/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - THE ARENA'S EMPTYING OUT BUT THE GAME'S JUST STARTING EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Keep up the good work.

SEX IN PARKING LOT
>HOT

SEX IN THE PARKING LOT

OH BUDDY

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>a group of FIVE of them
Where there's more than three, I will not be.

Who is ready for some fun this weekend? Saturday is supposed to be 80 degrees and clear! Real nigga weather. Expect some clownin' around!

Dumping.

>Black hoodie throwing up gang signs

Dino's food is so good she let her date hit in the parking lot.

Gucci Mane concert last night at Chicago Theater

Guess what happened?

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Shots fired?
Also, Gucci Mane still makes music?

Actual shot from space. 2016

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Made last night

>cubs fan trying to break in a window
/Sox/ was right

>male white wearing cap fighting male black

flatbrims need to be banned. anyone who puts them on immediately turns into male black

Lol

Good to see another SAIC student on Sup Forums.

Yep Gucci Mane is still at it.

>she sounds mental

he had like 10 songs on the top 40 a month or so ago

CHECK YO KEYS

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4/7

CHECK YOUR KEYS

>checked satan
Maybe it's a maga hat?

Ok, here's the original square patch. Everyone likes it for the most part. Ai said the white BG didn't work for him, so...

Cooked this up, hope it works

What kind of keys? Car keys or what?

ROBERT

>13 YEAR OLD GON GET RAPED

>Somebody broke into a 2nd floor window to the room of a 13 year old girl
ohh shit it's a pedo bust
get ready boiiiiisss

>check yo keys
Good shit.

possible rape?

Nice. Also, the word placement is pretty good.

...here it is in the CPD tactical palette.

I HAVE THOSE FUCKING TEXTBOOKS!

>please refrain from whistling
Robert is like a child kek

Lol, dispatch always hates whistling.

STOP WHISTLING AND CATCH THAT BEANER

Hahahah, the whistling!

Stopping whistling Robert.

STOP WHISTLING

Nope I am a property Dev and live in Lakeview.

Cousin sent me pic.

What is the point of calling an uber driver and not getting out when you get to your destination?

ah, nvm. But i know that view anywhere,

Sirens all night.

>Pete Rose is fighting her
4,256 HITS INCOMING

I would never want to be an Uber Driver.

>says pete rose is fighting her

Pete Rose!

>Bet Rose bet on the fight!
Fucking Robert, man kek

Pete Rose lol

bitch is getting her ass beat with a bat

LADY IN A FIGHT WITH PETE ROSE

Pete Rose!!! Oh shit we got old school MLB coming thru

>in chicago

>Did Pete Rose bet on the fight?

Pete Rose is fighting her? Wanna bet?

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Pete Rose, Batter(y) 'up!

Why do you all have pics of Pete Rose saved already?

He's a legend m8

>not having 4chanx

The real question is, why don't you have pictures of Pete Rose, user? I carry one in my wallet. I thought everyone did.

I laughed like a motherfucker.

Old O&A fan.

I use inb4404.py so now I also have lots of pics of Pete Rose.

Why don't you? He's very famous here in Europe

PUNCHED AT THE STOP LIGHT LOL CHITOWN DONT U GO CHANGN ON ME NIGGA 100 100 100

>111
checked

>100 100 100

>111

WHAT DOES IT MEAN, KEK??

Can i have a job? I dont have any experience i just need a job.

twas the 33rd image too.

I love this. Will buy/10

>another off duty PO
How many POs do they have in Illinois? Is everyone on parole or probation in Chiraq? Good lord.

*calling CPD for a 12, need a 17 so I can get a 9 pls

sounds like a late night drunken jimmy john's order

>when your memeing in .gifs that exceed Sup Forums's filesize limits

groovy. I'll see what Ai says, and we'll go from there.

PO can mean police officer or parole officer of probation officer.

Downsizzzzzeeeeeeeee

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Will proudly display on my patch wall. Or get someone else to make it.

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homeless people should be executed or forced to join the military

>WE NEED MORE MENTALLY ILL PPL IN THE MILITARY LOL

>person down in the alley
>crying and whimpering

I used to be homeless and i tried to join the army. They said i wasnt mentally or physically fit enough.

I miss O&A so fucking much

ROBERT...?

>implying that's not the entirety of the military anyway

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they are mostly just untreated schizos or heroin addicts

not fit for military duty at all

youtube.com/watch?v=fN5hSvu1dzw
Personal theme for this thread

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They join the Salvation Army

Is that Kid Dispatch?

>Calling the cops for normal female driving

>may be a female driver

fired so fired