Why Aren't We Colonizing Other Planets?

Forget the shitskin, nigger, Jew, and Western women problem. The real problem is that we need to expand to other planets or moons once we inevitably destroy this planet. So why are we not doing this?

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Getting things into orbit is expensive

There's nothing viable out there.

Mars is the closest thing to being viable and it's still utterly terrible for life.

We are in the secret space program. You just don;t know about it. Take the greenpill normfags.

>So why are we not doing this?
Pretend for a moment that you're part of the 1%, or the 1% of the 1%.

How does spending money on other planets, a venture which will not pay off in many life times if at all, benefit you or your children?

It doesn't. Moreover the people of earth today could not be colonists, they have been weakened, dumbed down, and stupefied to such an extent, for the purposes of control, that they cannot be used for any other purpose than to be consumers.

Also because of this (which basically says space is so fucking big, there's so fucking many earth-like planets, there has to be a shit ton of aliens, and no way are they going to want our primitive asses messing with their shit):

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_hypothesis

because we are the niggers of the Milky Way

We only have under-developed civilizations

It's time to get our shit together, lads

That shit is expensive and we can't go that fast in space.

Negro we don't even have space colonies yet, other planets are way out of our reach

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>TFW you were born too early to be a proud spacenoid

Either way, planetary colonization is way far off, maybe hundreds of thousands of years away. The way I see it, out first major offworld colonies will be on the moon, mostly as mining towns. Once we start mining the moon, we might be able to have orbital colonies from there, but maintaining them is going to take a lot of resources. Until asteroid mining becomes quick and cheap, we probably won't get much more than crater cities.

Planetary colonization is an absolute pipe dream for now, we have no way of travelling in our own solar system quickly, let alone leaving it and visting others. And even then, who knows how many planets out there are even suitable for us. Orbital colonies and underground moon cities would be much, much easier and cheaper. Mankind will be in their own system for countless generations to come.

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we cant get there without dying.

>tfw you were born just in time to experience dank memes

Too busy building a multicultural utopia here on Earth.

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Prime retardation

We need Diva Girls for long voyage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because the efforts of mankind kind are being stifled by muslims/niggers/marxists/jews

basically self sabotage

>literally argumentum ad hominem
Don't you think it's about time you killed yourself, user?

We would just destroy them, too.

>TFW you were born too early to never die

Immortality is 100 years away tops.

Earth is an encased space like a giant zoo. Zoo hypothesis is basically correct except 99+% of people are gullible idiots who never tried measuring Earth's curvature, or notice the countless examples of fraud in NASA graphics (greenscreen artifacts, jpeg artifacts, gaffs from so-called astronauts, etc).

You're not going anywhere. Nobody is leaving here. If we can't handle this one area, what you would call our planet, why the FUCK would you think we'd do any better anywhere else? Fucking cancerous scum

>Implying the average person will have access to that

It'll be used for the richest of the rich and no one else