>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream: broadcastify.com /listen /feed /763 /web
>>Same feed with ambient music:youarelistening.to /chicago
>>For Ambiance: soundcloud.com /sithdemonic /sets /newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)broadcastify.com /listen /feed /13262
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BACK THE BLUE >>Get Behind the Vest donation drive: getbehindthevest.org / >Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):cpdmemorial.org /
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO: >>Shootings ScoreboardS:heyjackass.com crime.chicagotribune.com /chicago /shootings /crime.chicagotribune.com /chicago /homicides /homicides.suntimes.com /
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:radicalcartography.net /index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:wbez.org /shows /wbez-news /in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they /0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:bearcat1.com /radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:directives.chicagopolice.org /directives /
>>Related twittertwitter.com /spotnewsonigtwitter.com /hashtag /shitoemcsays
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April 13, 2017 - 13:23
REPOAST ALL PICS. WILL COLLECT HERE
April 13, 2017 - 13:24
>a group of FIVE of them Where there's more than three, I will not be.
April 13, 2017 - 13:25
Who is ready for some fun this weekend? Saturday is supposed to be 80 degrees and clear! Real nigga weather. Expect some clownin' around!
April 13, 2017 - 13:25
>Black hoodie throwing up gang signs
April 13, 2017 - 13:26
Dino's food is so good she let her date hit in the parking lot.
April 13, 2017 - 13:26
Gucci Mane concert last night at Chicago Theater
Guess what happened?
April 13, 2017 - 13:26
Shots fired? Also, Gucci Mane still makes music?
April 13, 2017 - 13:27
Actual shot from space. 2016
April 13, 2017 - 13:27
>cubs fan trying to break in a window /Sox/ was right
April 13, 2017 - 13:28
>male white wearing cap fighting male black
flatbrims need to be banned. anyone who puts them on immediately turns into male black
April 13, 2017 - 13:29
Good to see another SAIC student on Sup Forums.
April 13, 2017 - 13:29
Yep Gucci Mane is still at it.
April 13, 2017 - 13:29
he had like 10 songs on the top 40 a month or so ago
April 13, 2017 - 13:30
>checked satan Maybe it's a maga hat?
April 13, 2017 - 13:31
Ok, here's the original square patch. Everyone likes it for the most part. Ai said the white BG didn't work for him, so...
April 13, 2017 - 13:31
Cooked this up, hope it works
April 13, 2017 - 13:31
What kind of keys? Car keys or what?
April 13, 2017 - 13:31
>13 YEAR OLD GON GET RAPED
April 13, 2017 - 13:33
>Somebody broke into a 2nd floor window to the room of a 13 year old girl ohh shit it's a pedo bust get ready boiiiiisss
April 13, 2017 - 13:33
Nice. Also, the word placement is pretty good.
April 13, 2017 - 13:33
...here it is in the CPD tactical palette.
April 13, 2017 - 13:33
I HAVE THOSE FUCKING TEXTBOOKS!
April 13, 2017 - 13:33
>please refrain from whistling Robert is like a child kek
April 13, 2017 - 13:34
Lol, dispatch always hates whistling.
April 13, 2017 - 13:34
STOP WHISTLING AND CATCH THAT BEANER
April 13, 2017 - 13:34
Stopping whistling Robert.
April 13, 2017 - 13:34
Nope I am a property Dev and live in Lakeview.
Cousin sent me pic.
April 13, 2017 - 13:35
What is the point of calling an uber driver and not getting out when you get to your destination?
April 13, 2017 - 13:36
ah, nvm. But i know that view anywhere,
Sirens all night.
April 13, 2017 - 13:36
>Pete Rose is fighting her 4,256 HITS INCOMING
April 13, 2017 - 13:36
I would never want to be an Uber Driver.
April 13, 2017 - 13:36
>says pete rose is fighting her
April 13, 2017 - 13:36
>Bet Rose bet on the fight! Fucking Robert, man kek
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
Pete Rose lol
bitch is getting her ass beat with a bat
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
LADY IN A FIGHT WITH PETE ROSE
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
Pete Rose!!! Oh shit we got old school MLB coming thru
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
>Did Pete Rose bet on the fight?
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
Pete Rose is fighting her? Wanna bet?
April 13, 2017 - 13:37
Pete Rose, Batter(y) 'up!
April 13, 2017 - 13:38
Why do you all have pics of Pete Rose saved already?
April 13, 2017 - 13:38
The real question is, why don't you have pictures of Pete Rose, user? I carry one in my wallet. I thought everyone did.
April 13, 2017 - 13:40
I laughed like a motherfucker.
Old O&A fan.
April 13, 2017 - 13:41
I use inb4404.py so now I also have lots of pics of Pete Rose.
April 13, 2017 - 13:41
Why don't you? He's very famous here in Europe
April 13, 2017 - 13:42
PUNCHED AT THE STOP LIGHT LOL CHITOWN DONT U GO CHANGN ON ME NIGGA 100 100 100
April 13, 2017 - 13:42
Can i have a job? I dont have any experience i just need a job.
April 13, 2017 - 13:45
>another off duty PO How many POs do they have in Illinois? Is everyone on parole or probation in Chiraq? Good lord.
April 13, 2017 - 13:46
*calling CPD for a 12, need a 17 so I can get a 9 pls
April 13, 2017 - 13:47
sounds like a late night drunken jimmy john's order
April 13, 2017 - 13:47
>when your memeing in .gifs that exceed Sup Forums's filesize limits
April 13, 2017 - 13:48
groovy. I'll see what Ai says, and we'll go from there.
April 13, 2017 - 13:48
PO can mean police officer or parole officer of probation officer.
April 13, 2017 - 13:48
Will proudly display on my patch wall. Or get someone else to make it.
April 13, 2017 - 13:49
homeless people should be executed or forced to join the military
April 13, 2017 - 13:50
>WE NEED MORE MENTALLY ILL PPL IN THE MILITARY LOL
April 13, 2017 - 13:51
>person down in the alley >crying and whimpering
April 13, 2017 - 13:51
I used to be homeless and i tried to join the army. They said i wasnt mentally or physically fit enough.
April 13, 2017 - 13:51
I miss O&A so fucking much
April 13, 2017 - 13:52
>implying that's not the entirety of the military anyway
April 13, 2017 - 13:52
they are mostly just untreated schizos or heroin addicts
not fit for military duty at all
April 13, 2017 - 13:53
They join the Salvation Army
April 13, 2017 - 13:53
>Calling the cops for normal female driving
April 13, 2017 - 13:54