Opinions on Croatia?

What are your opinions and experiences with Croatia Sup Forums?

there is no such country as croatia in globalized world. It's an entity that is part of scattered castles network participating in the red white and blue axis of dr Evil spin the bottle of fire water and other future trading commodities. So if you form opinion that opinion is liability or a soft spot on the skull of the baby with a "free candy" for taking away by apparatchiks of CIA lemon party gestapo.

My favourite country to spend my summer holidays, especially Istria, Cherso e Lussin Piccolo

especially in*

why i keep seeing this lithuanian tinfoil hat guy in each thread?

Croatia is a country that exists in Europe that is my opinion and experience

What do Croatia think on Croatian living in Canada?

Jajajaja

what did you expect from an African tier flag?

Why do Balkan Slavs not want to admit they're all the exact same ethnicity and speak the same language? Germany united their provincial, tribal regions into one unit and became a powerful state on the international stage. And our regions have vastly more cultural differences than southern Slavs do between each other. Why couldn't you ever get your act together successfully? You're constantly fracturing so much, we invented a word after the region which means "to break apart". Why are the southern Slavs so committed to provincialism and petty claims of self determination?

Cunts

maybe you're "seeing" things thanks to some sort of "augmentation" of reality enabling you to see more?

loved summer vacations there.

I'm a typical dumb American. I think Croatia is like slavs squatting in ruined urban cities pining for the good old days of Tito. Place is probably run by some sort of mafia. Accordions and kebab. That's about it.

>y? You're constantly fracturing so much, we invented a word after the region which means "to break apart". Why are the southern Slavs so committed to provincialism and petty claims of self determination?

Because we're not. Slavs feeling resentful towards Orthodoxy and sucking power cocks of EU and US so they can get their claims accepted aren't Slavs, therefore, not one of us.

smelly, small skull etc

Lazy, corrupt, whiny people.

Beautiful country, great food.

to add on topic - i agree with already said above, beautiful country with its scenery and seaside
would love to visit it one day

you already live in a part of it.

The best coastline in the northern hemisphere. Food is excellent. Roads and transport are terrible, no one can drive properly. Very good at football.

For whatever reason they fought for four years to get out of one superstate which cost them thousands of lives, only to join another one a short time later with a massive amount of eagerness.

Loads of them in Austria, Switzerland and Germany where they tend to stay out of the organised crime more than their friends in the rest of the Balkans but still spend most of their time going on about how great Croatia is.

i don't

also on which part do you mean? is that one that NDH had, kek

I meant that most of the Croatia is Serbian land anyway

Under the rule of eternal Bosnians. Troglodytes that need to be enskaved.

Wish the country would burn down already.

Croatia is a shithole that would be completely broke if it wasn't for the tourist season

half of the people are retarded inbred nationalists, and the other half are pro EU leftists, and we all hate each other

If you don't live in Zagreb you might as well be living in Kazakhstan

pic related

this happened the other day. Those are wannabe nazi scum supporters of NDH

NDH was Croatia during world war II and it was a nazi puppet state

Literally a Jew country without Jews.
The wierdest place I've studied about.

Fazana is nice

sad to hear that

it's not much different here either, there are some hooligans and chetniks who pathologically hate croats but all in all we don't hate you that much guys, really
if you want some trouble you would only get it on stadiums and some rural shitholes

These guys are probably only "supporting" ustashe because of leftist globalist shit and don't actually believe in killing Jews and serbshits

yeah, same here

a majority of people don't hate serbs, but in recent years the nationalists kind of crawled back out from whatever hole they were hiding in and are trying to get political points on the war and everything that happened

most people are sick and tired of hearing that, but also just don't care about this country anymore so nobody ever does anything

also, most of the young people leave as soon as they can, and go to germany or canada

>00
omg, you are right!

in a way that's even more retarded

>Christian
>Doesn't chimp out as much as retarded Serbians

8/10 prebby gud senpai

peder :^)

>also just don't care about this country anymore so nobody ever does anything
>also, most of the young people leave as soon as they can, and go to germany or canada
same here mate

we're doomed if we don't wake up and change something in the near future

za dom

It's like reading ramblings in a diary of a madman

That's like what, 50 people max? Big deal.

>don't actually believe in killing Jews and serbshits
See that tiny white sign in the middle of the bottom pic you replied to? The one that says "Ubij Srbina"?
I'll let you run that thru google translate yourself.

Based

Only a decent country due to the tourist season on the coast. But a lot of the people kida take it for granted and dont really give much of a shit about tourists since they "come anyway". They have a massive opportunity in the coming years since most people dont dare to go further south for vacation (terrorism kek). Bit they gotta get their shit together and develop the tourism sector a lot in order to profit optimally from it.
Regions other than Zagreb and the coast are doomwd though.

This is from the biggest concert in the nation's history, attended by ~100,000 people

hot beaches hot grills
good country overall

yeah, but that's the main square in the capitol and those symbols are illegal

it was late at night, but still

what would happen if 50 people posed with swastikas in the middle of vienna?

>ftw no qt ustasha gf

all shqips in this pic

I agree but Croatian roads are some of the best and comfiest I've seen.

Split is the ultimate pussy parade in summer.
Somewhat being ruined by the influx of british shirtless muscle-monkeys though

WHY COULDN'T YOU ALL COME HERE WHY DID WE HAVE TO GET POLES AND INDIANS REEEEEE

Split = city on the southern coastline

I think you may have summoned fyrom roadposter user

Kek didn't see that sign

stuck up slavshits

I've read this post through a few times and I still have no fucking idea what you're talking about mate

Anyway, croatia is nice place to holiday. And cheap aswell due to pound to kuna.

>Land with godtier piece of coast
>people retarded to one or other side of political spectrum, no genuine middle ground
>corrupt as fuck politicians
>puppet state to whoever pays the most
>if it wasnt for coast and gibs, it would be bosnia tier
>WE WUZ Iranians, Germans, Italians, whatever suits you

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literally serbia except seaside part obviously

Is it still that corrupt then? I thought it was one of the better balkan countries for this

Getting undertaken by a bus, with one headlight, on a mountain road full of potholes summed it up for me. The motorway south west out of Zagreb was alright but someone decided to have a massive accident across all the lanes, so I was sat there for hours until someone bothered to clean it up. Rural roads are bad, terrible in places.

Great vacationing place.
Men are bunch of sexually frustrated savages on the level or arabs.
Don't consider them real Slavs.

They have funny words, especially for months.

I literally know nothing about you and don't care.

College educated btw.

All of Balkans is corrupt as fuck. The difference is so minor, it's not really detectable.

It's business corruption, so you're never going to see it as a tourist. Property, too. You aren't going to get extorted by the police but it's not as reliable as say, Slovenia, for business.

Better than Spain. Think Italy with less cash.

FUCK OFF RETARD WE HAVE THE SAME THREAD EVERY OTHER DAY FOR SUCH A SMALL COUNTRY NOBODY EVEN KNOWS IT EXISTS, STOP MAKING THESE THREADS

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sage

>Is it still that corrupt then?
Yes, but it's not nearly as bad as other balkan states. Albania is probably the worst case. The whole country is basically one giant mercedes mafia.
The main problem here isn't corruption but rather incompetent commies and their inability to comprehend to concept of a free trade economy.
Our entire private sector is completely dead. Doing any kind of private business here is a bureaucratic nightmare.

>burger education

yeah, that's pretty much it

The men seemed to have the same look as English men. They were either violent meatheads with chests the size of boulders, or very image concious twink types. No middle ground, really, with anyone under 25.

>Why do Balkan Slavs not want to admit they're all the exact same ethnicity and speak the same language?
Low IQ which hinders us in making creative solutions to our problems. Literally niggers. There is absolutely no argument against
a South Slavic political block (in one form or another).
>inb4 commie
I'm not.

Gonna visit this summer/10

If you were at the seaside then I need to inform you that the vast majority of "men" you met weren't locals.

BRRRRRRRRRAP

>Croatia is a shithole that would be completely broke if it wasn't for the tourist season

truth hurts it is what it is but Im still kind of a patriot. never was i in life on a thompson concert full of inbreded kamenjars but partially it came as a raction

>Croatian roads are some of the best and comfiest I've seen.

those roads you are reffering are trully God tier, but ARE NOT representative for the rest of croatia only coastline highways.

>All of Balkans is corrupt as fuck. The difference is so minor, it's not really detectable.

we are trash regarding corruption, but there are tremendous differences with corruption between croatia and serbia or bosnia.

>your opinions and experiences with Croatia Sup Forums?

nonwhite and bydlo with pretty solid shitposters

>They were either violent meatheads with chests the size of boulders, or very image concious twink types. No middle ground, really, with anyone under 25.

THIS. its the urban vs village/localsTM

Speak Russian in bars and restauraunts. Learn a few phrases, it will ensure direct and top end service.

Croats really like it if you repeatedly stress how cheap everything is in their country. It's best to do this where there are Croatian families doing their shopping. Make a point of counting out their funny money and converting it to dollars out loud, exclaiming how easy it must be to live well on an average salary in the country.

On a night time, flirt with the local women by offering them money. This was best done with the old DM, but pounds/francs and dollars will suffice.

everything south of Danube is Balkan.

Which means Vojvodina isn't in the Balkans. Vojvodina master race. Suck moldy dicks Balkan trash!

Why did you steal our flag and put a pineapple on it?

Went to Split in july. Too fucking hot. Nice place though, good food and cheap too.

>Which means Vojvodina isn't in the Balkans. Vojvodina master race. Suck moldy dicks Balkan trash!

I have a look at Sava river from the North nigga!

yeah, do this and you'll quickly find out the benefits of free Croatian healthcare

Red, white and blue are traditional slavic colors.

The good news in Croatia are that the younger the generation is, the more right wing they are so we have a bright future.

Beautiful country, people seemed alright too

>implying

Calm down Ante
Nice trips tho

This is true throughout the world.
Tho I guess we do have a head-start of sorts.

ZA DOM SPREMNI!!!

#srebrenicajebioblagoslov

>the younger the generation is, the more right wing

there is right wing and right wing. I all for RW is its RWDS/alt right decent people memesters instead of HDZ/Thomspon bydlos on the rgiht we have here.

this is bullshit

you only think that because the right wing kids are the only ones who are too stupid to leave, so it seems that the younger generations are right wing

normal kids leave as soon as they finish college

>still not cucked like france germany and sweden
>beautiful women pic related
>mediterranian sea and old architecture

definetely wanna visit croatia and if i like it i try to learn your language and stay

HDZ are commie scum but what's wrong with Thompson?

Completely irrelevant. The end result is the same - a more right-winged population.

>but what's wrong with Thompson?

He's not dead.

brotherland

>a more right-winged population.

...the country fell apart, everything is shit, there's seven people left, but hey, at least we're all right wing.

idiot.

Give me a serious answer. I see people bitching about him all the time and I still don't understand why.

>HDZ are commie scum but what's wrong with Thompson?

Thompson? Technically nothing. But Im against krkan people who absolutly fill our right wing and are often at Thompson concerts - the type who hates commies and fags as they should but themselves are also swines (bmw, gold chain types). Im saying this a patriot myself.

>you only think that because the right wing kids are the only ones who are too stupid to leave, so it seems that the younger generations are right wing

going right wing is a general trend with gen Z.

kek

Cunts. I was there at Wembley when you stopped us from getting to the Euros. Even though it was our (well, Scott Carson's) fault you're still cunts.

it's easier to turn Thompson fans towards the alt-right than SJW cucks and leftists

the media is making a bigger deal about our emigration than it really is. The number of emigres is exaggerated.

forgotten to take your pills this morning i presume.