The old map was ugly

New Mars colonies thread
Restate your claims

Where's Bongograd?

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since when the fuck is mars green

We terraformed that shit nibba

the US of A claimes the area surrounding the Hellenc Sea with the border stretching from the sea to the Elysum Island

Claiming same last territory. Hellenic sea, its borders and southwards

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Claiming all land surrounding USA, declaring war, annexing everything. Set land free and then Reminding of trips to support my claim

US already claimed senpai

Put me in there heathen

USA doesn't even exist anymore by now

dumb larpers this is just Venezuela

Yes it does

Ok claiming this territory then. Get fucked burger

claimed

reeee
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welp, gg guys

Problem?

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These lands are mine

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get fucked everyone else

THE SOUTH ISLAND WILL COLONIZE THIS ISLAND ON MARS

Today you have made an powerful adversary.

Please attack
It smells funny -- he used gas!

There

The territory once controlled by the U.S has split It will no longer receive Aid from the U.S

Claimed

fuck, living there would be a dream
i mean, a nightmare

alright for real get fucked isreal this is china land

if numbers provide --- you lose kek

rude! give it back!
naval attack from the north
land attack from the south
drive out the snakes!

Piss off chink boy

Get off our coasts, fiendish dog! We were once seafaring people, do not think such skills have fled us. Smash the heathens!

You cannot escape the pincer. We need to quit our petty squabbling and focus on the chinks. They have me worried.

Then let me have my coastal lands, you have much coast line and river.

you american pig so rude

there no hamburger on mars

dont mind if we taek your ocean so we can have nice holiday

You have been displaced!

You must accept the Chinese refugees. It is truly a sad situation we are all martians.

>he's never read Kim Stanley Robinson's mars trilogy

Can we ban Muslims from getting up there once Elon gets this shit going for real? Even in the books they end up rioting and killing people.

see
Ya fookin slanty

pesky pesky, Iowa is and always will be the riverkeepers.

Leaf here. We claim no land. Since all land belongs to all men and should be shared equally regardless of colour or creed.

whos going to explain all this to those pesky natives?

You have your rivers, you have your eastern coasts, you have your lake. Give up claim to land on my side of the bay

not so fast.

ill make a risk map with this

just give me a few minutes

Agree to be allies if I give you the land, norman.

Aye, we shall be allies.

Claiming that island as the new home of the United Kingdom

Put the frogs somewhere on the mainland

are you all literally autistic?

just havin a bit of fun m8

no-one is fucking autistic you fucking autist

men always have had shitty esoteric hobbies and projects with which they spend inordinate amounts of time being incredibly nerdy about

if it's not sports it's D&D

choose your poison

go be a faggot and care about social media and keeping up with the kardashians somewhere else :)