Reminder that if you do not sauna, you are not white

Sauna is the penultima criteria for whiteness, next to love for outdoor trekking, drinking cow milk and blue eyes.

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>BEING NAKED IN A ROOM FULL OF NAKED SWEATY MEN

>tfw I have 4 saunas

Stop making everything fucking gay. Being naked is normal and just because you're beside a dude in a towel doesn't mean you're gonna gobble his dick like a cheeseburger.

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Holy shit this penis is fucking horrible.

>>BEING NAKED IN A ROOM FULL OF NAKED SWEATY MEN
Zou arez not white, Burger!

That literally looks like a fucking sausage

I live in a sauna called South Carolina.
Fuck off Mohammed.

Pretty fucking big.

She looks ok, her boobs are shit, but her body is trained somewhat, so that is good.

>using towels in a sauna

WTH? What are you doing?

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>Fuck off Mohammed.
Middle Eastern people do not frequent the sauna - never really. It is haram to them.

You will only see Nordic, Germanics, Celtics and Japanese and sometimes the odd Turk or Kurd in a sauna. But never a Middle Eastern dude named Mohammed.

Obvious shoop

I went to one in Estonia, it was unisex but everyone had a costume. Was it a special one or are Estonians more conservative on the nudity thing? How does it work?

Do you like Chickendicks? Do you like Chickendicks in your mouth?

saunas are actually in some hotels here
pretty good those hot rocks
t.northern boy

>>using towels in a sauna
Better?

I would like to sauna but I dont want to be around other people

>degenerate shit

Better now?

>doing sex in sauna

If it was Estonia it was a Furry convention sauna.

It is not sex, they just bumped into each other when they tried to seat themselves. Besides, sex can only happen between a man and a woman.

Nope, according to Sup Forums there are no whites in this picture, find a new one please.

Thats true, look at the Africa, they dont sauna and they are black

You need to have suffering look in the sauna otherwise it's too cold.

I love cow's milk, I have blue eyes, and I enjoy trekking even though I rarely get to do it.
However, I have never visited a sauna and there's a family legend that one of my great-great-great-great grandparents was a Spaniard, so I'm afraid I'm not white.

But the only time I used saunas was in Japanese onsens

This one seems to be suffering - look at all the swelling from the heat!

>"saunas"
i haven't seen a proper sauna outside of finland

>i haven't seen a proper sauna outside of finland

That is unfortunately true, like it is impossible to get a good French baguette outside of France, or a good pizza outside of Italy, a good Wiener Schnitzel outside of Austria... and a good march music outside of Germany.

im scared i might die like zyzz

>let me just hang out naked with a bunch of other wet naked guys

that's pretty gay

You will die soon anyway because of your colestelore cholesterol

>>let me just hang out naked with a bunch of other wet naked guys
>that's pretty gay

Hanging out in a sauna and spa with naked women and naked men is... gay?

WTF? Are Burgers serious?

>towels
>in a sauna

Fucking idiots are going to get them full of sweat.

>this insecurity
one of the biggest weaknesses in america's culture. Shame of your own bodies but your eager to watch tv for some boobs and asses.

what did you mean by this?

I have no frame of reference because I only used the ones over there. Outside of that I'm a typical prude-nevernude

I live in Alabama, doofus, so "sauna"="outdoors about mid-July."

I sit in my car on hot days with the windows up. Does that count?

You got 220 Fahrenheit in those places?

true descendants of rome use hamams, barbarian

Here is the original for your collection leaf

Where are the stones that heat up this place??

Pervy Japs can't contain themselves.

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>220 Fahrenheit
Close enough if you consider how cold I keep it inside my house with the A/C.

>if you don't like to stare at mens dicks you're insecure

must be a swedish immigrant

>foreskin

BARF

Each visitor comes in with 2 stones
This part of the tradition has been forgotten in most of Europe.

Kek

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