a cold beer, eat pizza and laugh while i enjoy the chirack easy listening channel.

in chicago.
you can sell heroin bricks in the street at noon.

trust me, i've heard it on the scanner.
outraaageoussssssssss

This one makes me laugh every time.

Do these gifs move slightly or am I going crazy?

Just get in your jammies, sit in your comfy chair, turn out the lights, and listen for a while

>passed out drunk at the McDonald's
>On a Wednesday
>at 6:30 PM

Sounds like a good night I guess

>drunk male hispanic trying to hit parents at the baseball field

Crazy, obviously.

u crazy nigga

>:B

MUCH BETTER MUSIC---> youtube.com/watch?v=-0olc3qJjLM

Why else are we here? We are all crazy in our own way, are we not? :-)

>vehicle's rear window was shot out

>>"disorientated"

Former /soflo/ user here, just moved to Cicero to go to Lewis University, doing delivery across the metropolitan area and suburbs. How do niggers live in shitholes like Elmwood or Garfield? The worst parts of Miami aren't even comparable

>6 shots fired

SHOTS FIRED

Chiraq south side scum here; gotta pick my gf from work in archer heights and return her home to Bridgeport at 9pm. How fucked am I, lads?

>assault in progress
>beating herself

ok

Pretty fucked, South side looks post-apacolyptic

>caller hit a bicyclist
>male black beating hispanic female

Gang warrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>Chicago mugshots arent in the OP
disgraceful

chitownmugshots.com/

You're in Cicero? Do yourself a favor and have a meal at Klas.

GANG SUPPRESSION AND ROBBERY

Not even remotely. Archer Heights isn't that bad and Bridgeport went from Irish/Italian white to yuppie white.

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That's funny cause I always pass it, it's the only non-mexican resteraunt

the bottom scrolling on youarelistening.to pissed me off so much I had to go find a solution
if you have stylish

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cray.
you on weed bro?

Riverside is probably the better Bohemian place overall, but Klas has the better kolaches. The duck is fabulous at both.

Oh fuck I love across the street from this place

>car with homemade plates

>homemade temporary Louisiana plates

Riverside? It looks like shit on the outside and its cash only, but its good enough that I drive from fucking Rogers Park at least once a month for it. My dad grew up like half a mile up Harlem from there.

Nah across the street from Klas. Live on Austin, large Mexican community

Again, implying our criminal class actually plans this shit or has the impulse control to even stop themselves.

Once upon a time it was all Bohunks. Check Klas out, you'll be glad you did.

>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

GETTIN' REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT, ADAM

I fucking hate the Cubs. But all their gay-ass world series celebrations have really showed why CPD is a world class police force. They perfectly keep all the niggers contained in the ghettos, literally millions of people party with lots of booze involved in the deadliest city in the western world with pretty much no incidents.

More fresh OC coming through

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where was this??

sexy

I made this Webbumz for all the Roberts in the world

You can probably get better results by slicing it down to a quarter of the size and keep the bitrate the same
while 960x540 is not a true 16:9, it's good enough if you want to keep it to size, the next best thing is 1024x576

Pretty much any place with black Africans where society still bothers to pay police to try to maintain civilization.

Every "goot boy who din even do nuffin" scenario plays out about like this.


Consider, this is how they behave with full bellies, free rent and utilities, free phones, free internet, free schools, free healthcare, walking around money, AND preferential hiring and college admissions.... how do you suppose our cities will look day 2 after the free money cards stop buying them food?

niggers dont hang out in wrigleyville to begin with

Not a CWB reader, are you?

(OC) from last night

Someone's aunt is gettin friskey with an extension cord.

(OC) From last night

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Robert and the People Vs. MEDIA

that's true, but the big rally was mostly at Hutchinson Field. the nigs could have come up to ruin that

no, but i know those gays can get pretty crazy sometimes

for all druggie fucks on the chans

v2(OC)

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sheboon dispatchers are the funniest

Crime tourism in Wrigley, Lincoln Park, and Boystown is out of control. Jump on the Red Line, come up to where the rich yuppies are, do a mugging, hop back on the train before CPD even responds. Hell, with how often 019 has been in RAP they could hit two or three and be fine.

true but breddy gud anyway
saved

We got a Male Black, prep those image replies

Male Black with a white hoodie, gun in his waistband. Gonna be good.

How long have these threads been a thing? I just found 'em last night.

>Male Black
>White hoodie

chekd

>White Robert
>No Habla Espanole

last summer