New Mars colonies thread
Restate your claims
The old map was ugly
Where's Bongograd?
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since when the fuck is mars green
We terraformed that shit nibba
the US of A claimes the area surrounding the Hellenc Sea with the border stretching from the sea to the Elysum Island
Claiming same last territory. Hellenic sea, its borders and southwards
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Claiming all land surrounding USA, declaring war, annexing everything. Set land free and then Reminding of trips to support my claim
US already claimed senpai
Put me in there heathen
USA doesn't even exist anymore by now
dumb larpers this is just Venezuela
Yes it does
Ok claiming this territory then. Get fucked burger
claimed
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welp, gg guys
Problem?
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These lands are mine
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get fucked everyone else
THE SOUTH ISLAND WILL COLONIZE THIS ISLAND ON MARS
Today you have made an powerful adversary.
Please attack
It smells funny -- he used gas!
There
The territory once controlled by the U.S has split It will no longer receive Aid from the U.S
Claimed
fuck, living there would be a dream
i mean, a nightmare
alright for real get fucked isreal this is china land
if numbers provide --- you lose kek
rude! give it back!
naval attack from the north
land attack from the south
drive out the snakes!
Piss off chink boy
Get off our coasts, fiendish dog! We were once seafaring people, do not think such skills have fled us. Smash the heathens!
You cannot escape the pincer. We need to quit our petty squabbling and focus on the chinks. They have me worried.
Then let me have my coastal lands, you have much coast line and river.
you american pig so rude
there no hamburger on mars
dont mind if we taek your ocean so we can have nice holiday
You have been displaced!
You must accept the Chinese refugees. It is truly a sad situation we are all martians.
>he's never read Kim Stanley Robinson's mars trilogy
Can we ban Muslims from getting up there once Elon gets this shit going for real? Even in the books they end up rioting and killing people.
see
Ya fookin slanty
pesky pesky, Iowa is and always will be the riverkeepers.
Leaf here. We claim no land. Since all land belongs to all men and should be shared equally regardless of colour or creed.
whos going to explain all this to those pesky natives?
You have your rivers, you have your eastern coasts, you have your lake. Give up claim to land on my side of the bay
not so fast.
ill make a risk map with this
just give me a few minutes
Agree to be allies if I give you the land, norman.
Aye, we shall be allies.
Claiming that island as the new home of the United Kingdom
Put the frogs somewhere on the mainland
are you all literally autistic?
just havin a bit of fun m8
no-one is fucking autistic you fucking autist
men always have had shitty esoteric hobbies and projects with which they spend inordinate amounts of time being incredibly nerdy about
if it's not sports it's D&D
choose your poison
go be a faggot and care about social media and keeping up with the kardashians somewhere else :)