AUS/POL/ give me a job edition

g'day cunts
it's easter time
now you can feed your fat cunt faces with easter eggs and gross fucking hot cross buns
just a reminder if you enjoy hot cross buns you're a shit cunt

any cunts in melbourne wanna give me a job? my freelance writing gig has been awful slow lately

anyway, time for the daily jews:

>government is pushing cashless neetbux card, says it's top shit, abbos disagree

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/centrelink-cashless-welfare-trial-may-be-expanded/8441418

>kikes say there is a 1 in 3 chance that australia will get into a recession next year, poorfags btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/australia-faces-risk-of-recession-minack/8440570

>australia will be at war with gooks due to government incompetence

baka.com.au/comment/australia-is-sleepwalking-into-a-confrontation-with-china-20170412-gvjn6g.html

>metadata retention starts today! stop watching pony porn or the government will know!

ag.gov.au/dataretention

daily reminder that you're being watched by filthy malcolm prepbull and you're basically a pleb

any auspol thread that isn't this one is a soros funded shill-a-thon

good day lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
youtube.com/watch?v=5ZdDvB6eMDc
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bump i guess

thx lad
gas the fake auspol

>cashless neetbux card
I hope they never give that to me. It is so stupid.

It only works for people who live payment to payment and have no savings.

If you have savings it is just a pointless inconvenience. But they make you use it anyway.

How is the new Victoria government endorsement of training pre-schoolers in SJW nonsense working out for you?

i love you nasty bastards

only for abos m8

>ripping on hot X buns

Found the poof.

YEAH BOIIS IVE HAD 3L GOON, 6 LINES, AND I'M JUST ABOUT ON THAT AUSSIE LEVEL, GONNA GO FUCK THE SLUT IVE CONVINCED TO COME TO MY HOUSE

PIC RELATED

NOW WHAT DO YOU BOYS DO FOR WORK AND WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? I'M IN THE PUBLIC SECTOR GETTING $150K AND I DRIVE A CAR IMPORTED FROM ASIA (LIKE MY GF)

Isn't this just for the coons?
Sick and ashamed desu. We really have crossed the point of no return.

The end plan is to make it apply to all welfare recipients except age pensioners.

They are getting there step by step.

>implying my kids will ever go to a state school
>not home schooling
cuntttt

why cunt
do you fit in better with us than ur native murkans?

>just for the coons?
No they have started trials in high coon population areas but it applies to people of all races in those areas.

>

The Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979 does not require companies to retain data that may amount to a person’s web-browsing history.

Keep visiting /aco/ cunts

didn't think you were allowed to have savings if you're on the dole

Will work anywhere in Australia and will do anything but aged care. Give job please I work better and harder than OP.

Ahh Berri Estate, where the word 'wine' is never once used on the box

Who does the best hot cross bun?

Bakers Delight are shithouse. Woolies are pretty good.

whatever my dude I'm op from the other thread your spamming in, I don't care which threads up, I'm just happy for an aus/pol/ I'm cool with this one, so ill bump it.

but being an ignorant cunt like you are, that's not Australian mate, that's fuckin Swedish, and I'm convinced your a swede till you prove me otherwise you pissweak cunt.

>3481 ▶
>>ripping on hot X buns
>Found the poof.
>using x unironcally
gas yourself

shit tier freelance writing gig, need something more steady
did a meme degree in journalism
hook me up with a public service job
white gf has white female infant on way

That is a popular misconception.

You can actually have hundreds of thousands of dollars before your payments get affected.

They may make you wait a while to get on to start with if you have heaps of spare cash though.

Nah i wouldnt fit in with aussies
You guys are probably the funniest people on the planet though

I'm so tempted to go to coles / woolies right now and buy some

maybe I should. fucking dilemma

Are you being funny. It says "wine" in the description on that box in the pic that troll posted.

i made this but am too autistic to put anything funny on it

YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T FUCKING STAND, AUSPOL?
RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS, THEY'RE FUCKING DUMB CUNTS AND MOST ARE INBRED/MISSING TEETH

"HUUUR DUUR IM GONNA TOIL THE LAND BECAUSE IM PEASANT SHIT"

FUCK THAT, A MASTERS DEGREE FROM UNIVERSITY IS THE PATRICIANS CHOICE, ANYTHING LESS DESERVES A BULLET
NOW, HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR YOUR BOX WINE?

glad to hear it boys.

NZ welcomes you GCs

You will only find old stale ones if any at this time of night.

when i was on it (20 years ago) they threatened to cut me and my missus off because we saved $600 to move

>box wine
this is how i know you're a faggot, it's goon u unaustralian cunt

the dry red is a better drop

who is this gook cunt? We dont like sideways vaginas

>white gf
Bullshit, that's too mainstream for a journocunt.

Sounds like you misremember it or never understood what was going on to start with.

No footy tonight lads, pretty shattered.

Actually there are parents who are convincing their boys to say they're transgender so a doctor can cut their penis off.
It's isolateed to Melbourne, but it's the latest trend.

The end game is a cashless society.

I'm watching some shitty show about car crashes and shitposting

NOT ADDING THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS STORY?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4392554/The-extremist-anti-Israel-rantings-Ben-McCormack.html

Kikes literally framed him as a pedo because he started to redpill his aussie audience on the globalists and kikes in our country.

He called out gonski, nick bolkus, turnjew, trolled the jew bitch at his work.

He went ULTRA REDPILLED and they framed him and shut him down the moment he started mentioning gonski and bolkus.

there's a 5 year old transgender boy to girl in adelaide now

the infection is spreading

Very good for future use

Fuck Melbourne. We contain our SJWs to Wellington.

Trump pls bomb these cities.

The end game is explosive skull implants

Yes they want to be able to have a record of every single transaction that gets made.

Pretty sad, he was trying to trigger his kike co host or something I read.

Bakers delight everything is dogshit except the hundreds amd thousands finger buns.

The parents should have the children taken and then be jailed.

>BOX WINE
GTFO YA POOF

I'll give you a job. What do you do?

We don't talk about that. Israel is our greatest ally.
What drugs are you using this evening, Friend?
Everyone knows the cool kids in auspol use meth

I don't mind their "cheese and bacon twist".

you cant i think

i have a meme degree i cant get over 10 hours that im getting at my meme job that i got with my meme degree

berri is good, nice and sweet, aldi box wine is nice and nasty tho i dilute with water

aldi does faggot nice and cheap and tasty
hot x buns are shit tho

gas yourself you failure

Newy meet up when?

I'm finishing a mech eng degree this year. How fucked am I in terms of getting a job?

Sydney btw

Do you need a freelance writer? I know one who's got a degree, he's a major faggot though

He did, she's worried he's a skinhead and is seeing a therapist for panic attacks.

He was tweeting tons of redpilled shit before they deleted crap from his account, cops released video of his "arrest" and the media started spewing shit about him to turn the public against him.

He was redpilling so hard they had to shut him down.

Every cunt needs to read this, it's like he was ben garrison in disguise.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4392554/The-extremist-anti-Israel-rantings-Ben-McCormack.html

We can't let the kikes get him tried by media circus.

He deserves a fair trial.

Saw this shit today. Made me p mad.

>Mudslimes release a video telling everyone its okay to beat your wives.

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/islamic-groups-video-teaches-domestic-violence-michaelia-cash/8442708

This group is banned in most countries but Australia still lets them preach this shit.

>ibn4 muh free speech

If I did a speech about how its okay to beat black people because they are inferior I would be thrown in jail so fucking fast.

These people are allowed to preach hate because they say its part of their religion and our cucked government is too scared to touch them.

Unless you're a chink or poo in loo yeah you're fucked

danger 5 was made in adelaide, bout the only decent thing to come out of this place

it's a fucking miracle as well, an indie comedy show on late night SBS about hitler and the nazis that isn't gay faggot left-wing bullshit and is actually funny. this timeline has its moments.

legit mate, it's fucking evil. that kid will grow up fucked and end up killing himself, most of them do. sick culture and lousy parents.

It's degrading, it's only for the Abo communities ATM but if it works they'll push it nation wide

Drink. Can I be an alcohol tester?

have you been applying for grad positions?

The point is it's expensive, cost will be handed to consumer (us) and lots of good arguments against how it doesn't protect us at all.

skimmed OP and didn't read thread but at least you don't post a shitload of bbc links like the retarded fucking paki that posts "brit" threads

bbc links in 2017 i mean honestly.

yes you would amerilards
if you let us call you a fat cunt and you give us all blowies we'd accept you

if you're a hot chix

>tfw meme degree >tfw paied 8.99 for my 4.99 box wine
wew lad i'm smashed

cunts i need to get on newstart but my preggo missus has a job am i fucked?

Yeah, it's the SAME GROUP THE SWEDEN TRUCK ATTACKER WAS PART OF

GREAT SOUTHERN LAND
youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

Its primarily to assist with counter terrorism investigations. Thanks goatfuckers.

Why would I hire a faggot?

Yes, you should boot your misso in the guts

Waleed made it all better on the project made. It wasn't true Islam that condones that alright. Muzzies released some taqiyya and made it all better.

all the muslims needed to do to win is keep their heads down, keep flooding in here and pumping out the kids. they'd win easy without a fight, instead they keep rocking the boat more and more, dumb cunts. it might actually wake enough people up.

yeah that's why i have a freelance writing gig in marketing now
journalism is a fucking meme fuck journalism i wish i could punch 19 y/o me in the jaw and do stem or another meme

no, they literally sent letters out telling us we were being cut off and didn't pay us that fortnight

Adelaide fag checking in, just put my little boy to bed.

whats a crackalackin? worst unemployment in the country right here nogs

white betas like you aren't breeding so im picking up the slack you incel cunt

Kek
If there are beers man
Im down

This is a popular load of shit. Like other poster said and the overwhelming evidence that people with shit loads of savings don't access centerlink

Noice digits
youtube.com/watch?v=5ZdDvB6eMDc

I haven't applied for anything not even an internship either.

better question would be what do you do? it would save you going through several (you)s of shitposters that have qualifications that arent relevant to what you do

WRONG. it's not for goatfuckers at all.

it's for finding dissidents.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4392554/The-extremist-anti-Israel-rantings-Ben-McCormack.html

dissidents like this man, who they are framing as a pedo.

i lived in the soviet eastern bloc, ask me anything about how the aus government is copypasting techniques employed by the secret police back in east germany.

you faggots don't see the danger, we're rapidly approaching soviet tier.

programming

>Its primarily to assist with counter terrorism investigations

pfft
governments have been pushing constant internet monitoring for years, before this they used the pedophile boogeyman, now they use the uhh .. radicalised terrorist boogeyman. Not muslims terrorist though. Islam has nothing to do with terror attacks. Just the other every day terrorists

nice digits m8
you been seeing this shit around? they're everywhere.

I went outside for the first time in a couple of weeks yesterday and saw one of those posters. reee fucking P.R.Brunswick

Got 2, I need a hardware guy

I can also do networking and server stuff

this. they create problems so they can solve them.

it's right out of the soviet playbook, i migrated here from germany to ESCAPE this shit and it's coming back.

Sometimes I wonder if Australia is just an experiment

Our government used to sell uranium to the soviets mate

The people know, they don't care.

lol

unless you manage to secure yourself an internship by the end of the year id say you're pretty fucked. grad jobs are almost essential for engineers these days due to the field being saturated. every other job listing usually states that you must have at least 3-5 years experience

I've seen one poster in my NSW coastal touristy town, it's all faded and half ripped off.

It's school holidays and I saw some fucking muzzies today on my jog and it took all my energy not to shoulder charge the father. Stay in your containment city's you utter cunts.

lad i got a young roastie on the way
give me advice on how to parent/not be a poorfag

goon only cunt
bring your own cask

I love how dystopian Australia is becoming.

Cashless police state where every facet of life is controlled & everything you do is taken & used ti further a marxist agenda.

Did you guys hear about the government trying to "cool" the housing market? Pretty good timing for a crash right?

There's also the Union control over the Superannuation industry - $2,000,000,000,000.

....and all people can fucking talk about is refugees & halal products wtf.

no but i wish i had so i could remove them.

I generally worj and family man so dont have much involvement in that shit outside the internet.

>Got 2, I need a hardware guy
What kinda hardware computer shit? I've been building computers for nearly 2 decades, experience as a techie for a shop.
Or do you mean tradie shit, been working on my sisters house, ripping up her deck, nailing shit etc.

>He wants to take money away from the poorest aussies

Have a heart, would ya?

Fuck. I will move overseas if I have to, in fact that would be preferable. I can't honestly see a future for myself in Sydney.

>claims to hate people harming children
>contributes to untold misery by sharing pictures of naked kids
>believing a word this kid fucker says

they try shit here before exporting it overseas.

traffic nannystating is a great example.
some people see the danger but a lot don't. They think it's just nanny state shit, or it's acceptable because it stops (boogeyman x) but they don't understand the government intentionally creates these problems so they can provide solutions.

apex niggers for example.

everyone needs to push for smaller government. it also results in less taxes, the more taxes you pay the more niggers get brought in to ruin this country and the only solutions the government offers is to expand their powers.

This is east germany all over again.
I did not escape that hellhole to see it all happen again, please take my warnings to heart cunts.

We need smaller government. More government is NEVER the answer.