Okay so memes and jokes 100% aside...

Okay so memes and jokes 100% aside, you don't actually believe we're all going to die from nuclear hellfire because of fucking NK of all countries, do you?

Okay so memes and jokes 100% aside, your waifu isn't actually that trash in the OP pic, is it?

That's just happening fags.

Stop being a fucking pussy

Nope.

No. My waifu and datteru are both men. Now answer my question.

Not cuz north Korea. Think of it like this, when I was a kid, like preschool, elementary school, stuff like that, when I got into an argument with someone it would eventually dissolve to "my big brother is going to beat you up" then " well my big brother is bigger than your big brother so he is going to beat your big brother up" and our big Brothers didn't actually do shit cuz they didn't want to get into random fights. Well now one of the kids fucked up, and one of the big Brothers is after him, and now they are calling in their big brother and right now the two are kind of staring each other down to see if one backs down or if they are going to fight.

One of the kids is South Korea, with the USA as a big brother.

The other is North Korea, with China as a big brother.

Not even China gives a shit about NK anymore tho

Does that make any sense?

Maybe.

Okay so memes and jokes 100% aside, we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes.

Yeah pretty much. And now the kid is doing the helicopter thing with its arms and is hoping the other big brother doesn't realize that A) his shit is weak, and B) big brother is stronger than kid.

fuck off adelaide

MOAB codes are fine though.

>adelaide
You fucking what? Do you or not?

>posting worst girl

Also why the hell would you think NK is a threat when every missile they fire goes PLOF in the water and fucking dies? The country that still uses biplanes and rusty soviet subs. Jesus fucking christ, our military could take them on, ffs.

They are a fucking joke.

You heard me shitter, back to your containment thread

and
>implying the UK will die
eternal anglo is the true roach
they try to kill us, we have nukes hidden across the globe ready to strike back at anyone, effectively turning the entire country into a martyrdom

BOPE are pretty hardcore fuckers arent they?

but of course NK is a joke compared to literally every military unit that ever existed

>Umi
>Anything other than shit
I more than believe they're a joke. But most of this board is screaming WW3 and Ids Habbiding and honestly, NK is such a shit tier country that if they ever did attempt to nuke anything they'd just end up nuking themselves or the Indian Ocean.

I'm just sick of these WW3 threads being spammed is all.

You're damn right they are, mate.

That's Nozomi, you cuck.

No but I wish we were

NK nukes are Hiroshima size at most. If by some complete miracle they successfully delivered and detonated one above an American city it'd kill a few tens of thousands of people at most. Meanwhile we could completely glass Pyongyang with a single bomb.

Oh, my bad. They look too much alike. But my non-greentexted words still stand though.