*Sits Next To You On The Plane*

Are you gonna let your Xenophobia get the best of you Sup Forums? Or are you gonna enjoy your flight?

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What sort of cuck leaves their country during its currant state?

I'm a muslim myself, and if I spot a terrorist, I'd point it out.

You realise us muslims hate muslim terrorists as much as you do, right?

Nice taqiyya

>enjoy your flight
Who the fuck enjoys their flight?

Me because I don't fly coach.

The prophet Muhammad was a terrorist.

No. Do they? None of you guys ever say anything about it.

I i left my stove on at home.
>do a 360 and walk away

I've flown business and first, it's still boring, only difference is how comfortable and well fed you are while sitting down for X hours.

you guys must be very self hating then

Have you ever heard of taking a vacation?

If enough people object to these fuckers then maybe they will get the fucking hint and start behaving like decent human beings.

Islam is cancer.

You're not a good Muslim if you hate terror in the name of your terrorist child rapist prophet- who told his people to kill in his name

I would be anxious during the whole flight. Multiculturalism was a mistake. It makes things more complicated.

Fuck off cocksucker.

fuck it, I'd fuck it

I watch him like a hawk and keep my hands ready in case I need to pull some Steven Seagal moves on him if he starts going
>BURKA ALAAHH DURKA DURK ALLAWALLAAAHHH
then he's gonna get it.

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Pic related

I will troll him.

>sees flags
yeah it checks out

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If I was meant to fly I'd have wings.

There is no huge difference between Jihad and deus vult. Both of them for spread another religion though I am absolutely against those sand niggers and anyone who threatens innocent lives

Muslim pretending to be Jewish finna call ice and dhs

>Are you gonna let your Xenophobia get the best of you Sup Forums? Or are you gonna enjoy your flight?

jokes on him im serbian

>I'm a muslim myself, and if I spot a terrorist, I'd point it out.
>You realise us muslims hate muslim terrorists as much as you do, right?

Do you renounce Mo the Pedo and all his works?

No?

Then fuck off then matey.

You ARE the fucking problem.

>Anyone who conquered anything in this world or used force ever is a terrorist

I swear,you White people are so hypocritical it is almost unreal.

honestly yeah I wouldnt care, I might think hes a goat fucking pedophile that deserves a lead injection and he probably thinks the same about me but if we cant sit next to each other for a few hours in peace and quiet than what the hell are we even living for?

is this post-post-post-irony?

>None of you guys ever say anything about it.
>He just told you about it.

t. Caravan raider pedo

Around the bombs never relax

>implying ive ever enjoyed any flight ive ever been on

>implying ive ever enjoyed any flight ive ever been on

That's alitalia for you matey!

overpriced wop bullshit.

Right. Jihad is Islam's deus vult. Christians aren't blowing people up to deus vult these days. And if they were, I'd probably like it because it's us vs Islam. So yeah I'm probably a "moderate Christian", the difference being it's my team and I root for my team while hating the other team. Some will call that hypocritical but again, it's my team vs theirs. I can hate them and no one can do anything about it, since no one does anything about "moderate Muslims"

So any Christian extremists reading this: hurry the fuck up and starting bombing muslims. Deus vult.

Your answer is here: youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>hurry the fuck up and starting bombing muslims. Deus vult.

Ask to change seats because of the smell.
Happened recently. On an Intl. flight, the Muslim next to me smelled so fucking bad it was giving me a headache. I had to go ask a flight attendant if I could change seats.

Fucking uncle tom.

This guy looks like he is about to have a full blown sex emergency.

>take pork sandwich from bag
>offer the mudshit half of it
>tell him it's beef

We can only speculate at this point

considering I'm already nervous on planes, I feel like dieing on a plane would be how I die

I'm gonna give him a tough look that's for sure.
Am I still allowed to do that?

So you point yourself out then?

The natural defense mechanism of an American is to spill their fat rolls over to their seat and give them a fat pat down, that way you can be sure they're not armed.

>Say "hi" and chat to him.
>Figure out his accent.
>Mimic it and loudly proclaim "Allahu Ackbar, death to infidels" when no one is looking.
>He tries to blame me when everyone is looking at us.
>State in my best Irish accent "I jus' wan' t' go on me holidays" to onlookers.
>He either gets escorted off the plane or blows himself up before the flight starts - minimising causalities.

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Im gonna enjoy my flight because islam is the religion of peace ofc
Are you suggesting otherwise filthy infidel?

Nom, nom, nom. Oh.... this bacon, ham and pork chop sandwich is so salty and delicious. Nom, nom, nom.

Kind of like this?

Nice taqiyya. Do you support Hezbollah?

>eating meat of any kind
Are you some primitive subhuman?

>is this post-post-post-irony?

At some point it comes full circle and it is exactly what it appears to be.

*sup Ahmed...hey uh...why do you blow shit it up all the time, man?*

I'd get kicked off. I was just fired for speaking out about islam. Listen to tds tomorrow for story.

Kek'd hard

>I jus' wan't' go on me holidays

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