Trump family relationships

How come Tiff is hanging around Melania and Barron all the time?

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Barron Trump was a happy guy at his belated 11th birthday party at Bowlmor Chelsea Piers on Thursday.

He celebrated with his mom, first lady Melania Trump, half-sister Tiffany and classmates.

“He was very happy, goofing around and laughing with his friends. They got super-competitive with the bowling scores. Tiffany joined in the competition and bowled with them,” a source said.

“He was very happy, goofing around and laughing with his friends. They got super-competitive with the bowling scores. Tiffany joined in the competition and bowled with them,” a source said.

Tiffany is closer to Barron's age. His older siblings are way older and have their own families, jobs.

Tiffany is Barrons real mother. Dahnald is the father.

this. Its obvious, not to mention the shit with Ivanka

so tiffany had a child at age 10 and no one noticed?

barron and melania are VERY close

Must be weird being basically a prostitute, sucking off a 70 year old wrinkly cheeto for some gold tower

And fucking your son

do you honestly think flumpf can still get hard?

BLUMPH

>bowling
>with classmates
that's a security risk!
don't they know the White House has bowling lanes? They would know if they actually lived there!
MELANIA IS A DISGRACE

Enough backchat krauts, just hand over the $374bn.

PAY DENBTS

Barron is a Hebrew name, the signs were there all along pol

rich women don't bare their kids
they used a surrogate

Can 70 year olds still "perform"?

Whats the functionality down there at that age?

Berlusconi is rumoured to have a prosthetic pump inside his shaft that needs to be manually inflated

Barron has autism and needs special care so he doesn't end up like CWC.

wow

my grandpa had my dad in his mid 60's, it just depends on health.

cant you just pop a viagra anyway, or does that stop working after a certain age??

>Be Barron Trump
>cant have fun or go anywhere without people calling you autistic
>people keep sending you nudes of your family members
>pretty sure your friends jack off to your sister

Punished Barron

That's just how slavic mothers are, it's why the incest fetish is so common in Russia

How is this even a story?

circulation and libido

i think diet plays a big role. on a bulk i can fap 4 times a day. on a cut i can go 2 weeks forgetting that women even exist

eat lots, stay active, try not to drink too much

to normies it is, you're forgetting that magazines about what celebrities did during their day sell millions

ya. doesn't drink or smoke and has all the money needed to get the best blue pills. Here's some inside baseball. Infowars is going to be releasing anew formula from dr group to accompany super male vitality. Super Solid Schlong spray. During testing some kids complained about the minty taste, so look for yummy bubblegum flavour.

WTFFFFFFFF!!

holy fuck. did your old man even get a chance to know his dad?

the kids like 10, he only looks 15

These bantz are putting me in the mood for a Hilldawg thread

This is now a hilldog thread

fucking kebabs screwing with your worldview francois

>be from UK
>go on internet forums to talk about the US
>life sucks because I'm an anglo-tier sub-white "mong"
>try to project misgivings on one of the God Emperor's heirs
>backfires horrendously

Kill thyself.

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im not sure you understood my post user

The whole Trump family is a Freudian nightmare

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Her and Melania has some sort of homosexual relationship, where melania teaches Tiffany not just about sex, but how to be a woman in the modern world. I also have it on good authority that Melania likes to keep tiffany around for Barron's sake. Teach him a thing or two. Sexually, that is. Basically they all just have a good time.

I didn't believe it at first, but clearly this family does not respect taboos so why not; anything is possible.

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Hill won the popular vote, never forget Drumpftards!

I hate to say it but this is not that weird for women. Most women, in one way or another whore themselves out to get the resources of a man (if they can). Meliania just did it on a pretty grand scale, but she has to accept that in exchange for the money and lifestyle, she sometimes has to give the old geezer a handjob and show up to events when she would rather be shopping at high end boutiques. Oh well, it won't go on forever as Trump will die before her and she will be rich for life.

>samefagging
>obvious larper
kill yourself

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It seems Melania is no longer turned on by the Donald. She is a woman though, so the situation has to be solved. She doesn't like to keep Ivanka around, because even though her attraction to Donald is gone, she still doesn't like that Ivanka gets most of his affection. Rubbing up against Barron now and then is not enough, so she chooses to keep an adult around, and naturally that person becomes Tiffany.

Why not a man, you may ask? Well, she was raised to be faithful to her husband, and that is something she can't get past. Women is less serious, so wouldn't cause the same problems on their family meetings, and nor does "playing" with Barron. In fact, from what I hear, Donald himself knows and is fine with it.

man these gay fanfics would be better with drawings in anime style.

at least I could get off to that.

Is this a new shill discussion piece to make it look like Trump and Melania are going to split?

She was already a millionaire doe

Why do shills spam about sexual deviations? Why is the left so consumed with pedophilia? Even the great and wise David Brock likes to diddle kids.

So?

No.