NORTH KOREA HAPPENING - BAITED BREATH ADDITION

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>US gov’t and other sources say #DPRK has apparently placed a nuclear device in a tunnel and it could be detonated Saturday AM #Korea time.
twitter.com/W7VOA/status/852283171546816512

>Satellite images show fresh activity at NK nuclear sites
express.co.uk/news/world/791228/north-korea-nuclear-site-satellite-images-kim-jong-un-united-states-donald-trump

>China tells military to move to NK border
upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/04/12/China-tells-military-to-be-ready-to-move-to-North-Korea-border/5871492003177/

>Pyongyang possibly being evacuated (unverified)
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/605120/north-korea-war-america-kim-jongun-evacuation-pyongyang-donald-trump-missiles

pravdareport.com/hotspots/conflicts/12-04-2017/137480-pyongyang_evacuation-0/

>BREAKING: Foreign journalists in North Korea told to prepare for 'big event' - Reuters
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/852266863958646786


>MASSIVE ACTIVITY AT NUCLEAR SITE!
express.co.uk/news/world/791228/north-korea-nuclear-site-satellite-images-kim-jong-un-united-states-donald-trump

>FAGGOTS!!!
>CAN SOMEONE CHECK THIS INFO AND CONFIRM IT IF TRUE?!!
>CIW DIRECTOR CONFIRMS THAT NORK SATELLITES ARE GOING TO BE OVER THE USA >IN AN HOUR AND THAT WE WILL GET HIT WITH A FUCKING EMP BLAST!!!
CONFIRMED BY KEK

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Tunnel where?

yankee imperialists go home

>NK
>Internet
pick one

h-how?

First for happen fucking already

hello kim

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When will the bloody gooks learn that the west does not think in the same manner as them?

NORKS HAVE DONE

UNDERGROUND NUKE TESTS BEFORE

SO HAS USA

THIS IS NOT A HAPPENING

NORKS HAVE DONE

UNDERGROUND NUKE TESTS BEFORE

SO HAS USA

THIS IS NOT A HAPPENING

NORKS HAVE DONE

UNDERGROUND NUKE TESTS BEFORE

SO HAS USA

THIS IS NOT A HAPPENING

>What tunnel?

in north korea
it's just a test

>Norks testing a nuke on the 15th, dubbed "Day of the Sun

I hope they haven't advanced from gun type A-bombs to H-bombs.

Fuck off proxyfag.

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NK, they're preparing for the same weapon test they do every year. Of course, Trump has a nuclear sniffer plane over there. So, here is how it will go.

NK will launch off their missile like always. Sniffer plane will detect nuclear materials. All hell will break loose.

Their normal testing sites. It's nothing

Please Kim, just do it. If not you are a fucking faggot.

>1 post by this ID

Counter fakenews copy pasta for retarded happenings spammer

>Satellite images show fresh activity at NK nuclear sites
In other news fresh rice was served to Kim this morning. There has been "fresh activity" at NK nuclear sites EVERY week for the last several months and it happens every few months even in calm times.

>China tells military to move to NK border
unconfirmed rumor claimed by
>The Information Center for Human Rights and Democracy, a nongovernmental organization in Hong Kong
which is a Syrian Observatory of Human Rights tier propaganda news outlet producing fakenews about China every day

>Pyongyang possibly being evacuated
>dailystar.co.uk
Is a tabloid just citing pravdareport. Same source that pushed the already by US and China dismissed fake report about 150.000 soldiers on the Chinese-Korean border
>pravdareport.com
Literally no source nor names of the "expert" claims for the report.

>>BREAKING: Foreign journalists in North Korea told to prepare for 'big event' - Reuters
told to reporters invited for
>105th birth anniversary of its founding president Kim Il Sung on April 15

VPN game strong

Tunnel is north est of the country : aka usual testing facility for nuclear detonation. FALSE ALARM Calm down every body, the little chubby asian like to piss every one over fake happening

>LOL N-KOREA HAZ NO INTERNET
You can't be this stupid

Prove this wrong >protip you can't

no

I WANT MY HAPPENING NOW, I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY. JUST NUKE SOMETHING ALREADY

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>Baited breath

>Express
>Daily Star
>Twitter clickbait

Yeah....

Exactly, just the rough continent we're talking about would be helpful.

China has threatened to invade if they detonate more nukes...

Not during the Trump presidency tho, it could be a game changer.

NUCLEAR DEVICE IS IN NORTH PORTAL

twitter.com/inside_nk/status/852285485842137088

56kb/sec and Red Star Linux distro.

Kim, was that shitty Seth Rogan movie the final straw?

TRACTORS IN 30!

So, the Norkgooks are going to nuke themselves from underground? Neat.

Nothing will happen, just go to bed faggot, I'm literally about to start up my life again, I'm not going to put everything on hold again for something that'll either happen in 10 or 20 years (maaaaaybe), or will never happen at all.
Shame, I would love nothing more than to witness the end, but the end has already come and we are living it right now.

>putting so much faith into literally who news sources and fake news websites

I thought you're better than this Sup Forums

Wasn't the last test a failed try at detonating an H bomb?

youtube.com/watch?v=pZiVWXjsaJg

Told you faggots.

How do you know? They have loads of tunnels under SK

Why are no major news outlets picking this up? It's all trump and russia shit

OH NO ITS A NUCLEAR TEST THAT WILL END UP IN THE OCEAN HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

calm down hermano we're gonna have our nukes very soon, trust me

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Something is happening alright...

>all journlaists are on a bus to be locked in there

kys faggot

because it's fake

Dear god, pls, all i want is a nuclear holocaust for humanity.

You must be new here

HOW LONG UNTIL TANKS!?

Well at least N.Korea is not run by Jews...

Is this real??

>cyka blyat
>rrashh b rashh bb

youtube.com/watch?v=oWhRNQVoako

Chinese Troops at North Korea border

So its fucking nothing. Like always.

Literally just a test, if anything. Probably nothing. Watch as the entire world starts crying loudly but won't do shit.

>live near pendleton, fightertown, and SD naval base
>noticeable increase in flight activities
>had a cobra buzz directly over my house at 2:30am maybe just a few hundred feet up

oh. well that's not very fun.

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Let's discuss the terms of your surrender.

For now.........

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Go back to selling weed to tourists you gouda nigger.

there will be no surrender

>North Korea will nuke itself

So is North Korea now Belka?

Is this the north Korean thread? Something weird has been reported here. It's early morning

News went out that the roads to the discontinued (but maintained) bataan nuclear powerplant here have been barricaded and a couple of helicopters and trucks full of soldiers were sighted around the perimeter.

Also, Duterte is out of the country atm in the middle east.

I smell something fishy

I thought the US was going to BTFO NK if they tested more shit?

Shut up gouda is good

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portal?

it'll pull a reichstag fire

Post Red Star OS or GTFO

nothing will happen. americans are by nature cowards. there is no need to think there will be anything which happens.

that's why this is news, let's see what happens

Kimmy Un has a Steam account.

That is what this is about. North Korea is 100% calling Trump's bluff on this.

I hope they have
i hope theyve built the most powerful one ever
so when they detonate it they melt their own country off the globe

rarest of the rare
roll on WWIII

What was reported Flipbro?

>implying you're not an American using a proxy

>inb4 they drive the journalists to the tunnel before testing the nuke

BASED

Kim I know you want to do it, do it and make us proud

Do it Kim. Nuke California.

Kim knows how bad Trump hates it when countries bomb themselves

Source?

Let's discuss the terms of your unconditional surrender.

>mfw this actually happens

fug

twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/852285654398533632 guys

> mfw they will take them as human shield in the bunker with Kim

I've lost my Ron Paul folder
Post your rare Rons please

Tell us, why do you spend yo much time in these threads posting this?
You're really investing a lot of time. Just curious.

>CNN journalists already defected
>War hasn't even started yet
wew lad

is kim holding the reporters hostage?

F