Nork TV Stream

Nork TV Stream

Get in here folks

youtu.be/RjjHpUf6SRg

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mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
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Long live the chosun dynasty

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I wonder if I should learn korean just to understand this shit

INSPECTIONS ARE GOING GREAT, NORTH KOREA IS PREPARED. WE HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT FROM IMPERIALIST PIGS.

senior NCO's are blessed to have Liberace's AK bestowed to them personally from Great Leader as a symbol of their power of office

Are these the usual military videos or has anyone noticed a change in program given current events?

No test (yet) today. I keep checking the "world list" on this (you can zoom on the Korean peninsula) for a seismic event. That's where it will show up first.

drudgereport.com/quake.htm

so far par for course. we are starting strong on military tonight but that isn't uncommon in and of itself. other nights have been the same with less tension so it's hard to draw conclusions just yet.

right now a military segment from kim jong-il's era.

North Korea has brand new road. Trump is so fucked right now. WW3 canceled on account of Trump shitting himself in fear of the mighty Korean people.

being a soldier in NK must have sucked so much balls. unless you were postd to the DMZ or Pyongyang you were pretty much glorified manual labour.

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NK soldiers are first class citizens, that's how they keep them from overthrowing kimmy

Anyone know if there will be a parade on Saturday? DPRK does good parades.

KITA BRUH

Why do we not have a Kim Jong Un version of this meme? KJU is by far the best of the 3

theres just one channel on NK or what???

I want to watch the parade, will they televise it?

not all of them are, there is a hierarchy. there's a reason why skinny, malnourished pleb soldiers still defect when they can. unless you're part of a unit attached to Pyongyang, the border or missile/artillery in charge of striking SK you are more or less manual labour.

Of course.

They usually do, the day after, so if they have one, it will be on Saturday, our time.

mfw that song

What program is this? Is this pround to be a Nork the show?

pretty boring tho

NK looks beautiful and pristine in the countryside. would only visit when it's free

This is the shit with the Chicago police scanner in the background

better than western europe`s policies. im actually kinda jealous

the special NCO chromed AK

"musical interlude"

Fugg, I want to move there now. The music is too good desu.

Your lucky, I wish I could understand this. How long would it take me to learn Korean?

I genuinely hope best Korea survives as a shrine to the insanity and diversity of our planet.

If it collapses it'll be imperialised and "enriched" immediately and become another western clone state.

REALLY? WOULDN'T VISIT WHILE IT'S POOR & CONTROLLING & A BIG EFFORT TO GET INTO? THAT'S MIGHTY BIG OF YOU user

LEAFS ARE MOST CARING ANONS

already bored

absolute kino, western propaganda btfo

I wish this had captions.

korean language made especially for peasant so very easy to learn

How good are North Korean hackers? I am going to port scan all their IPs and I don't want them hacking me

dat Pyongyang big city lens flare

no dumbfag, i wouldnt spend tourist bux there helping prop up such a shitheel

And it could. Google has instantaneous speech translating software. Just not for plebs like us. 5 years, maybe.

Does nork TV have multiple channels or is it just this one?

OMG sweetie you're so brave

there are diff channels, it's only this one that's broadcast through a Thai satellite.

YES! WORK YOU REPLACEABLE ANTS!

tfw you will never see north korean version of "the interview" where Kim Jong Un assassinates monkey president obama

see

If they got rid of all the references to communism in their constitution why have they not gotten rid of their communist symbols on all their shit?

Is that a thing?

This whole channel:
>statues
>people working
>military uniforms
>people clapping
>soviet architecture
24/7

If the lifestyle wouldn't make you want to kys, the tv fucking would

So.. this is a thing..

pyongyangtrafficgirls.com/

damn lefties are fucked up

You forgot
>moving stage performances
>classic music
>official looking newscast
>pro-forestry messages

How much do you think the pawn stars would pay for those statues?

agree with you but i can see the appeal for some people. communist social culture, especially as portrayed on tv and movies offers a very idealistic goal and sets very distinct, black and white boundaries that make your outlook on life very simple and clear. you will find plenty of junior communists on threads like this or reading their Bachelors in history.

So is this..

38north.org/

in so much that 'women serving in the IDF' for israel is one. it's PR.

best Korea TV is best TV

SIEG

I wish Marx was never born

Max cute

I didn't expect this song after all of that

brrrrrrrrooooooooooooooo

Is that suppose to be singing or is she crying that if she does a bad job her family will suffer

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it's a super formal way of speaking Korean. yes it's hilariously melodramatic

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why is it called best korea when it is worst

This bitch couldn't be more than 4 feet tall

unfettered by modernization and western contemporary social politics

because it is

It's the last free country in the world. The last stand.

>this happiness this pure joy on their faces

is this a sarcasm satire
>Be north korea
>not on Sup Forums or any website for that matter

bumping

Back to /the_donald/ you go.

> You heard the expert, I can give you $50 but no more.

>can't argue with logic, resorts to insults

>60$ or Im out of here with my collection

will there be trees?

>We will eat the Cheeto Burrito

bit of both. the appeal of NK for most people is its isolation from outside influences.

What logic.

That was my point
you couldn't argue with using logic

nevermind, it's over your head.

This is clearly a liberal thread, no brains in here.

bye bye lol

it's a meme also it makes a comment about how many people are either just deeply courious about the nation or consider it a waiting goldmine of soviet era gear/weapons.

this is why we should still be able to post redpill threads the fucking staff these days want to keep the newfags stupid for long as possible.

where can I buy a N. Korean wife?

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This is the most nationalistic display I have ever seen on this broadcast

they need to tour. i would pay to watch even if i didnt understand.

You know nothing, Satan

Stay on reddit.

t_d lol

It's Satan.

>mfw you'll be able to buy T-55's for bottom prices

\m/

Those accordions are best accordions

Anyone know what they're singing about?