JUCHE GENERAL- DEATH TO IMPERIALIST PIGS EDITION!

This thread is for the discussion of the Juche ideology.
Juche sets itself apart form other radical socialist views such and Maoism and Stalinism!

BOOKS ON JUCHE THOUGHT-
>On Juche Thought by Kim Jong Il
korea-dpr.info/lib/Kim Jong Il - 4/ON THE JUCHE IDEA.pdf
>On the Juche Idea by Kim Il Sung
korea-dpr.info/lib/Kim Jong Il - 4/ON THE JUCHE IDEA.pdf

Discuss Juche t comrades and remember, UPHOLD JUCHE THOUGHT!

Other urls found in this thread:

korea-dpr.com/lib/Kim Jong Il - 6/THE WORKERS.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=bKLahiKrbjo
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Will you stop LARPing?!
NO official or in any way credible news agency anywhere in the world has confirmed your crypto-BS!

Comrade! This is Far from a LARP! As the Imperialists come crashing down on the last bastion of Juche Socialism we must rally around the workers revolution! Try reading some Juche reading material. "The Workers" is a great start! korea-dpr.com/lib/Kim Jong Il - 6/THE WORKERS.pdf

Do not joke with the war, fuck. There are other guys here. This is not Iraq, it is not Afghanistan. Donald, your soldiers will be torn to pieces. This is 1 million selective soldiers of North Korea whore! They'll blow it all! They will pass the entire Atlantic in one hour! They will blow up all your destroyers, all your journalists, diplomats. Donald, you are a cowboy. Stop, fuck, you're done, you need to put the cartridges away in the warehouse. And forget about your woman. We had one asshole, consulted with his woman, she brought what the devil into the house, whore - and the great Russian empire collapsed. And another eccentric was, obeyed his woman - and the Soviet Union collapsed. And you will repeat the same mistake. You forget the woman, your woman has worked her, fuck. Think about the future of America: it is dying! Your young people are fleeing from your country. There nobody wants to live, in America, no one! You have a flea market, fuck! Dollar, dollar, dollar! It's ... a dirty green piece of paper, whore! No soul, no fucking, no music with you, no writers from you! The whole world listens to Tchaikovsky, Dostoevsky, whore. Festivals, sports - only Russia, whore. And Russia is here - Syria and North Korea! Here they love the president, and they despise you, fuck, despise! Your predecessor, whore - Clinton, whore, - he opened his pants right in his office! It's absolutely necessary to fuck off, damn it, so that some whore, in the office of the head of state, sucked him! Is this America ?! You fucked long ago, fuck! What are you doing, damn ?! Monica, fuck! What the fuck is the president ?! What war ?! What Middle East, whore ?! The blowjobs are fucking fucking! Onanists, pidaras, whores!

I'm a Marxist but I don't mind the DPRK.

We are all comrades under the great Banner of socialism! May Marxists, Maoists, Socialists, AnComs and Followers of Juche thought advance into a glorious era of golden peace!

I like the DPRK desu

As you should comrades! They are the bastion of socialism in the east!

>using the internet to shill for a dictatorship that doesn't even allow its people to use the internet
That's a pretty funny joke, man.

If a post from the DPRK came through how would you respond? Probably with a few shitty memes followed by "NORTH KOREA BTFO :DDDDDD"
As a result we must spread the words through other means

Juche best ideology. Greetings from Mexico

>If a post from the DPRK came through how would you respond?
I'd ask Kim Jong Un why he's shitposting here.
If you're worried about your posts not being taken seriously because norkland is the biggest joke in Asia, why post from sweden which is the biggest joke in Europe?

Coming from a Amerifag? Pfft!

Is this what passes for banter in the embarrassing, irrelevant dumpster fire you call your home country?
Why can't commies do *anything* right?

Ouch, im really hurt, on a personal level.

If only you were this hurt by your transgender "wife" sleeping around with muhammad, maybe you wouldn't be such a worldwide laughing stock.

Is this delicious fresh pasta?

When Tyrone comes from his Drug filled Ghetto and shoots your family only to get 5000 protesters marching in his defence we can talk about laughing stocks.

But that's exactly what happens when swedes get run over by muslims on a daily basis.

It happened ONE TIME! We arent like France who seems to get Ahmed trying out his backyard science kit in the street every other day

Death to all communists

Sweden. You are weak, you are mudslime cucked , 2nd amendment trumps all, go to bed.

/thread

Death to imperialist pigs such as yourself! The US is the evil master of the hounds of imperialism which attack the peaceful peoples of the world!

The Norks only exist because Mao and Stalin rescued them.

Now Chinese have billions of dollars invested in the US and world, much potentially subject to sanction and nationalization in case of war.

If China decides to fuck Pyongyang, Pyongyang is fucked indeed. Russia is poor and there is no Soviet Union.

I await the decision of our Beijing overlords. We should trade them Japan in return for their absorption by conquest of North Korea, then leave Asia to its natural Chinese masters.

I'm taking a class on North Korea, AMA.

Death to america. I hope that norks kill as many of those zionist subhumans as possible.

North Korea aren't socialists.

Daily reminder that communism =! socialism.
DPRK is a shithole socialist country. Nothing even close to communism.

Lol, North Korea doesn't even real.

Juche is a quite radical form of socialism but i can assure you comrade that it is socialism!

All hail the glorious leader!

Sink the chink!

Spank the yank!

Fry the burger!

>pursuit of autarky
>militaristic
>ethno-nationalist state
It's fascism.

>And thats bad why?
>Army needed to protect borders from imperialsim
>You what mate?
Its a socialist state!

I mean it has happened except they were proxies lol

>I don't even know that Norks forbid racemixing
Stop.

Next time you post this, please at least explain in brief what sets it apart from the other socialist ideologies instead of just claiming it. I'm not just going to read a book on it without some idea of what might be worthwhile about it. I don't have that kind of time.

It's because juche is a fucking meme. It literally doesn't exist. The Norks have a fascist ethno-state.

I will answer your question here in brief and longer in the next time :)
Juche is a very self reliant socialist ideology. Standard socialism draws a very defining line between "Workers" and "peasants" but Juche groups them into a much more effective force, the "masses". it has a high stress on military to defend the bastion and sovereignty of the Juche state. Thats a pretty basic rundown, i encourage you to do some reading though!

>AnComs
no

Should not all socialists unite? (im not saying ancoms have the greatest ideology of them all, but hey? You gotta mobilise all the masses!)

And people stil want to attack best Korea

In theory, Juche is a synthesis of historic materialism and self-reliance.

In practice, it's NK discovering unicorns.

Ahhhhh the good Unicorn story!
This is a mistranlation error, You see when the DPRK was excavating ancient Korean tombs they found ancient statues of Mythical beasts. They proudly proclaimed this to the world only to have some office lackey mistranslate it and turn their great discovery into a laughing stock

lol larping faggot. sage

bump

God Bless North Korea

Death to imperialism
Death to capitalism

Yes comrade! Quickly, switch to Ching Chong so the imperialist pigs cannot understand us!

youtube.com/watch?v=bKLahiKrbjo

YOU PUSHED THE STORM AWAY

>the Nazi board doesn't like the most Nazi country as of right now

I don't get it.

NO MOTHERLAND WITHOUT THE DEAR LEADER COMRADE!

prediction: there will only be four editions of this general

Even without a Righteous Korea Juche thought will prevail! Not that I think Korea will fall

EVEN IF THE WORLD CHANGES HUNDREDS OF TIMES

THE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN YOU

COMRADE KIM JONG IL

WE ARE UNABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU