>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
nice weather, sun is out. High probability of Male Black tonight
Dylan Reed
>hit trees >hit poles >hit fence >hit parked cars >may have hit a building >passed out at the wheel
Male black's hitting the booze early.
Jonathan Phillips
why is the stream public accessible? doesn't it allow dindus/criminals to monitor police comms and change up their plans?
Joseph Jones
>niggers >planning their crimes
Dominic Reed
police scanners have been available for decades, mehmet
Ryder Price
>mehmet tf burger?
>police scanners have been available for decades In USA yes, that's my question essentially, it opens up a wide chink in your armour if you're law enforcement.
What? Does that mean police comms are unencrypted in the US?
Robert Hall
KY Robert checking in... Let's have a good night folks... Lots of wild shit happening
Liam Ramirez
last night was a little slow late
Colton Turner
topKeK
Sebastian Lee
>Wednesday night Are you sure this is the best idea? I can't imagine it being as hell as it is on the weekend.
Elijah Allen
>shots fired
Elijah Hill
Last night Real Robert Hours was not checking his keys while watch aloha snackbar beheading videos.... CLASSIC
Joshua Anderson
Yes.
Charles Carter
this is my favorite shit. I just ordered dominos.. its 68 degrees out, i'll sit on the porch, have a cold beer, eat pizza and laugh while i enjoy the chirack easy listening channel.
in chicago. you can sell heroin bricks in the street at noon.
trust me, i've heard it on the scanner. outraaageoussssssssss
Chase Carter
This one makes me laugh every time.
Austin Wilson
Do these gifs move slightly or am I going crazy?
Andrew King
Just get in your jammies, sit in your comfy chair, turn out the lights, and listen for a while
Luis Davis
>passed out drunk at the McDonald's >On a Wednesday >at 6:30 PM
Sounds like a good night I guess
Brody Lewis
>drunk male hispanic trying to hit parents at the baseball field
Why else are we here? We are all crazy in our own way, are we not? :-)
Oliver Jenkins
>vehicle's rear window was shot out
Jason Miller
>>"disorientated"
Samuel Jenkins
Former /soflo/ user here, just moved to Cicero to go to Lewis University, doing delivery across the metropolitan area and suburbs. How do niggers live in shitholes like Elmwood or Garfield? The worst parts of Miami aren't even comparable
Lincoln Reyes
>6 shots fired
Adam Garcia
SHOTS FIRED
Robert Mitchell
Chiraq south side scum here; gotta pick my gf from work in archer heights and return her home to Bridgeport at 9pm. How fucked am I, lads?
Caleb Morales
>assault in progress >beating herself
ok
Cameron Kelly
Pretty fucked, South side looks post-apacolyptic
Andrew Myers
>caller hit a bicyclist >male black beating hispanic female
You're in Cicero? Do yourself a favor and have a meal at Klas.
Gavin Sullivan
GANG SUPPRESSION AND ROBBERY
Oliver Allen
Not even remotely. Archer Heights isn't that bad and Bridgeport went from Irish/Italian white to yuppie white.
Camden Rivera
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Leo Murphy
That's funny cause I always pass it, it's the only non-mexican resteraunt
Angel White
the bottom scrolling on youarelistening.to pissed me off so much I had to go find a solution if you have stylish
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Asher Diaz
cray. you on weed bro?
Eli Johnson
Riverside is probably the better Bohemian place overall, but Klas has the better kolaches. The duck is fabulous at both.
Ayden Watson
Oh fuck I love across the street from this place
Adam Edwards
>car with homemade plates
Charles Rodriguez
>homemade temporary Louisiana plates
Camden Lewis
Riverside? It looks like shit on the outside and its cash only, but its good enough that I drive from fucking Rogers Park at least once a month for it. My dad grew up like half a mile up Harlem from there.
Michael Wood
Nah across the street from Klas. Live on Austin, large Mexican community
Kayden Davis
Again, implying our criminal class actually plans this shit or has the impulse control to even stop themselves.
Luke Allen
Once upon a time it was all Bohunks. Check Klas out, you'll be glad you did.
Levi Morales
>FOUR >FOUR SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Wyatt Young
GETTIN' REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT, ADAM
Lucas Carter
I fucking hate the Cubs. But all their gay-ass world series celebrations have really showed why CPD is a world class police force. They perfectly keep all the niggers contained in the ghettos, literally millions of people party with lots of booze involved in the deadliest city in the western world with pretty much no incidents.
Benjamin Foster
More fresh OC coming through
Owen Adams
...
Brandon Rodriguez
where was this??
Easton Kelly
sexy
Ryder Bell
I made this Webbumz for all the Roberts in the world
Nathan Torres
You can probably get better results by slicing it down to a quarter of the size and keep the bitrate the same while 960x540 is not a true 16:9, it's good enough if you want to keep it to size, the next best thing is 1024x576
Lucas Campbell
Pretty much any place with black Africans where society still bothers to pay police to try to maintain civilization.
Every "goot boy who din even do nuffin" scenario plays out about like this.
Consider, this is how they behave with full bellies, free rent and utilities, free phones, free internet, free schools, free healthcare, walking around money, AND preferential hiring and college admissions.... how do you suppose our cities will look day 2 after the free money cards stop buying them food?
Nathan Perry
niggers dont hang out in wrigleyville to begin with
Asher Perry
Not a CWB reader, are you?
Matthew Mitchell
(OC) from last night
Grayson Hernandez
Someone's aunt is gettin friskey with an extension cord.
Nicholas Bell
(OC) From last night
Adam Gonzalez
(OC)
Leo Brooks
(OC) Robert and the People Vs. MEDIA
Adrian Perry
that's true, but the big rally was mostly at Hutchinson Field. the nigs could have come up to ruin that
no, but i know those gays can get pretty crazy sometimes
Jaxon Evans
for all druggie fucks on the chans
Carson Murphy
v2(OC)
Dominic Morgan
...
Benjamin Gray
(OC)
Jacob Edwards
sheboon dispatchers are the funniest
Jeremiah Smith
Crime tourism in Wrigley, Lincoln Park, and Boystown is out of control. Jump on the Red Line, come up to where the rich yuppies are, do a mugging, hop back on the train before CPD even responds. Hell, with how often 019 has been in RAP they could hit two or three and be fine.
Brayden Lopez
true but breddy gud anyway saved
Jose Carter
We got a Male Black, prep those image replies
Parker Gonzalez
Male Black with a white hoodie, gun in his waistband. Gonna be good.
Jack Perry
How long have these threads been a thing? I just found 'em last night.