You wake up tomorrow and this is North America

You wake up tomorrow and this is North America.

What new state do you live in and what do you think of your new borders and your fellow Balkanized neighbours?

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can we deport the unwanted out of Piedmont?

like, all of Atlanta?

You'd have to discuss that with your Peidmont brothers, I up here in New England don't really have too much of a say.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called 'gitche gumee'

>Ontario

lol

No.

Texas, full of spics time to migrate north

I agree, it should all be New England clay.

Ohio

>t. Hoosier

(you)

>Atlantica
It's actually Pennsreich, baka.

>Ohio still exists in the new world
No thanks

Also the entire great lakes region belongs to the Indiana-Ohio alliance.

The sovereign nation of Kawaii, apparently.

>poop
Appropriate.

The lake it is said never gives up her dead, when the skies of November turn gloomy

I actually really like this map... Not perfect but well thought out whoever made it.

Anyway I still live in missouri

Looks good to me.

The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy

wtf are those lakes in the dakotas supposed to represent?

I didn't make this, I only did the honour of making SoCal 'Poop'

please remove southern GA, southern AL, and any part of MS from Piedmont

please remove southern TN from ole' Dominion and give her to Dixie/Piedmont

if i had my way i'd also remove south carolina and sodomise the corpse of PGT Beuregard for firing on Ft Sumter before the CSA could initiate proper negotiations with Britain, France, etc. or at least make the yanks into the de-facto aggressors instead of barraging fucking Sumter like a bunch of hot-blooded jackasses

Guarantees regarding Canada:

Milk comes in bags
Men cum in dogs
Shitposting comes in spades

VIRGINIA GIVE BACK RIGHTFUL MARYLAND CLAY REEEEEEEEE

>still live in Colorado
Not much changed

>ohio

nigga wtf this is Illini country

That's not even in the United States.

Nobody buys milk in bags and it's still illegal to fuck dogs here. You can fuck a dog in the states though.

Land of the free

>annexed to dudeweed

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I live in cascadia and as long as seattle and portland are destroyed in the war that makes this happen I'm fine with it

Yeah, I was wondering how no-guns Canada could claim Michigan militia turf.

Only if you give us exclusive rights to the Potomac.

I would join the Ohioan military and defeat our age old enemy once more. Don't know what we'd do with the rest of Ontario.

>Canada
>no-guns
>thinking Canada and the United States still exist in this scenario

Do you understand what Balkanization is?

wew lad

Ontario, mitten state

I can no longer cross the border state and get cheap gas and booze.

What's there to do in Nunuvut?

wtf is up with the borders of Buffalo?

Shit looks horrible

Nuntin

Did you know that this dog was murdered in New Zealand? For no reason. And they have done nothing.

Ok buddy. You'd be surprised how many of us have guns.

Hah.

My state got 3x bigger and now has millions more niggers

I'm pissed

Nope but I'm in Illini country. GO CHIEF!

Buffalo
Shitty neighbors.

Do something about it.

>Nunuvut

Um, no, Erie is rightful Pennsylvanian clay you fucking faggot.

Kickapoo country also.

is this a risk thread now?

It wouldn't be fun as a Risk thread, but a Model UN-like thread would be entertaining.

Just another day in Florida.

Buffalo masterrace!

The only reason why Alberta and Saskatchewan are two separate provinces is because Ottawa thought that the proposed province of Buffalo would become too powerful.

Together we could rule the world.

>Florida still just Florida

Try and take it from us. Ohio is the king of the lakes.

I currently live in poop :(

Quite happy. I just hope that New England (my state) secedes from the rest of the country (i.e. shit).

>NYC is atlantica
>upstate gets to be in New England

Fucking nuke us please

>Ohio

Nah, it's called Chicago

>Cascadia
too many chinks, mexicans, and sjws
would try to immigrate to Buffalo next door and run for office on a platform of white nationalism.

Muh nigga, secede and swallow up the Maritimes and Newfoundland.

White man's paradise.

Live in florida, laugh at poop.

Fuck you, honky. there's nobody to save you now. Welcome to Piedmont.

Your map is very well done, OP.

i'd vote for you

>New Jersey, Philadelphia, and New York City become a megalopolis of shit and niggers that rules the rest of the land

I kill myself.

>chippewa master race
>take buffalo as lebensraum

My borders stay exactly the same lol

much better

Upstate must be freed
even if we are the longhouse state now

New England is the whitest

>tfw still in based cascadia

This is insane. Watersheds would be in other countries. Watershed based states would be a better way to divide the States. New York City water coming from Ontario, Los Angeles water coming from Colorado. Water wars everywhere.

This is great. Chippewa looks comfy as fuck.

>Water wars everywhere.

War is hell

you chucklefucks wouldn't stand a chance.

try with the nancy boys over in quebec if you've got a death wish

Take it up with King Charles

Isn't the point a massive Balkan-esque clusterfuck?

>Live in Texas
>Still live in Texas after border redraw
>First action of Greater Texlandia is to genocide Oklahoma

I'm not even joking, Oklahoma is a shithole and everyone here knows it, the only thing they have is that they're north of Texas, but it's bred into them at this point, the only solution is the final solution and re-colonization of new north-texas.

Try again, Michigan is the king of the lakes faggot.

Virginia baby!

Virginia is too small. Needs to cover all of North America. The Imperial Commonwealth of Virginia knows not the end to its borders.

Sic Semper Tyrannis, brothers.

the only place i've travelled that had no redeeming characteristics and was wholly depressing and run-down in a sorta developing nation way was oklahoma

even bumfuck Mexico wasn't as sad as that spot, nor bumfuck Kentucky

reckon there wasn't much of chance after they moved a bunch of injuns out there and then that whole dustbowl thing happened. you're welcome, we really wanted that bit of gold we found on Cherokee land

thx andy jackson

Based Ohio.

You want sum this corn bitch?
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Toldeo war 2.0 when?

Munit haec et altera vincit

try it niggers

Now here’s to brave Virginia, the old Dominion State,
With the young Confederacy at length has linked her fate,
Impelled by her example, now other states prepare
To hoist high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

lets convert south carolina into a parking lot for their foolishness at sumter

New England still New England. Still best England.

holy shit I never realized how big lake winnepeg is.

>Munit haec et altera vincit
>implying your trailer park potheads can resist the mighty warriors of the Old Dominion and the terrifying battle ships of Huntington-Ingalls

Still Florida. Nothing changed.

>the mighty warriors of the Old Dominion and the terrifying battle ships of Huntington-Ingalls

Come on now, don't make fools of yourselves. Virginia is a girl's name.

Kill yourself you pathetic faggot.

Well, I still live in Missouri. And the new version of Missouri is a lot like the old version of Missouri except it's much bigger and has a bunch of flat boring land and farms now that it didn't used to have.

Actually parts of Iowa are surprisingly interesting.

>Pajeet calling others pathetic

Shit winds are coming Ontaricucks.

I still live in Misery

The Imperial Commonwealth of Virginia will happily destroy the wastelands of Missouri

Chippewa works just fine for me as long as we can burn Minneapolis, st.paul, Milwaukee, green bay, Detroit and everyone who lives there and a 10 mile radius around them

This is truth and holy fucking spam bot filters my life

Depends - did Atlantica get DC, or did Virginia get it, or is still the pariah it is now, unwanted by both?

nope

we may all be miserable here but we have enough guns to fight off some filthy Virgins

This is one of the most stupid things I have seen posted here.

It's in Atlantica.