NORTH KOREA HAPPENING

Post breaking news and new information about North Korea.

>Satellite images show fresh activity at NK nuclear sites
express.co.uk/news/world/791228/north-korea-nuclear-site-satellite-images-kim-jong-un-united-states-donald-trump

>China tells military to move to NK border
upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/04/12/China-tells-military-to-be-ready-to-move-to-North-Korea-border/5871492003177/

>Pyongyang possibly being evacuated (unverified)
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/605120/north-korea-war-america-kim-jongun-evacuation-pyongyang-donald-trump-missiles

pravdareport.com/hotspots/conflicts/12-04-2017/137480-pyongyang_evacuation-0/

>BREAKING: Foreign journalists in North Korea told to prepare for 'big event' - Reuters
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/852266863958646786


>MASSIVE ACTIVITY AT NUCLEAR SITE!
express.co.uk/news/world/791228/north-korea-nuclear-site-satellite-images-kim-jong-un-united-states-donald-trump

>FAGGOTS!!!
>CAN SOMEONE CHECK THIS INFO AND CONFIRM IT IF TRUE?!!
>CIW DIRECTOR CONFIRMS THAT NORK SATELLITES ARE GOING TO BE OVER THE USA >IN AN HOUR AND THAT WE WILL GET HIT WITH A FUCKING EMP BLAST!!!
CONFIRMED BY KEK

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>Satellite images show fresh activity at NK nuclear sites
In other news fresh rice was served to Kim this morning. There has been "fresh activity" at NK nuclear sites EVERY week for the last several months and it happens every few months even in calm times.

>China tells military to move to NK border
unconfirmed rumor claimed by
>The Information Center for Human Rights and Democracy, a nongovernmental organization in Hong Kong
which is a Syrian Observatory of Human Rights tier propaganda news outlet producing fakenews about China every day

>Pyongyang possibly being evacuated
>dailystar.co.uk
Is a tabloid just citing pravdareport. Same source that pushed the already by US and China dismissed fake report about 150.000 soldiers on the Chinese-Korean border
>pravdareport.com
Literally no source nor names of the "expert" claims for the report.

>>BREAKING: Foreign journalists in North Korea told to prepare for 'big event' - Reuters
told to reporters invited for
>105th birth anniversary of its founding president Kim Il Sung on April 15

hesus kristo this thread is so original
fucking leaf there are like 10 of these threads damn you

wetting myself rn

numbers say yes

WW3 finnaly? :D

Friendly reminder that North Koreans make the best music.
youtube.com/watch?v=fL7-7shibkw

KEK GIVE US A SIGN

you have to wait two hours and twenty two minutes

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TURN OFF THE WATERFALL, USE BLIND MODE. IT SAVES TRAFFIC.

DONT POST THE LINK WITHOUT THOSE INSTRUCTIONS

Also, if possible, if someone could set up a stream of those channels to divert traffic away from the servers?

China will likely retaliate on Saturday if they do test another nuke, doubt it will come to much, there is that 1% chance that it becomes war though.

k3fef.com:8901/

If singles,us will get nuked today

Why are we supposed to be concerned again? If they fire anything at us we can just shut off the atoms...

WW3 this easter.
Praise kek.

>N Korea warns foreign residents in S Korea to evacuate due to a possible thermonuclear war

bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-pacific-22082721

HE SPOKE

Im all about that coal! Trump is helping out West Virginia out.

HORY SHET

nothing will happen
nothing can happen

anything involving NK just amounts to posturing and threats on either or both sides, has been forever like this... fuck off

fake news

Krispy Korea

S H A D I L A Y

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>2020
SHIT
20:00
half a hour to the habbenings

is kim guaranteed to fire a nuke?

if he feels like hes gonna lose power, then wont he just say fuck it and fire on Seoul?

>singles
>quints

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

well fuck

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>2020

Kek has croaked and the glorious sound of

SHADILAY

Reaches mine ears.

Praise him.

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Was nice knowing you guys

Dude Easter is Sunday...

shiiiiit id habbens

Oh fug

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Checked

fugggggggggggg

HOLY KEK

Its nothing you faggots. Theres a carrier strike group gonna be there in a few days. Of course they are going to hide whatever isnt bolted down.

IT IS FUCKING CONFIRMED LADS

FINALLY

What is the fat midget Nork doing now??

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What would piss off Trump more.
Bombing a major US city or Israel?

You should not have done that

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU VIKING NIGGER?!

Kek wills it.

Oh shit

Picking up some very faint gookspeak at 8808.50

sheeit

thank you

>>>J
>NO
>>>K
>>>E

>Its nothing you faggots

to be fair senpai thats what we all thought about trump sending ships to syria and look what happened

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

praise

What has been happening with the SDR?

it's happening faggots

youtu.be/GGU1P6lBW6Q

This NK shit happens this time literally every year and people fall for it every single time

April 16th

CET

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Praise kek. Hail.

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What frequency do I use for the SDR???

Nothing will happen

oh shit nigger

Have you watched Heat?

Fuck! The games i play got their server located in NA. God damn it, the ping in EU is fucking too high.

I hope its a happening as much as you do family. As long as that missile defense works.

well.. see you guys in the zone

shadilay

see

8992

Fug

Commiefornie is bye bye, after that, North Korea is no more.

tell Onga Bonga that I always loved her banana pies

include me in the screenshot niggers

STOP PRAISING KEK SCRIPTKIDDY

I've waited so long.

>112
>swedish police phone number
Malmö is bye bye?

>This get combined with all of the other gets today revolving around NK happenings.
>My fucking face right now

We could have chosen a different path. We could've voted for Ron Paul. This is our bed. We must lie in it.

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THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q

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HAPPENING

ANOTHER

ANNOUNCEMENT

" On the basis of the original fundamentals of the Songun revolution that the army means the party, the state and the people, the WPK has developed the KPA into a-match-for-a-hundred revolutionary armed force that is unfailingly loyal to it and the leader and strong in ideology and faith. In the course of the struggle to model the entire KPA on Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism, the WPK's undivided leadership over the army has been established and the KPA has developed into a powerful revolutionary Paektusan army that takes the lead in implementing the WPK's lines and policies to the death. This consolidated the WPK's political and military foundations rock-solid.

Under its Songun-based leadership the revolutionary ranks have been developed into elite forces modelled after the KPA, the great army-people unity strengthened, and all the members of the WPK and other people made proactive efforts to promote the revolution and construction by learning from the KPA's fighting spirit and mettle.
"

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

mother of god

What is on 8992??? Is it the NK Military?

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Good thing im converting to Christianity

>tfw evil guy gives a speech before attacking
>tfw trump inserts the codes for the nuclear missiles tonight

YES. YES.
DO IT. FUCKING DO IT.

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE BA'AL

THEY ARE GOING NUTS


ANOTHER ONE

" As long as there remains imperialism, the cause of independence of the masses, the cause of socialism, is accompanied by a fierce showdown with the enemy. As our country has been the outpost in the anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. struggle which has been drawn out from one century into the next and from generation to generation, defending the national dignity and sovereignty and the gains of the revolution from imperialist aggression posed as a particularly important issue for it.

By consistently adhering to the line and principle of attaching importance to military affairs, the WPK set it as the foremost national affair to build up the revolutionary armed forces and increase the country's defence capabilities and has won victory after victory in the uninterrupted showdown with U.S. imperialism by relying on the country's powerful defence capabilities whose pivot is the KPA.

Under the wise leadership of Comrade Kim Il Sung our young KPA and people performed the historic miracle of defeating in the Fatherland Liberation War a formidable enemy whose forces were incomparably great, ie, the U.S. imperialists who had been boasting of being the "strongest" in the world. This brilliant victory was the victory of the Juche-oriented military ideas and outstanding military strategy of Comrade Kim Il Sung, an iron-willed brilliant commander, and it was a victory born of the heroic spirit of defending the country of the service personnel and people who fought even sacrificing their lives unhesitatingly for their precious motherland.

The WPK has always emerged victorious in the showdown with the allied imperialist forces over the past scores of years after the war, foiling the enemy's continued designs for aggression at every step by dint of the might of Songun, the might of a military power.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

HAPPENING CONFIRMED!!!!

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>150k soldiers

Lol, that is enough soldiers to invade Russia.

sup distilling

O that's not good user

Not good at all

What haf u dun?

There is no HAPPENING. Why are you Sperg FAGS making this up?

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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU