I'm a NEET. I'm an agoraphobic autistic shut in who lives with my mother. I'm in my twenties. She does the shopping, cooks, washes my clothes etc. I will never work or go into education etc. I will live like this for the forseeable future. No idea what I'll do when my mum dies in 30-40 years, probably get a carer. I get state benefits of about £700 a month.
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
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you get free money, invest in betting as your situation seem hopeless
Get a fucking job you loser
I get money, more than people I know who work full-time. Why would I get a job?
Your mom will die of shame much sooner than 30-40 years
Gud job, bonger.
Are you happy?
Luckily as an autist I don't feel shame.
Nope.
this triggers the amerifat.
im just waiting for ww3. if it doesnt happen by the time im in my mid 30s, i'ma anhero
>this is now a how would you kill yourself thread
i'd figure out how ro build a bomb then shoot myself with a rope
you're on track, sounds nice
Because that would be one less white person, and since you're on Sup Forums that means your politically active, which serves the cause of countering white demographic decline.
What is this?
Good.
I'd probably OD on morphine or use a suicide bag.
I'm in your exact situation but I earn $0.00 a month
Learn a skill you can do at home, once you get proficient enough to be confident in it, go do a course. You have so much free time, don't just be idle,don't be a nihilist make your mum and self proud.
Invest your 700 a month into a company called Athersys.
Athersys has developed a stem cell based drug that reverses a strokes damage if given up to 36 hours after it happens. Currently you have four hours to get a clot busting drug or your fucked forever, IF that works.
The stock is currently trading about $1.50 per share. If approved by FDA (and it's currently in phase 3 testing last qtr of 2017) and on the market for the proposed price of $50,000 per dose it will be in every ER in the nation. It works. The share price could be up to $300+ per share.
You would be a very rich neet autist, but you'd have to wait until about 2020 before the stock goes that high.
Stock ticker name ATHX. Athersys.
Invest now. While the getting is good. This will be like missing Microsoft or Amazon if you miss it.
People like you - weaponized.
Might be the saviors of the human race.
Good reason for you to live, user.
youre not thinking like a true autist, lad. you need to make it messy and let your body fester for months before recovery.
for the lulz
You should kill yourself.
Even a minimum-wage job can be so fucking rewarding and energizing. You can save so much money with just a minimum-wage job, assuming that someone else is covering the cost of utilities and food.
Why don't you just man up? We all did. Stop making gay excuses and eat the pain.
>agoraphobic
Take some ecstasy and see how agoraphobic you are.
CO poisoning, no doubt. Ive tried to kill myself before but my body seems to physically stop me everytime. I have bipolar disorder and I've made it this far but I just can't imagine living the rest of my life like this
I at least work 30 hrs a week... at least give them a check I mean god damn...I give them my whole check! My parents would kick me out in a second if I didn't pay rent.
I would say you are a leech on the blood of the productive and unborn, but really this is a situation created by the boomers and their parents before them. The problem is the ever increasing amount of state control over everything that has been happening since the 1900s, and now the US is on the verge of adopting the same political and economic system that is responsible for more deaths than any other.
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Thanks for the tip user
Has anybody else noticed that there's a surplus of fucking /soc/ tier life story "I'm a neet loser and will never amount to anything" posts with nothing to fucking do with anything political lately
Sage grows in all fields
Try an acid trip or do some other psychedelic like shrooms. If you still are empty, then kill yourself.
Probably but I assure you I'm not a shill. Hillary Clinton is a top class cunt.
whats your actual diagnosis user?
i would look into investing it as others have said, but I know dwp can be funny once you have savings
Discuss hillary clinton or move your pussybelching to /r9k/.
you're just not commited. every time i tried to kill myself i didnt. its because you dont want to die
Asperger's/Autism
Depression
Generalised Anxiety Disorder
Sociopathic tendencies
I haven't ever tried. If I decided to, I wouldn't fail. I'd OD on morphine/heroin with a bag on my head just to be sure.
>Sloppa John
Are you just going to ignore my post about Athersys (ATHX) investing?
I wasn't joking nor mocking you. I'm offering you a way out of your dead end.
Learn to do things by yourself, it'll make you feel more independant, for the aghoraphobia you'll need to force yourself to go out in public, even if all you do is walk around in a store for a few minutes or say thanks after checking out at the cashier.
If you can try to see a psychiatrist.
Working out and going for walks will help increase your confidence. Seriously get some weights, you'll feel better physically and mentally.
Im not saying you'll ever be 100 percent normal, but why not try and see how you feel.
Find a hooker, pay her money, and have sex with her.
well I am very likely HFA (misdiagnosed as dyspraxia) and suffer from anxiety/depression. no sociopathic tendancies however, and you've probably got it much worse, not saying you don't.
But you should try getting a job or volunteering. Would help you massively. Good luck.
it's alot different when you step up. you get to thinking what its actually like to be dead. i spent hours staring at my wrists and a razor. sliced half way and called an ambulance right after.
we're all just cowards on the inside. no matter what race/faith you happen to be. all humans are trash, thats the final redpill
>the black pill
>Why shouldn't I kill myself?
Because you'll miss the happenings.
Also good vidyas and TV shows are gonna come out.
Also lots of great books you haven't read.
FWIW, I work as a contractor (partly remotely), and I pretty much have the NEET life. I'm mildly autistic and don't enjoy socializing (and I'm not good at it).
Getting my own place and making my own money made me stop wanting to kms. Also, working out. And being able to afford going on hikes. I wish I could have a dog though.
You should do that. You're in britland, seems like it's much easier to get training to get a job over there. Some trade job maybe.
I bet agoraphobia is BS BTW. I thought I had that but turns out I was just being a wuss and depressed. Outside is full of people and most people are dicks. Not really though, but kind of when you're autistic. Just something you gotta deal with heh.
Most people live to socialize. It's easy to get lost if that's no motivation for you. But first step is to get a job and get a place. Otherwise the shame gets to you. You won't feel like doing anything with your life until you feel like you have some control over it.
Fucking loser. Go kill yourself.
t. wagecuck
Kys you pathetic piece of shit. Your Mom and other People are breaking their backs to pay for pathetic fucks, like you, and all you do is browse Sup Forums and jackoff. I can see why your father left. Also, you don't make more than a full time worker you broke fuck.
>wtf I love socialism now
How have you not joined the military you fat shit? Kill yourself
Same here OP. No need to feel shame about it, however. Being NEET is the true Sup Forums way of life. If you can look at what is becoming of your society, what the state is doing to your country and your people, and still go out and work and pay taxes, you are a cuck.
you probably should kill yourself
sounds like a miserable existance tbqhm8
How the fuck does your mom allow you to be in your 20's at home not doing anything and she still provides for you and everything. My mom told me to get the fuck out when I was 18
Actually we left my father and I pay for everything...
I provide for her. I make more than her.
Are you going to fucking invest in Athersys (ATHX) OR NOT?
You make more money from her by getting money from the state?
Because it would upset your mother.
Get a job and you'll have enough money to move out after a couple months.
your mom sounds like a real cunt
Yes. She has debt, so I pay for groceries and utilities so I end up with more than her.
I don't know, but I might, someone appreciates it user.
why should you ? you achieved the dream
She is. I hate my mom
Why would I take investment tips off Sup Forums? It's probably a Ponzi scheme.
>I get state benefits of about £700 a month.
Dude, why the fuck don't you just get a job? How the hell do you sit around all day doing nothing? That would drive me insane honestly I couldn't just do nothing all day
t. normie
I lold IRL
>why shouldn't I kill myself?
You should. You have nothing to live for, just end your pathetic life already
There's nothing to be proud about sitting around all day just taking benefits from the state you might as well be a fucking donut
What a coinkidink because I'm an Anglophilic Chad
What a worthless piece of shit you will be if you can't even use Google for the most basic due diligence on an investment.
Missing out on ATHX will be the biggest mistake and regret of your life.
I watch TV series and read shit fantasy books. All day, every day. Usually in the dark. I sleep during the day. Rarely see anyone.
It does drive me insane. I've been living like this (consciously that I remember) for about 10 years. The alternative is what, being a drone and paying taxes and shit? I'd rather die.
I suppose that might trigger someone who is capable of giving a shit.
Then ask /biz/ about it. You have tools to help yourself right here nerd. You have /adv/, /diy/ and /fit/ to help you improve faggot. You need discipline. Start cracking the whip and push yourself to move, if you stop moving then you lose all the momentum you worked hard to maintain. Plus there's tons of free self help audiobooks on YouTube, as well as The Gutenberg project, that has hundreds of online books all of it free.
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10 fucking years of just straight up doing fucking nothing. Holy shit dude, you've experienced nothing in life. This is pathetic man. Your whole existence is just being a fucking vegetable reading and watching tv.
You are barely even sentient. Your problem is that you don't want to change. That's why you should just end it. You have no desire or motivation to change your shitty situation. Does your mom ever ask you to change your life?
why don't you work on yourself and find things you can enjoy
teach yourself things, focus on pursuing things for the sake of it
work on leaving the house
i don't see anything wrong with suicide, but there's plenty of things you can do
practice meditation and mindfulness, it will help you separate your feelings from your experiences and maybe you could get out of the house
you should live and try to learn to appreciate your life because you're going to die anyway why not try immersing yourself in life first
i mean really you're afraid to leave the house but not to die? what's the worst that could happen if you leave the house? you getting exactly what you want?
Do you have any investing tip user? I've never put money into stocks before.
I have multiple autoimmune diseases and fried my brain on antidepressants. I still have the autism. Many such cases.
Didn't move out and get a job until I was 24. You can get out of this if you really want to. I knew I had changed when I started browsing Sup Forums more than I did Sup Forums
have you tried putting away all forms of mindless entertainment surrounding yourself with books you can learn other things from and notebooks to try writing if you want fantasy?
You're spot on. And no, she doesn't. I have siblings and she just became a grandma so she's content.
If you want a painless way to die, mb you can get some drug and do so
Sad!
What drug? I can get pretty much anything on the dark net and used to think I'd OD on heroin with a bag on my head or while sitting on a bridge so I'd fall off, but apparently it converts to morphine so it's more efficient to just OD on morphine.
>implying /biz/ isn't full of pump and dump schemes
Don't fall for the penny stock meme. If you want to invest, go buy some shares of SPY. You don't need to know shit about investing to make money off of an index fund.
>practice meditation and mindfulness, it will help you separate your feelings from your experiences and maybe you could get out of the house
What would you suggest? I try meditating but I just lay there and want to get up because I can't stand being unoccupied in reality.
or what about learning an instrument? any kind of art?
how are your eating habits? diet and exercise can make a huge difference in your mood, force yourself to exercise you'll feel better
lack of vitamin d adds to depression you need more sunlight, do you have any outdoor space? you could start gardening, you'll be outside, and being around plants is healthy
could learn to cook and feed yourself and clean too
Mb benzo with EtOH or opioid. Dunno where you can get benzo tho since I don't know how British healthcare system works.
im NEET too. i get around $1300 a month in benefits and last year the government paid out over $200k in my medicine. I'm currently shopping for a new VR machine and gonna rebuild this one as a 4k multimedia pc for my room. im not all leech though since my parents charge $600 a month for rent.
To be honest, part of life is the adventure of making life better. Youve got time and money, take the necessary steps to make your life better. I guarantee IT will get better (see what I did there?).
What else you got to lose?
You're young. In 30-40 years your curent (they will leave you) friends will make far more than you do now. You will be SOL, homeless, and smell bad.
t. normie
Dude you really should either set a goal and try to achieve it or just kill yourself.
Be honest, do you really not care, or are you just depressed with your current situation so you pretend not to care?
The least you can do is try and make memes to save the white race. Even if you're the lowest form of it.
You probably could get some kind of job though. Agoraphobia is something most people can work through.
Pro tip: you aren't agoraphobic or autistic, you have social anxiety like most everybody other human being on this planet. You're just a pussy and can't handle it
Is tbis u?
Because niggers
i mostly do third eye meditation, learned it from a woman i was with, it sounds simple but it's harder than that so don't get discouraged
close your eyes and focus on the area your third eye is located (above and between your eyes, you can look at it to make it easier but it feels messed up) and focus until you feel pressure focused in a single spot
focus on that spot and feeling the pressure build (you might get a headache before you get it down, it feels weird) then imagine that spot opening up
do it right and you'll feel euphoric and then whatever comes with it, you'll know when you get it
I don't have friends or interact beyond my mother. I'm considering becoming an alcoholic.
This, most likely. Get out there and sink or swim. You'll probably swim better than most for real.
Get up early tomorrow and make your mom breakfast.
Skim the eggs and make a benedict, lightly whisked with a dash of french mustard seed and some crushed pepper.
Blanch a few slices of smoked ham, and serve on toasted soda bread, that you made yourself.
When she gets home from work, take her for a walk and ask her about her family.
Then kill yourself.