Best Korea is preparing for war
koreajoongangdaily.joins.com
>Meanwhile, according to South Korean media, residents of the DPRK say goodbye to each other, to their homes, to their places of work, to forests and fields, to the sky, rivers, etc as if the nation prepares for a large-scale war. At the same time, it is forbidden to say goodbye to officers of law enforcement agencies. It is also strictly forbidden to mention the names of national leaders in words of farewell.
WOOHOO
The Nork first strike on Seoul alone will kill tens of thousands.
>PREPARING
PREPARING
>PREPARING
PREPARING
WE'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR DAYS NOW! GIVE ME MY HAPPENINGS!
not gonna happen
I 100% refuse to admit that anything involving NK is happening
They have cried wolf for decades
Trump ordered the strike already. Will happen in the next fews days.
BODY MY HOLDING CELL
sketchy source
Still hoping for a happening desu
What if Kim is going to nuke a main city and is getting his people out of Pyongyang in anticipation for a counter strike?
>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un recently ordered the deportation of nearly 600,000 Pyongyang residents to the suburbs, a local source told the JoongAng Ilbo Monday.
The deportation represents one-fourth of Pyongyang’s current population of 2.6 million. It is not known when they will be forced to move or to where.
Japanese SDF fleet joining the Carl Vinson task group
Trump told China if they dont make a deal with him he will bomb Korea and flood their country with Korean refugges. Today, China refused the deal. Trump is about to end north korea and China will have to surrender.
See you faggots in hell
>according to South Korean media
In Manchuria hearing rockets. ITS HAPPENING. They have launched glorious rockets at fat fuck burgers. Extra crispy.
T-minus 20 minutes. Brace for impact.
Why are you still trying to meme this? Sage
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That post was for last night.
This is looking like Jonestown all over again....only a lot bigger....
That's a happening meant to happen 2 days ago
>Tunisia
>BIXNOOD?
Digits to end this waste of time and nukes flying once and for all
>mfw when plebit is breaking this before Sup Forums
God damn you faggots
>also check out this sweet get
Maybe crying wolf was part of their plan.
>Surely they're just bluffing like they always do!
>[gets nuked]
Retarded leaf. Save them the trouble and kys if that's the case.
I want violence
Why can't i have it ?
Okay, reddit. Glad to see you've finally caught on to the shitstorm that's been inhabiting Sup Forums all day. Now go back.
There will be one Korea
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>"it's just posturing!"-fags BTFO
it's really happening this time get fucked
>Don't know if i'm safe or not
WHEN WILL IT END?
>checked
Holy shit, that's a pretty good analogy
>I tried to warn them
>But they chose the chaos candidate
>You COULD have prevented this
SO SAYETH THE DIGITS
I live on the east coast, so I'll be fine either way.
Any word on the reporters who attended the "Big Event"?
So far none of them returned.
I'm waiting for one of these guys to report in: twitter.com
twitter.com
Isn't it a retaliation to this ?
PRAISE KEK.
North Korea can't do shit to anyone, especially the U.S.
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That's where you're wrong kiddo
Bring it North Korea. Your time is over. Praise KEK!
>fine
you live on the east coast
Yeah same. I've spent over a decade waiting for happenings.
After all the time they spent sabre rattling war with Iran just for nothing to happen. I no longer buy this shit.
They're probably tied up next to an underground nuke, watching it countdown to detonation. Kim's going full James Bond supervillian
Too many niggers living in my part of South Carolina for it to be a worthwhile target of ICBMs, not that NK missiles could even reach it.
PRAISE BE TO KEK, DEVOURER OF NORMIES!
here's a (you), attention whore, now go back to tumblr
It was over before it began. By the time someone said K** as a replacement for lel/lol it was too late. It was cemented in early for the lulz checks. By the time we shiggydiggied the deed had already been done.
K** is great, k** is glorious, k** is terrifying. The god of chaos offered us a choice between hillary and trump. One guided by evil and the other by chaos. We memed chaos for the keks. Its over, k** didn't just give us the world war, he gave us the World War.
..system says im spam? Kek knows
..still?
Rare flag OP
Do the Norks unironically think they can flip off China with one hand and the Union with another and get away with it? What kind of game are they playing? Do they have a trick up their sleeve, or are they really this insane?
Because right now they are looking to get annihilated by two countries that have larger populations, bigger economies, better nutrition, higher tech and more nukes.
Not gonna lie, former Kim Jong Un supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Kim crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>Tunisia
How's fucking your goat, Ahmed?
HURRY UP AND HAPPEN FOR FUCK SAKE
WHEN IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN?
>implying 50s era nork nukes even have codes to stop them from going off at the wrong time
Checked, thyme to go back to sleep, anons.
I've had that happen to me a ton. Couldn't ever figure it out.
EDF! EDF! EDF!
That's not a nice way to call your mother white boi
There will be the Republic of Korea, and the radioactive wasteland of the northern mountains.
Is it just me or does north korea have some issues to work out
Talk to me more. You make me lactate.
who the fuck would get nuked and how?
if they put one on a plane it is getting shot down
>you have been warned
of what? a cool light show as we watch asians burn?
OH the BURN! OP is vicious. Fuck of shit skin, go stone your women.
Have you ever played DEFCON?
It's not about the quality of the nukes. It's about quantity.
If they launch 20, our missile defense can stop a lot of them, they can even stop 19 maybe, but at least one of them is breaking through.
Best Korea is banking on the fact that at least one hits. Statistics are in their favor.
> white boi
Original Tunisians are White you shitskin nigger invader.
THIS! HOLY FUCK! STOP POSTURING. DO IT OR FUCKING DONT AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY FUCKING LIFE.
I changed Dthe Ufirst Bletters Sshown to checks and it worked.
>kys
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what fucking 12 year old. shut the fuck up.
In two years time, Kim will reunify Korea.
America will be eternally BTFO. Trump will an hiro.
Please let it happen, its my birthday and i want best korea to nuke california
A du&s talking to du&s about not getting du&s...
What happens now.
I LIVE IN ARIZONA ON THE EDGE OF CALI
North Korea is best Korea
this.
also, imagine one hitting yellow stone park.
que pasa
Hahaha you shouldnt even have an NHL team anyway goodbye yotes. God bless kim jong un
i live in commiefornia
hopefully not for long
>Best Korea is preparing for war
Well that's it then. Confirmed.
I wish I had the dexterity to kiss my ass goodbye but I'm a fat basement dweller who hasn't seen his cock since 1998.
Take care anons.
kek ... that was like 2 days ago
These fucking happening threads all day.
>Take 6 hour afternoon nap
>wake up, still no nuclear Armageddon.
>mfw I will never know the warm glow from the heat of 1000 suns.
this makes my nipples pointy desu
Slan!
It's a major Worst Korean newspaper
KEK HATH WILLED SHIT TO YOU NOW
P R A I S E K E K
>YFW you have intel officers dropping real redpills and no one replies.
>6 hour afternoon nap
The fuck ?
it takes a long time to deport 600,000 people.
Hit L.A.!
>Best Korea is banking on the fact that at least one hits. Statistics are in their favor.
>california is turned to ashe
>china detonates nuclear bomb that they had installed under the capitol
>trump declares martial law
>all non-whites deported
>all jews are airdropped into the columbian jungle with nothing but their parachutes
>mfw we are living in the greatest timeline
Gonna happen on july 11 digits prove
if anything you mean
>you have CIA agents shitposting just simply to mess with the autists
Not if NK strikes first. That would be my strategy. Attack before the Imperial army is ready.