Be at work

>be at work
>Eating with colleagues
>Whip out phone
>Kinda bored
>Start browsing the internet
>End up in Sup Forums without realizing it
>girl next to me noticed it
>Mfw EXPOSED my power level

Wtf do I do now Sup Forums?

Do a 360 and walk away.

How does she recognise Sup Forums without being a /polack?

Fuck her in the ass

This

dont say hi to her she might call the cops

redpill her user
dont be a pussy

This. She's(he's) obviously a fellow fem(male)user.

You should fuck her(him) in the butt.

on liberal hypocrisy not the jews
baby steps

I would browse in public if the layout and colors weren't dead giveaways.

How do I make Sup Forums look like normieweb?

EZPZ
>hey check out these nazis they were talking about on the news last year.
>yeah, I am part of the JIDF, an international effort to combat antisemitism online
>I am jewish/my ex was jewish/ my cousin's husband is jewish, so this is really important to me
>send her JIDF.org

done

Use one of the apps. I use clover.

Switch over to /d/ quickly so that you don't attract attention?

>Not having your phone on lowest screen brightness in public so people can't read anything
>not using clover

I accidentally sent my friend who is an avid lefty a link to a Sup Forums thread

was does this matter?

I look at nigger memes on the bus sometimes

If someone is prime enough to step to they can get their ass knocked out too

accidentally? i thought that was the only reason to have lefty friends

I said "srew the jew" in to my turkish leftliberal english teacher at second day of school last year. Guess who was fucked for the rest of the year?

Sup Forums is normalfag t_d reddit central now. I wouldn't worry so much.

She already knows OP is a faggot if she comes here.
You'll have to explain your fondness for cawk when you see her next time
sage

360 is a full circle idiot

Probably saw it in some Salon article about neo-Nazis or school shooters.

Get out newfag

first off, how yng (thus sexy) is she?

if its just a 30yr old female no big deal

but if shes in her prime and knows pol...

wew
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kek 180 not good enough

end your life before being further exposed

Sup Forums has literally dozen of boards
I don't think she was close enough to you
To read whatever was written
You can say you were in Fit, or any normie acceptable boards

Don't worry guy, Tommy Wiseau will soothe you with big tips on how to bag the chick, chip chip chip chip, bye doggie.

some of us have to work with gossipy leftist shitheads. discretion is warranted.

>thinking normies care about which specific board you're on

we're all 1 family here user

mlp, tv, g, and b

Back into the oven

The only way they would recognize this website is if they were regular lurkers themselves. They won't expose you without exposing themselves. I know a lot of guys who lurk based on what they say and post in public life. It's like fight club: don't talk about it.