NORTH KOREA BIG EVENT!!! GET IN HERE!!!

The big event!!!! What weve all been waiting for!! That kim jong un is a funny cunt it seems.
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Stop posting your fake news, Emu.

Tl;Dr he opened a fuckin new street.

THE world has been on a knife-edge waiting for North Korea to reveal its big event amid concerns of nuclear missile tests.

But it turns out the “big and important event” that sent scores of foreign journalists flocking to Pyongyang has nothing to do with missiles – it’s only the opening of a new street.

Check'd and kek'd. Not fake news burger.

Fat fuck, nuke him anyway for scaring us all.

The cunt is an Australian class shit poster. We should be looking up to him

What a troll

can't we nuke them already

What's up with the little notepads all those generals carry around?

Was it an assault street? Maybe we still have casus belli here.

>kims face when the rest of the world stops to watch him open a new street

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

THIS WAS ALL A PLOY TO PISS OFF THE REST OF THE WORLD INTO NUKING KOREA ANYWAY SO THAT THE HISTORY BOOKS WILL PAINT THEM AS THE INNOCENT VICTIM.

This is real 5D chess.

Over 600,000 "hostiles" and individuals with criminal records are to be deported to the suburbs for this.

>Noko threatens war for the 15,000th time in 50 years
wow i'm shaking from sheer terror

10/10 troll by the dear leader...He'd be a great shitposter

>it’s only the opening of a new street

That street looks glorious af.

Jokes on them, liberals will rewrite history so they're the victim regardless of how they act by token of non-western/white status

>NODONG 1/2
Kek

This, I cannot deny.

Its to take instructions/notes from great leader.

source

>The big event!!!!

Are you guys retarded? April 15th, day of the sun. Literally the biggest holiday in north korea.

See Original post

Housing for 'Nuclear' families.

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He's actually a pretty cute Korean woman.

Yea that's a nice fuckin' street right there.
Now I can see what all the hubbub was about.

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7.5 billion people witnessed it in all its glory

>all the saber rattling was just viral marketing for his latest autistic parade

hes a cheeky cunt I'll give him that

north korean smartphones.

>Being scared of North Korea.

Stop letting the (((media))) manipulate you.

Fucking leaf, go fuck yourself. Go pick up a brick and ram your ass with it til you die. You brainless fucking leaf nigger, you know nothing, zip, jack shit. You gigantic fucking failure. Everything about you and your life is a joke. This is why nobody respects you, you have the cognitive function of a child, but won't shut the fuck up with your moronic opinions on everything. Have you not read a thing in 25 years related to Asia? Are you being deliberately retarded? It's a shame your mother squatted over and dumped you out 16 years ago, when she could just have easily laid down in the road and been flattened. Or better yet, not have spread her roast flaps for Tyrone and his crew, her sweaty beef guzzling dark cum like your mouth does in your spare time. You thick faggot cunt, I hope the US Navy saves one tomahawk for your loose ass, at least we know it would take out a bukkake squad of muslims in the process of wiping your dumb ass off the earth. Fuck off.

>australian class shit poster
I think you mean Canadian class shit poster

That cheeky cunt!

The worlds expecting the worst and hes showing off some sweet as fuck post modernist cyber age condos, showing zero respect for the US beef.

>tfw norks live better than we do.

Damn, if Trump fucking levels those it would be such a shame.

a+* politicking on Kims part tho!

>"hahahaha western swine look at what we've got!"

They need to be ready in case Kim explains something to them - his opinion is truth, so if he thinks a color is off or the road has a bump or starts explaining how gravity works, they write it down and study it to improve their mind.

Kek

He needs the Korean jaw surgery. Pic related.
It's a pillar full of sawn-off portions of gook jawbones.
I want a time machine solely so I can go into the future and see the effects of the genetic drift those bastards are creating with all their plastic surgery.

Trump just announced he will open an envelope in response.

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So what role will Dennis Rodman play as a NK sleeper agent?

Okay here's your 'BIG event'...

The opening of a skyscraper than Kim Jong-Un has attended!

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I'm sorry Sup Forums no wars today

Trump's name isn't on those buildings he dont give a ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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i actually think he is teaching them irl shitposting.

You realize that the new nuke is still in the tunnel and ready to go boom on Day of the Sun, right? You really think all this fuzz is about "kim said something, scary scary"? How retarded are you ffs

reminds me of jail

>tfw you will never live in NORK luxury 70 floor condo
>tfw you will never live in NK

Why even live?

Fuck off Claire Bickers

>tfw you realise not living in nk is not living at all

JUST A QUICK REMINDER FOR EVERYONE LISTENING TO THE US AIR FORCE MESSAGES

If you hear something like: "Skyking, Skyking, do not answer. NV6YI, NV6YI, NV6YIH6D9TTSA3B. Time: 34, Authentication: FY. I say again: Skyking, Skyking, do not answer. NV6YI, NV6YI, NV6YIH6D9TTSA3B. Time: 34, Authentication: FY. This is Andrews out."

It means: "Attention all receivers listening, I have URGENT traffic for (a certain unit, usually a 5 character code repeated twice) and (certain unit) should not respond as it will give away their position. Please stand by and not broadcast while I send my URGENT message (to certain unit) unless you have EMERGENCY traffic. (Certain unit), (coded message for that unit). The time is (minutes in the hour), this message is authenticated that this is me by the two-digit code that will match yours."

Skyking just means whomever the message is intended for should get it quickly.

The number of times skyking is said doesn't mean anything as it will always be said two times, never more or less (unless the radio operator messes up.)
The true emergency phrase is Foxtrot Flash.

I'm a leaf and you are fake and gay

AYO YOUS NEXT WHITEY?

youtube.com/watch?v=XBiUaEUd7lg

>ywn dominate all of her holes

>tfw the example of how much worse it could be just proved itself to be a utopia by western standards.

I want north Korean posters already

Comfy DPRK TV starts at 15:00, get in here lads
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
rtsp://121.167.43.161/chosun

Laugh all you want.

When's the last time a new street was opened in USA or Europe for that matter?

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Comfy stream will need its own thread once it happens.

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My city got a new street last year
It helped with traffic a lot

>it was a road
now if only north koreans could afford cars...

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Trump should bomb the shit out of it.

OMG STREET YAAAAAAAAAA

When the press goes nuts, just calmly talk about the street like it was a biologic weapon. Act incredulous that they could be upset that you bombed a street.

Or even be allowed to drive them.

>too young.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE POTATO

Everyone knows that the real reason they say "do not answer" is because the unit is a whore bitch and Andrews AFB doesn't want to hear their shit excuses.

They're going to test the nuke on Kim Il Sung's birthday which is the 15th of April

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That's not the news. The news is the US is threatening war. I take that a little bit more seriously.

We're going to bomb that street. Calling it now

Everything I knew about the world is a lie and kek is fucking unrelentingly fucking my mind with this truth.

A FUCKING STREET

i like your place

Kim Jong Un is an ethnic kekistani.

is he dare i say it /ourguy/?

Underrated.

There was a norko flag a few weeks ago that used his name. I don't know how you find a NK proxy, but if it was an actual norko I'm guessing it's a pretty big offense to impersonate their Great Leader.

Underrated post

This.

The big difference this time around is that we're not just threatening new sanctions for the 500th time. We threatening to blow shit up if they don't knock it off. At the same time it seems China is on board with it, or at least won't interfere if we decide to do something.

That's the news here.

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I want to laff at this...but north koreans actually have smartphones.

I'll almost be sad when we glass him.

>tfw I tried to tell /pol
>tfw tried to tell them I've been there 3 times and its a lovely place to live
>they laugh at me and tell me everyone is starving.
>tfw I wish I could get a residency there

Kim is the God of trolling hahaha Trump may have good game but he is nothing to Kim. WW3 is off to a bad start for Trump, he is going to be annihilated.

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>WW3 is off to a bad start for Trump, he is going to be annihilated.
Yes surely this completely changes the technological and geo-political station of both parties.

jesus christ stop

This timeline is best timeline

I can imagine Kim Jong Un shit posting on Sup Forums

Maybe they'd be less paranoid if the US and worst Korea didn't simulate nuking them every year.

is that rare

Lol do you not realize there is no war with NK? at least not by conventional means. These wars are fought with propaganda, psyops, and economics. Kim could kill it with the propaganda, "What the fuck are you putting your armada on my border for Trump? Why can't Korean people have nice street?"

>Trump in for only 3 months
>escalates cold wars to levels that we didn't even think was possible with Obama

yeah keep sucking that kike dick guys

>tfw I subconsciously knew this but couldn't afford plane tickets to visit for myself.
>tfw being poor won't restrict the truth any longer.