*Blocks your Path*

*Blocks your Path*

What do?

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Implying this cuck would EVER block my path. He'd shit himself if I made eye contact with him.

Pull my dick out and piss on him

Throw a bag of coke behind him

>mfw

Excuse me.

*passes glove wearing rando*

he thinks a:
>pencil neck
>shaved head
>noodle arms
>no traps
>beer belly
makes him tough

holy shit what a queer

Ask him if he is trying to intimidate me.

Don't mess with the Sess.

...

>advocates doxing
>advocates violence

Anyone else miss 2002?

We have our badasses too you know

Shit all over my fathers cunt.

>Adam Sessler
>will review games for food

Fool him by singing The Internationale

Pull out my phone and angle the sun shining off his bald ass head into his eyes and kick him in the dick.

Does not wanting 11 year old white girls to be raped or run over by brown people having temper tantrums make me a Nazi?

Am I really a bad guy for not wanting white civilization destroyed?

smash his fucking face in youtube.com/watch?v=FtZcy2ay1ac

"look how non racist I am"

These people make me sick.

laugh and flick his nose

the harder someone virtue signals himself as a badass, the less like he actually is

Hey man you're a gigantic nigger-loving
Cum-drinking
Meme-ruining
Shit-eating
SJW-Idoling
Child-fucking
Weak ass Cuckolding
Human-Trafficing
Audiably-Crying
No good contributing
Hillary supporting
faggot

holy shit.

>Loudly sweats

Underrated kek

It's simple.
>pull pants down
>grab dick
>unleash poopoopeepee shitstorm while reeing away at incredibly hgih speed.

Make a fake glancing gesture as if I was acknowledging someone creeping up behind him.

Deliver a wicked left hook whilst hes misdirected.

>when your deep set European eyes and large nose bridge prove their utility
lmao

>*Blocks your Path*
>What do?

Are you trying to justify the elimination of an entire race?

I shoot for a double, trip up on my own feet and end up injuring my ankle, therefore losing the fight without a single blow being exchanged.

wrong thread.

too many tabs open....

wonder what the fuck this guys doing between my bedroom and the toilet and where all this gym equipment came from

>*Blocks your Path*

>What do?

You realize that the National Socialist party no longer exists, right?

Sucker punch

The alt-right's only weapon

If you think that man will go down by poking him with your tiny fists, I have news for you.

I just pass, he can do nothing against me since I'm a woman

Well fuck me. NOT looking to get in a duel with this guys. Holy shit...

Ask him what his problem is. If he tries to punch me, fight back. I reckon I'll have at least a couple of guys on my side since I've been going to this fucking gym for years and he's some strange first day faggot.

>*Blocks your Path*

>What do?

Call him a racist Nazi at the top of my lungs, and then punch him.

It is the Elbow not the fist of the left hook that does the damage.

is he shooting with both hands or just fanning with the left?

Throw pocket cocaine in his face

Kushner can't melt Banon's Beam.

fucking manlet

I'd punch that betacuck homo right in his cocksucking mouth and watch him crumple like a Geo Metro getting T-boned by an 18 wheeler.

But then again, I'm a big guy.

Pulling back the hammer

lol
I tell a Trump supporter/MMA fighter like Gamebred, Cerrone or Chris Weidman that Adam Sessler just called him a Nazi.
>Watch Sessler get his ass whooped

>implying he would even try to block my black nigga ass
>implying that I would be alone anywhere near whitey

I would probably have him gang raped as is my right as sovereign kang.(I have the most bling out of everyone on the block) after that I would try to pay him but he would politely decline saying that he was just doing his civic duty.

Chop him in the throat while he is talking.
If he doesn't speak, kick his closest knee, then uppercut his jaw when he reflexively ducks forward following the knee injury.

Alternatively, box his ears with my palms as my thumbs gouge his eyes, then knee his groin and finish with a headbutt to his nose.

>average shape middle aged man

Oh no

wrong version.

I would talk him down at first...you know, get his guard down. Then I'd grab his penis and like...I don't know, I'd pull on it and stuff. You know? And I guess I'd just keep doing it until he sperms in his pants. Then he'd look all gay and shit for sperming himself, so he'd probably have to go home and then I'd be able to go through.

This.

Why does wikipedia say Adam Sessler is 6'0" and Morgan webb is 5'7"?

forgot pic

...

X-Play was raped and tortured on cable TV for months before it was put out of its misery.

Sessler was cucked by Blair Herder so hard he became a coke addict.

Use the pokéflute. Obviously

40 Smith to dome

Post dick

What a strange world we live in

I remember watching xplay all the time

"Aren't you Adam Sessler? Hey man I used to watch Xplay afterschool every day. Thanks for that man, I was too poor to afford video games.

*fuck his wife*