Will you stop LARPing?! NO official or in any way credible news agency anywhere in the world has confirmed your crypto-BS!
Michael Green
Comrade! This is Far from a LARP! As the Imperialists come crashing down on the last bastion of Juche Socialism we must rally around the workers revolution! Try reading some Juche reading material. "The Workers" is a great start! korea-dpr.com/lib/Kim Jong Il - 6/THE WORKERS.pdf
Oliver Butler
Do not joke with the war, fuck. There are other guys here. This is not Iraq, it is not Afghanistan. Donald, your soldiers will be torn to pieces. This is 1 million selective soldiers of North Korea whore! They'll blow it all! They will pass the entire Atlantic in one hour! They will blow up all your destroyers, all your journalists, diplomats. Donald, you are a cowboy. Stop, fuck, you're done, you need to put the cartridges away in the warehouse. And forget about your woman. We had one asshole, consulted with his woman, she brought what the devil into the house, whore - and the great Russian empire collapsed. And another eccentric was, obeyed his woman - and the Soviet Union collapsed. And you will repeat the same mistake. You forget the woman, your woman has worked her, fuck. Think about the future of America: it is dying! Your young people are fleeing from your country. There nobody wants to live, in America, no one! You have a flea market, fuck! Dollar, dollar, dollar! It's ... a dirty green piece of paper, whore! No soul, no fucking, no music with you, no writers from you! The whole world listens to Tchaikovsky, Dostoevsky, whore. Festivals, sports - only Russia, whore. And Russia is here - Syria and North Korea! Here they love the president, and they despise you, fuck, despise! Your predecessor, whore - Clinton, whore, - he opened his pants right in his office! It's absolutely necessary to fuck off, damn it, so that some whore, in the office of the head of state, sucked him! Is this America ?! You fucked long ago, fuck! What are you doing, damn ?! Monica, fuck! What the fuck is the president ?! What war ?! What Middle East, whore ?! The blowjobs are fucking fucking! Onanists, pidaras, whores!
Nolan Bell
I'm a Marxist but I don't mind the DPRK.
Jayden Sanchez
We are all comrades under the great Banner of socialism! May Marxists, Maoists, Socialists, AnComs and Followers of Juche thought advance into a glorious era of golden peace!
Ian Cox
I like the DPRK desu
Liam Hughes
As you should comrades! They are the bastion of socialism in the east!
Chase Hall
>using the internet to shill for a dictatorship that doesn't even allow its people to use the internet That's a pretty funny joke, man.
Evan Williams
If a post from the DPRK came through how would you respond? Probably with a few shitty memes followed by "NORTH KOREA BTFO :DDDDDD" As a result we must spread the words through other means
Liam Phillips
Juche best ideology. Greetings from Mexico
Grayson Kelly
>If a post from the DPRK came through how would you respond? I'd ask Kim Jong Un why he's shitposting here. If you're worried about your posts not being taken seriously because norkland is the biggest joke in Asia, why post from sweden which is the biggest joke in Europe?
Austin Turner
Coming from a Amerifag? Pfft!
Hudson Fisher
Is this what passes for banter in the embarrassing, irrelevant dumpster fire you call your home country? Why can't commies do *anything* right?
Brandon Butler
Ouch, im really hurt, on a personal level.
Oliver Howard
If only you were this hurt by your transgender "wife" sleeping around with muhammad, maybe you wouldn't be such a worldwide laughing stock.
Charles Jenkins
Is this delicious fresh pasta?
Jordan Long
When Tyrone comes from his Drug filled Ghetto and shoots your family only to get 5000 protesters marching in his defence we can talk about laughing stocks.
Gavin Torres
But that's exactly what happens when swedes get run over by muslims on a daily basis.
Hudson Myers
It happened ONE TIME! We arent like France who seems to get Ahmed trying out his backyard science kit in the street every other day
Nathan Cruz
Death to all communists
Christian Mitchell
Sweden. You are weak, you are mudslime cucked , 2nd amendment trumps all, go to bed.
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Camden Peterson
Death to imperialist pigs such as yourself! The US is the evil master of the hounds of imperialism which attack the peaceful peoples of the world!
Isaiah Parker
The Norks only exist because Mao and Stalin rescued them.
Now Chinese have billions of dollars invested in the US and world, much potentially subject to sanction and nationalization in case of war.
If China decides to fuck Pyongyang, Pyongyang is fucked indeed. Russia is poor and there is no Soviet Union.
I await the decision of our Beijing overlords. We should trade them Japan in return for their absorption by conquest of North Korea, then leave Asia to its natural Chinese masters.
Ryan Clark
I'm taking a class on North Korea, AMA.
Wyatt Evans
Death to america. I hope that norks kill as many of those zionist subhumans as possible.
Cameron Walker
North Korea aren't socialists.
Hunter Hernandez
Daily reminder that communism =! socialism. DPRK is a shithole socialist country. Nothing even close to communism.
Levi Martinez
Lol, North Korea doesn't even real.
William Robinson
Juche is a quite radical form of socialism but i can assure you comrade that it is socialism!
Brandon Lee
All hail the glorious leader!
Sink the chink!
Spank the yank!
Fry the burger!
Ethan Martinez
>pursuit of autarky >militaristic >ethno-nationalist state It's fascism.
Bentley Martinez
>And thats bad why? >Army needed to protect borders from imperialsim >You what mate? Its a socialist state!
Carter Hernandez
I mean it has happened except they were proxies lol
Landon Jones
>I don't even know that Norks forbid racemixing Stop.
Jonathan Miller
Next time you post this, please at least explain in brief what sets it apart from the other socialist ideologies instead of just claiming it. I'm not just going to read a book on it without some idea of what might be worthwhile about it. I don't have that kind of time.
Gabriel Murphy
It's because juche is a fucking meme. It literally doesn't exist. The Norks have a fascist ethno-state.
Jackson Morgan
I will answer your question here in brief and longer in the next time :) Juche is a very self reliant socialist ideology. Standard socialism draws a very defining line between "Workers" and "peasants" but Juche groups them into a much more effective force, the "masses". it has a high stress on military to defend the bastion and sovereignty of the Juche state. Thats a pretty basic rundown, i encourage you to do some reading though!
Caleb Price
>AnComs no
Jace Butler
Should not all socialists unite? (im not saying ancoms have the greatest ideology of them all, but hey? You gotta mobilise all the masses!)
Jeremiah Scott
And people stil want to attack best Korea
Camden Butler
In theory, Juche is a synthesis of historic materialism and self-reliance.
In practice, it's NK discovering unicorns.
Cooper Perry
Ahhhhh the good Unicorn story! This is a mistranlation error, You see when the DPRK was excavating ancient Korean tombs they found ancient statues of Mythical beasts. They proudly proclaimed this to the world only to have some office lackey mistranslate it and turn their great discovery into a laughing stock
Jaxson Wilson
lol larping faggot. sage
Julian Perry
bump
God Bless North Korea
Death to imperialism Death to capitalism
Matthew Nelson
Yes comrade! Quickly, switch to Ching Chong so the imperialist pigs cannot understand us!