FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
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homeless male in the lobby refusing to leave garbage can on fire nothing further
first for praying for the deeply satanic demons to stop their joking.
Seriously not just because I live here.
These threads have some of the best discussion and OC on the board.
There was a belligerent asshole causing trouble in the Trump Hotel bar earlier.
white male was asleep innit
>male black jumped on her
>unknown weapons
Classic Chicago
Thoughts on a meetup? Nothing planned yet, just testing the waters.
you mean the Satanist Jared Kushner who had liek the 666 building rented doesn t make you pray for him. I m praying for Kush.
I am down.
satanist meeting detected. check your privilege.
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Oh, very nice. I like that a lot. Well done.
Speaking of Satanists
ghost privilege (x)
evil ghost privilege (x)
man privilege (x)
robot privilege (x)
checked.
trash taste in misc.
That was quick, pretty nice.
you can t fool me demons. with your photo shoppings.
I have a will of steel.
New thread theme
people telling and screaming ?? anyone catch that?
yelling
oh wow.
I sure am getting sleepy.
tone it down if you can. praying 4 u bby.
Cricket or the concrete. Outdoor comfy. Pics for OC.
New OC from last thread. Thanks for the pic, Chicagoanon!
>SIX FUCKING HOURS
I love you, user.
D E T E C T I V E
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only now do I finally see.
A E S T H E T I C as fuck.
lost male doesn't know where he's at
> shiiieeeettt
>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
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Didn't even consider fresh pics... we should do this.
you re probably in a cyberpunk thriller. praying 4 u.
>thinks bullet might have bounced off the wall and hit him but has to go to work
>nigga caught a ricochet
>Fuck treatment I GOTTA BE AT WORK
HARDCORE.
>takes a bullet
>heads to work
I'll be God damned.
>
No problem I am hoping to get fresh pics everyday.
You know, having a moment to really digest that, I hope that dude has an easy night. I just imaginied taking a stray round while shaving before a shift and that would fuck my day all up.
Do so!
probably working for satan. praying 4 him.
Left house for an hour. What's going on?
I made some OC
This leaf drinking too much of that maple syrup.
I m praying 4 u. I don t drink that much syrup. its probably the devils drink.
I like it. It really captures the spirit of these threads.
I see.
>not using Tomorrow
ick. otherwise good
goodnight, roberts. stay comfy
>when the ambient music gets too spooky
dont worry bby I will guide u thru the bad forests.
OC!
So good.
saved.
Was out buying beer at the liquor store for an hour.
Did I miss anything?
Roosevelt L stop. Nice.
Some cat caught a ricochet through a window or something, and told EMS fuck it, I have to get to work.
Took you an hour to buy beer?
>needs to be dragged to the gas station
>did you already forget about me?
The nearest liquor store open at this hour is a mile away and I didn't feel like driving.
William Edwards, WTF, that's my name!!!!
it s only static from satan dear. don t trust it.
Huge Heroin bust in western burbs here.
Cool
stop worshiping satan. praying for you.
YOU DON'T WIN TODAY, MALE BLACK.
When I can has politically incorrect rave? Post-goth industrial shit with swastikas.
> cutk
> flag
Humans react better when you tell them what to do. Imperatives work, telling people not to do something is a sure sign they'll do it. Old skool Christians know that you tell the truth and simpy say, find God.
LARP better leaf, especially if you're going to start offending real children of God on this thread.
holy shit, that facemorph app has finally produced results I approve of.
real children of satan with that attitude. praying for you.
Well shit......
>that man screaming in the background
>screaming and monkey noises in the background
>real children of bait
Don't engage the loon. get comfy instead.
>caterwauling sheboons
>We need an ambulance at this location
One more dead nigger incoming???
Male black lying in the street. Woman screaming 'My god!'
Three gun shots in the park. People something....couldn't make it out.
potentially!
You got the bulk of it it seems. HE WAS JUS ABOUT TO GET HIS LIF ON TRAK
this is hopefully becoming a forum ready to leave satan. praying for the outcome.
What's tonight's bodycount
hard to say. multiple hospital arrivals. one DOA for certain.
as long as there isn t a soul count. of course.
One confirmed dead and multiple critical that I've heard. One of them got shot in the chest and face so he's probably dead by now.
the same way those children 'died' in sandy hook right.
Two more for the freezer
You know, Chicago's morgue has got to be fucking efficient from a logistics standpoint. With all the cold ganger meat coming in one end, they've gotta be able to turn them around and send them out to wherever their gospel funerals are being held to keep occupancy sustainable.
>automatic handgun
B-But automatic handguns are illegal in Chicago!
Armed and dangerous reported. Are we about to have a shoot out?
it doesn t exist. it s wario time.
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>Are we about to have a shoot out?
Conditions are favorable.
Crazy man seen on camera screaming at a construction site
>flashmob chimping over a set of car keys
Nice
Any auto weapon is illegal here.
Semi-auto handguns are not.
Maybe. It's been a pretty slow night so I would expect SOMETHING to happen before 1st shift comes on at ~6
roll
somethings Happening user. you re a faggot. praying for you. - Star Queen Waiting For Memes.
OH SHIT KNIFE FIGHT!!!!