Americans, explain yourselves

Americans, explain yourselves.

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you're american so, why don't you explain it

8 year old American is better driver than niggers or asians.

We have smart kids, nothing else to it.

>obeying all traffic laws
I see nothing wrong.

burgers are powerful.

fuggg im craving a mcdee's #2 (no pickles) now

HAVE BURGER, WILL TRAVEL

>no pickles

Kys

>pickles

smd

>Not driving to wendy's to get his chicken tendies
Fucking pleb.
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Cheeseburger Lust can make a man do wild things.

Sup Forums, the post.

Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here cheeseburger anywhere up to and including one mile of George Soros with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.

Amen.

i think we can all agree whataburger is the best burger maker

Pls be white

an 8 year old boy is a better driver than most woman and asians

>Plebs not buying their tendies wholesale

Not even close
>Drove himself
>Didn't have his mommy drive him
>Wasn't getting chicken tendies
>He obviously lost all of his good boy points by pulling this shit
terrible

The kid wanted a cheeseburger.

He drove there safely.

I see no problem here.

>Obeying all traffic laws
>Doesn't have a license which is required by law
Are people with non-existant or revoked licenses undocumented drivers now?

The boy wanted something and went for it. Real American spirit.

This right here, the kid is self-capable and smart for his age.

What a fucking normie

>in dad's van
At least we know he's notblack.

McManifest Destiny

Americans are better drivers than the rest of the world. Deal with it.

That kid's going places. Probably back for an apple pie.

he had practiced on his dad's lap, making him a surprisingly good driver

I hope that helps

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>obeying all traffic laws
>is eight years old and driving without adult supervision
There's a glaring violation of at least one law here, since at the very youngest I think is 14 years of age to drive, and that's with adult supervision.

>American cars are designed so children can drive them
What's new here?

where's your world rally championship or F1 titles lad?

Goddamn, I love my country.

Our children are superior drivers. Number #1

When I lived in SEA it was a very normal thing to see 10 year olds driving in Bangkok traffic.

You are being age-ist. What if this kid identifies as a middle aged man? He could be smoking cigarettes and pounding whiskey to increase his real age (according to Science). Clearly he has proven he is capable of his lifestyle, bigots like yourself deny him his right to identify with any identity he choses.

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No one gives a shit about anything and at the end of the day I just want a teenager with oral herpes to hand me a fucking cheeseburger drenched in something that isn't quite mayonnaise and isn't quite cole-slaw.

Its probably got jizz on it and I don't give a shit because I'm 2 minutes to midnight and those faggots gave me toys when I was a kid.

Further more if illegals can drive why cant this kid drive? Both are not allowed by letter of the law.

Jesus fuck. Just die. No pickles faggot.

those were just asian men

I used to do this all the time when I was 11. Something as simple as driving down the block to meet your friends at the kickball game was elevated 100x in coolness when everybody sees you pulling up in that Beemer

Fpbp

This thread just reminded me that ((((dubdubs))) used to be a term me and my faggot friends used when we were old enough to have friends with cars.

The only question at the time was whether or not you had two dollars.

Ah the 2 cheeseburger combo that'll 5.68 at the next window.

I miss the days when the most annoying thing I saw online was people saying 'murica.

holy fuck everything went crazy after the primaries.

He must be tall, too, I couldn't reach the pedals at that age. Definite Ubermensch.

Had to pay attention to something to take his mind off of the dick in his ass.

Hopefully he got some nuggets with that.

florida?

what is there to explain? i'll take some mcnuggets and a side of FREEDOM

How many NASCAR championships do you have sheep?

>automatic transmission
There's your answer.

we're gonna' be just fine

>Hopefully he got some nuggets with that.
Salad Dodger.

not even our children can deny the allure of burgers

I love the Land of the Free.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

I won this burger in a magazine contest. Now I will travel to the stars.