Without Norway the western world would be nothing today. Without our attacks on your shores you would not have developed your naval based empires.
I'm telling you. We started it all.
We could have destroyed the future British empire in 1066, but we decided not to.
Norway was formed in 872, long before your shitty cunt. Without us you would be nothing.
The next time you talk to a Norwegian, have some fucking respect you cunt (instead of just copying our culture/history in lord of the rings/game of thrones etc).
Mfw "you should respect me and give me special treatment because of something my ancestors did 1000 years ago"
You have the logic of literally every modern nigger. "Slavery affected an ancestor once, I am oppressed"
Matthew Watson
>Norway >Lord of the rings
Landon Barnes
Ever heard about trolls?
etc.... etc.... etc....
Aiden Rodriguez
keep sucking that dick, nobody wanted your land, over here, everybody wanted our land and our gold, you don't really understand what true warriors means at all.
Kevin Hall
yeah yeah and we saved whole europe twice, we could destroy russian but choose not to, and shit like that. every european country did something important in europe's history, you're not the only one you fucking cuck.
Colton Martinez
Norway is the greatest nation. You guys are soooo jelly. We are the master race. All other countries are shit. except maybe Iceland, Denmark and former sweden, they are aight I guess.
Lincoln Diaz
Uh huh. Stop riding on the former greatness of the Viking. Prove it again now! Invade SWEDEN
Robert Fisher
what a weak flag. Only two colors, how original.
Landon Sullivan
WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET
Jose Bennett
Iceland? They dindu nuffin.
Ayden Lee
Yes! Norway is the cradle of all legit civilization. The enlightenment era is fake history. It was the vikings cultural enrichment of the poor eurocucks that ended the middle ages.
The best western values of today closest resembles the values of the viking society and their laws.
Christianity is nothing but another arabic death cult that got cucked into a harmless good ideology for unity by the great mighty vikings.
You owe us everything! You'd be Syria without us!
Isaiah Richardson
Don't anger a Pole, they will just go all kurwa, kurwa mac mad... (I've seen it firsthand).
Cameron Butler
The only norwegians left are in the faroes and iceland.
Owen Cox
>The best western values of today closest resembles the values of the viking society and their laws.
This is actually LITERALLY true Most present western values comes from nordic/germanic values
Ayden Scott
western civilization was built on the broad and strong shoulders of the Norwegian man.
Dylan Martinez
They did the most important thing a country could do. Spread the meme of nordic superiority.
Easton Clark
and western Norway
Luke Powell
USA would not last a week without the noble contributions of hard working nordic prime human specimens from Norway.
Norwegian-Americans are the very backbone of America!
Liam Young
>872
lol cute
Caleb Morris
>We could have destroyed the future British empire in 1066, but we decided not to.
Then why did your King get BTFO at stamford bridge?
>Although initially successful, Harald was defeated and killed in an attack by Harold Godwinson's forces in the Battle of Stamford Bridge. Modern historians have often considered Harald's death at Stamford Bridge, which brought an end to his invasion, as the end of the Viking Age. Harald is also commonly held to have been the last great Viking king, or even the last great Viking
Parker Thomas
They are Norway's "Australia"
Jordan Ramirez
He must have been betrayed... like the real life version of Braveheart
Noah Myers
>he talks about flag originality
Ryder James
And western civilization is closely related to how well Norway is doing. Norway is the very power central of earth, we're the balance guardians between russia and usa.
If norway were to fall, so would all of western civilization!
Luke Bennett
No, he was destroyed fair and square.
If it's any comfort:
>Harold Godwinson's victory was short-lived, as only a few weeks later he was defeated by William the Conqueror at the Battle of Hastings. The fact that Harold had to make a forced march to fight Hardrada at Stamford Bridge and then move at utmost speed south to meet the Norman invasion, all in less than three weeks, is widely seen as a primary factor in William's victory at Hastings
Michael Bailey
>we're the balance guardians between russia and usa dude if any of these would want to conquer you they would do it in no time, you're not a thread to neither of them
Connor Price
What if Norway had attacked a few weeks later? You would all speak Norwegian now you fucking ungrateful scum.
Xavier Carter
>tfw the entire world makes up excuses as to why they weren't as good as the British
Nolan Miller
When the day comes.
REMEMBER
Norway single handedly caused the collapse of the EU, by simply never joining. EU is just a bunch of thugs trying to jew us out of our enormous oil wealth and natural resources. Piggybacking scum! A bunch of europoors begging to us for money.
Jaxson Ward
Shiiiit, I'm from the damn place, but there is no reason to bait people like this.
Talking about Janteloven over here.
Nolan Stewart
>mfw an autist from a Scandinavian non-country unironically believe they were the cradle of Europe
Jaxon Clark
Also, remember Norway won the ENTIRE SECOND WORLD WAR with our merchant fleet which at one point brought 50% of the supplies to Britain!
Imagine them losing that... when they were already about to lose?
Without us GERMANY WOULD BE THE ONLY SUPERPOWER TODAY!!!
Norwegians were white niggers until Christianity came along. Stop being such a "muh viking ancestry" shill and go back to sucking Dmitri's cock OP. youtube.com/watch?v=LAH5vGKIlaM
Joseph Evans
Well. Frankly. English today is a mixture of old english and old norwegian. Bag comes from baggi, apple comes from eple, they barely even use the word city, they use the norwegian word by. Lazenby etc. They're offically enriched.
English victory is fake history. The vikings won and took over your entire country from within.
Brody Gutierrez
An interesting what if. Could just have likely lost again to either William or Godwinson though
Benjamin Smith
WRONG
Europe would be nothing without Ireland and St. Patrick. His activity is muuuuuuuch older than your shitty country
Irish are the true saviours of Europe
John Miller
>white niggers That's not fair. At least blacks stayed on their own land.
Chase Bell
hmm, I remember learning in school that we won the war. Without the faroese fishermen selling fish to Britain they would have starved to death and germany would have won.
Levi Cooper
Nice proxy Mr Goldenstein. Glad to see that you have gotten tired of useing the Swedish one.
Hunter Young
piece of shit little tribe wars, you never seen hordes of arabs trying to conquer you, wtf wars you talking prick??
Jose Cruz
>mfw an autist from burgerland can't spot the jews trickery
Landon Phillips
>be viking >feel like raping and pillaging superor christians out of an inferiority complex >go find them >kill them >rape their women and keep some women as sex slaves >go back with food they made >christians didn't fight back becasue they know they are superior )^:
Dominic Roberts
Literally the only contribution Norwegians have made is shitty herring dishes that were later improved by Balts and Eastern Slavs.
Dylan Ortiz
WRONG
If you were'nt constantly being a bunch of snow niggers raiding our North East, we would have reached the industrial revlolution a century earlier
problem is, christianity did win. >mfw superior to viking trash >mfw viking culture whiped off map until faggots adopt the remnants in the 21st century.
Colton Myers
Nah. Norway invented forged steel and transportation via sea and global trade.
We were centuries ahead of you.
Fix your muslim problems, you giant disgrace!
Caleb Morris
The freemasons were even here before they created the US constitution... I'm talking about viking times
Makes me wonder
Christopher Parker
Without Sweden, Russia wouldn't exist which means no soviet union and shit. Who the fuck knows what woulda happened probably a bunch of bad stuff. Also protestantism wouldn't exist either it would have died out. God bless the swedes
Oliver Hill
feeling inferior yet?
Nathan Young
The best thing you gave us was fucking black metal
Chase Hernandez
Without finland, you would not have Mämmi and Spurdo.
Colton Gonzalez
>nation formed in 872 >has literally accomplished almost nothing of note in 1200 years
Dominic Hall
ITT: people that dont recognize shitposting
Grayson Cooper
We even invented the keel... among other things
The industrial revolution would not even have been possible without us AT ALL
Jayden Carter
Without Germany, Israel wouldn't exist today.
Jelly much?
Luis Cruz
I don't have a problem with Norwegians. I have never met one, the only Scandinavians I have met were from ((((Binland)))). In fact, I don't have a problem with any European country EXCEPT the Dutch and the Swiss.
Ayden Johnson
>It's another episode of Scandis think they wrote the Sagas I think you owe Germany an apology. >but we decided not to By getting your ass kicked at Stamford by a tired and outnumbered army of angry Englishmen?
Charles Campbell
Obviously the entrance to Moria.
Julian Young
WE WUZ
Ryder Moore
>brown >looks like shit Finland confirmed the India of northern Europe.
Colton Flores
Todays society follows way more laws from graagaas the viking law, than your death cult book. The old testament is the quran on steroids.
The vikings usurped the religion and manage to make people read it like a self help book. You'd be sacraficing goats and stoning women if it wasnt for the gracious norway.
Jordan Evans
It's not shitposting, it's fugging facts
Ian Watson
You could say the same fucking thing about Muslims or any other idiotic invader
Caleb Rogers
>I think you owe Germany an apology.
Maybe because you mix the english words German and Germanic?
Landon Carter
>In fact, I don't have a problem with any European country EXCEPT the Dutch and the Swiss.
Swissfags are inbred, retarded farmers, but the Dutch are bro-tier.
Jason Campbell
Because yours is so original...
Lucas James
FAKE NORWEGIAN!
Recognize ur superiority or STFU
Jose Moore
>death cult book honestly you just made christinity sound metal af.
>The old testament is the quran on steroids. except the quran was made 1000 years after the OT, if not more. Plus OT is more like the chronology to NT than any actual laws that we follow.
>The vikings usurped the religion and manage to make people read it like a self help book. You'd be sacraficing goats and stoning women if it wasnt for the gracious norway. are you honestly this fag-tarded? what is the NT? What is Christianity? Face it fag, christinity useupred viking values, and conquered the inferior vikings and their weak-ass pagan Gods.
Stay mad fag.
Kevin Garcia
Good one Heidrich
Michael Lee
Exactly, the Swiss talk as if they're gods chosen people even though they're little more than a piece of human trash.
I don't have a good experience with Dutch people..
Luke Peterson
Pro tip: We are Germanic, but not German
John Collins
>......
Luke Foster
Norway is the beating heart of culture. It is where everything starts.
The day the alt right was born was when Breivik defeated a thousand multiculturalist elite soldiers all alone at Utoya with nothing than his viking might and bare hands.
Forget about 300. This move is simply called 1.
Henry Peterson
QUICK. Post a street in Norway.
Tyler Wood
haha! is that why you're comming here now, begging for money? because of all the gypsy gold?
Julian Jones
Hello Ahmed.
Adam Myers
Anglo here let me thank and apologise on behalf of my people;
>thank you Scandinavian Vikings for attacking our shores and teaching us the importance of a navy >thank you Norman's for invading England and removing the tyrant Harold Godwinson and centralising our state >sorry Wales for attacking you >sorry Vikings for fighting back >sorry Scotland for our unfair treatment >sorry France for 100 year war, we are glad you won >sorry Muslims for crusade and Richard the lion heart killing innocent prisoner >sorry Germany for ruining your empires, you deserve better >sorry Africa for colonisation we ruined your continent, we're so sorry >sorry China for opium war >sorry aboriginal for genocide >sorry Ireland for famine >sorry EU for leave vote >sorry Scotland for everyone you deserve so much better than Anglo lies I'm sorry guys I'm so so sorry
Christopher Mitchell
SHOW ME WHAT A NORWEGIAN STREET LOOKS LIKE!
Luke Anderson
...
Austin White
Eww! finally someone agrees, and i dont even want you to agree! never seen so much white guilt before
Nolan Russell
>sorry Africa for colonisation we ruined your continent
Well now... that's simply not true
Julian Collins
Norway? Kek. Sweeden, Denmark and Norway was under the same king and under a soverign ruler several times. Borders arent what you think nutjob
Daniel Richardson
people walk around all day waving Norwegian flags? Ha, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY > we wuz sea niggers n shiet
Zachary Johnson
I've got nothing against Norway, u dudes are cool in my book. However, most nations have awesome pasts. U guys haven't done shit in a loooooooong time.
Josiah Ortiz
Stop being a narcissist, Game of Thrones is based off of mostly British, but honestly contains elements from all medieval societies.
Nathan Gray
Norway was WAY stronger than Denmark and Sweden (did they even exist?) in the 12th and 13th centuries. Denmark was weak then (but became powerful later (because of the black death)).
Jose White
Dont apolagize for the crusades. It was glory to valhalla. The vikings, teutonic and templars alike, fought well and killed many muslims. It was a great war!
Tyler Kelly
And look how superior ours is to theirs!
Jose Walker
WTF are you talking about, we gave the peace price to Obama FFS
Daniel Price
>Norway was WAY stronger than Denmark and Sweden Wrong.
Thomas Bennett
wtf are you talking about!? yes we gave him the prize, but for all the wrong reasons and based on lies!
that makes it a bad thing
Blake Morales
Except for getting trump elected, reforming nato to fight terrorism, start off the far right stream in Europe, setting the stage for neo crusades, finding oil, develop sub sea tech and curing cancer.
Easton Rivera
Sorry, at least you agree. It true, we stole black Africans resources for own benefit, we can never be forgiven, just apologise. Killing people for no reason is always wrong, Richard lionheart killed innocent prisoner because he got upset, unforgivable
Eli Williams
>We are Germanic, but not German >Maybe because you mix the english words German and Germanic? You owe Germany an apology because It was not the Scandi tribes who wrote the Sagas or held the mythology, It was the continental Germanic tribes, Saxons, Vandals, Lombards, Cherusci, Nordmenn told the heroic tales of their southern brothers, then they pretended they were the same people. Pro tip :There is no such thing as the "Germanic" peoples. It's a misnomer. There are Germanic cultures, But the continentals who wrote the stories were vastly different thatn the Scandinavians who told them.
Anthony Lopez
The Swiss evolved in the harshest climate of Europe.