How The War Will Start

>Trump's show of force against Syria shows he's not afraid to use military
>Trump negotiates with China to buy US coal instead of North Korean Coal
>North Korea expected to test a nuclear device and missile technology
>US puts Navy fleet within proximity to North Korea
>China puts 175,000 troops on border with North Korea
>North Korea tests nuclear device, detected on seismology equipment
>North Korea tests missile
>Missile is destroyed in-flight by US Military
>North Korea launches another missile
>Shot down as well
>China invades North Korea
>South Korea invades North Korea
>US Navy/Air Force crumble all infrastructure for Chinese Troops
>No US boots on the ground
>North Korea destroyed

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thats the way it seems to me. someone laughed at me when i said the chinese troops were going to help the us.

He speaks on Korea!

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>China invades North Korea
For what purpose, you blithering idiot.
You're a complete fucking retard if you expect China to invade NK, they immensely benefit from having a stupid country like North Korea to function as a buffer against SK, which is an USA puppet state.
Fucking get out of here, you philistine fuck, you know nothing about global politics.

Why is everyone suddenly scared of nk? They release their threats using cameras from the early 80's... it's a fucking meme country....

inb4 it happens because Chinese are all about preasing their royal customers

seriously these fucking retarded reddit kids get all their understanding about politics from Sup Forums. they don't know shit about how the world works or how politics works

Basically OP has simulated the war already. I'm sorry but the great emperor is living in the 60s still and the infrastructure in NK is just not good enough. Most likely a quick war but it might last a bit for the TV ratings. DPRK has no chance against USA, China and South Korea

pls leave

Actually a missile shoot down would be an incredible move by the US and basically force Kim to nut up or shut up and they will look like the bad guys no matter what they do.

I know this guy lol

>shut up and they will look like the bad guys no matter what they do.

NK will say:
>But it was a manned space flight experiment! Literal MURDER american pigs!

kim jung un is going to bomb pyongyang

Meh then they have been throwing their guys into the sea for months now.

The previous ones were unmanned experiments to test the concept.

the spaghetti nigger is right on this point, China benefits more from NK existing than having it wiped out

you are just spewing an oft repeated narrative that at one time may have been true but is no longer. The China of 1970 is not the same as 2017 China. As a country that is trying to become an advanced economy on the global stage, NK is becoming more of a liability that outweighs the benefit of a buffer zone.

Do not joke with the war, fuck. There are other guys here. This is not Iraq, it is not Afghanistan. Donald, your soldiers will be torn to pieces. This is 1 million selective soldiers of North Korea whore! They'll blow it all! They will pass the entire Atlantic in one hour! They will blow up all your destroyers, all your journalists, diplomats. Donald, you are a cowboy. Stop, fuck, you're done, you need to put the cartridges away in the warehouse. And forget about your woman. We had one asshole, consulted with his woman, she brought what the devil into the house, whore - and the great Russian empire collapsed. And another eccentric was, obeyed his woman - and the Soviet Union collapsed. And you will repeat the same mistake. You forget the woman, your woman has worked her, fuck. Think about the future of America: it is dying! Your young people are fleeing from your country. There nobody wants to live, in America, no one! You have a flea market, fuck! Dollar, dollar, dollar! It's ... a dirty green piece of paper, whore! No soul, no fucking, no music with you, no writers from you! The whole world listens to Tchaikovsky, Dostoevsky, whore. Festivals, sports - only Russia, whore. And Russia is here - Syria and North Korea! Here they love the president, and they despise you, fuck, despise! Your predecessor, whore - Clinton, whore, - he opened his pants right in his office! It's absolutely necessary to fuck off, damn it, so that some whore, in the office of the head of state, sucked him! Is this America ?! You fucked long ago, fuck! What are you doing, damn ?! Monica, fuck! What the fuck is the president ?! What war ?! What Middle East, whore ?! The blowjobs are fucking fucking! Onanists, pidaras, whores!

I would kek so hard.

>South Korea invades North Korea
Yeah, because having half of Seoul leveled and/or gassed by Nork artillery is totally worth it.

This is without mentioning the primary, overriding reason Best Korea still exists - if it falls, who's going to shoulder the burden of caring for what's left of it?

yeah just keep parroting that post you read on Sup Forums earlier, faggot. you don't know shit

Why is everyone hung up on this idea of NK as a fucking "buffer"? It's completely obsolete.

NK does not serve as a practical buffer in the geopolitical sense for any reason, even under the assumption that SK as is represents a total US puppet state. A direct border between SK and China on that peninsula changes exactly nothing about war capabilities, trade, espionage possibilites, or anything else.

Yeah, that's the reason china is constantly growling at asian countries for their allegedly south asian sea claims.
Fuck off with that bullshit, you know it isn't true, China will never allow a stupid fucking USA-puppeted state to exist close to their borders.

Exactly North Korea is to dangerous and will likely end up destroying itself anyways. It would be far more practical to just annex it and dispose of the Kim regime entirely and instate a nice puppet to do their bidding. Better then losing their buffer zone to the west.

>implying China isn't going to be the one who gets the land
>implying NK won't just become a part of China
Why is everybody so fucking hung up on the idea that American troops are going to be on the ground there? It'll likely be Chinks and Worst Koreans that do the fighting, and even then it'll mostly be the Chinks. All the while American planes just bomb them into submission.
Why would we put a puppet state of our own there? 30 million refugees is a bitch to handle m8, might as well leave it to the Chinese.

link please

>China will never allow a stupid fucking USA-puppeted state to exist close to their borders.
I never claimed that. North Korea isn't going to the south, and reunification certainly isn't happening. But that doesn't mean China won't help end the Kim regime.

Fucking leaf, go fuck yourself. Go pick up a brick and ram your ass with it til you die. You brainless fucking leaf nigger, you know nothing, zip, jack shit. You gigantic fucking failure. Everything about you and your life is a joke. This is why nobody respects you, you have the cognitive function of a child, but won't shut the fuck up with your moronic opinions on everything. Have you not read a thing in 25 years related to Asia? Are you being deliberately retarded? It's a shame your mother squatted over and dumped you out 16 years ago, when she could just have easily laid down in the road and been flattened. Or better yet, not have spread her roast flaps for Tyrone and his crew, her sweaty beef guzzling dark cum like your mouth does in your spare time. You thick faggot cunt, I hope the US Navy saves one tomahawk for your loose ass, at least we know it would take out a bukkake squad of muslims in the process of wiping your dumb ass off the earth. Fuck off.

>China invades North Korea
Finally someone who understands what's going on.

But I think South Korea will just defend their border while China kicks their shit in.

Wow.

>implying NK would go to SK. They don't want the people nor care for them, except for a few families. Shit goes to China and "Korean" peninsula becomes smaller.

kek, is this pasta?

they immensely benefit from not having a rogue nuclear power south of them

for the last time, you guys are imbeciles. china and north korea contacts eachother frequently. just because you saw xi and donald talking to eachother during the meeting they had doesn't mean china and america are allies now. have you even thought about what russia would think of this? no, you haven't because you're stupid braindead ameritards with no common sense

I believe it to go along the lines of this as well. A missile won't be able to leave the ground. With a U.S. air coalition and a Chinese, SK ground force Pyuangyang will have no option but to surrender

>leaf
just go

Bullshit. you'd better have some reasoning for making that claim.

North Korea is a constant source of heartburn for the Chinese. They only keep it around because it's the last bastion of Soviet-style communism that they admire, yet know better to practice.

The novelty of North Korea has worn off for China.

It is now.

go away wayne

for the last last time you imbecile, there is no fucking way that china is going to cooperate with america to increase america's influence in the region. this is all political right now. china will exploit the tensions and exert more pressure on the other asian nations to abandon usa. stop falling for Sup Forums memes

you dumbass redditors who usually focuses on race all the time, have extremely liberal viewpoints when it comes to the international politics of war

Kek, not even true. China has grown tired of NK's bullshit. They no longer provide any benefit to them whatsoever.

We have 20k + troops on the DMZ

Still no word on the journalists who have attend NK's "Big Event" over 6 hours ago

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