How impure am I?

How impure am I?

whiter than most of Sup Forums

i bet your grandmother/grandmother lived in Chicago

ew tier

Typical Amerimongrel

Get the DNA test, prob 100% turkish rape baby.

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i thought germany was majority protestant

all NYC trash before becoming Connecticut trash

>europeans
>white

>Lithuania
Their flag is as bad as an African flag, so I assume Lithuania is as bad as Africa as well.
Pic related is Guinea's flag.

you thought wrong

thank the russians

100% roach rape baby, wouldn't even put in an oven, too filthy

bad news for ireland then

>5% islam

shiggy diggity the fatherland has fallen

“But why is it so short?”, Ilsa asked.

“Short? Are you kidding me? Take a look this monster!,” Alwin exclaimed as he flipped through the seemingly endless pages of his White Book.

A famous historio once claimed it was over seven zillion pages altogether. Everyone in the Rainbow Kingdom owned a copy of the White Book. It was really a beautiful book… oh… what was in it you ask? Put your pooka back in your pants. That you will find out later...

Alwin Godfroy was known throughout the Village of Morningwood as a randy boy with a thirst for qnickery that was unquenchable. His top girl at that time was Ilsa of House Maybush. She was a sweet wench with big milky bosoms. The kind a man could happily suck on for many lifetimes. Although he would never admit it, Alwin had fallen for her, but he knew she could never be much more than a moist hole. They simply had too many differences.

For one thing, Ilsa was not a reader of the White Book. She found it rather dull and poorly written. Alwin had given his life to it. As a matter of fact, reading it by the fire was his favorite thing to do on the planet aside from performing sex magic.

Even though it was the root of some quarrels between the two, the White Book was only a minor obstacle in their relationship. The real issue was much greater. Ilsa was a member of House Maybush. Alwin was a member of House Godfroy. What was wrong with that exactly? Well, their respective houses had been waging war for twenty years.

“Come, my darling. Read some White Book with me.” Alwin said tenderly.

“Eww! No! I hate that stupid book!” She howled in defiance.

(First couple paragraphs of an epic fantasy novel that I'm writing. What do you think lads?)

So, uh, Sup Forums...
I'm Persian going generations back, how impure am I?

This

>35% atheists
>How haram!
Lel no wonder they are getting bombed and run over by muzzies

I'm also German and Polish Master Race

we should really be proud of it but whatever its a matter of perspective

I like it.
It will be better if the white book summons space marines from the 1488th dimension to convert this thot.

need to get dna test and find out what i got from the german soldier on my dad's side. my grandfather was adopted after he was born so no one knows

r-rate?

could be worse/ 10

rate my berber genes

Is it enough for a nice trad husband that isn't a spick? I'm like light-brown skinned with soft, non-niggerish features.

That kid looks autistic af

>35% Atheist

Well, do I pass or get the gas?

Heritage thread?

You're a good ol' fashioned mongrel white. You're what America was built on!

Why does it seem like almost none of the American posters here have roots that go back to the time of the colonies and the revolution? Does anyone else find that troubling?

I do, but it's only 1/4 of my background

Hope fully those Saracens knock the Atheists down a peg.

I don't know if you knew this and I hate to break it to you but.... You are American too man, I'm so sorry

there are almost no real wasp settlers left
america is a mongrel nation with no roots

You are Canadian with multiple European ethnicities

nope check i'm white but not european
100% amazigh

Way to stick to the man, resisting centuries of forced assimilation to retain your whiteness.

your slav genes negate the lesser jeans
>Is it enough for a nice trad husband
probably not, post a pic of your hand