/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SLOW IT DOWN EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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First for CHECK YO KEYS

>You guys can collect those shell casings as well
so casual.

Dumping fresh pics

male blacks bow to the Roberts

in contact with FBI,

rumoured to employ psychic operatives,

control Chicongo with an iron fist,

own castles and banks all along the lake downtown,

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line that started the last Day of the Flame in Chicongo

will bankroll the first civilization in Detroit in decades (Robertsville will be be the first suburb),

own basically every crime fighting research facility in the Midwest,

first designer babies will be Roberts,

Roberts said to have 200+ IQ

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Still funny. Still fresh!

Oooh, that's a good one.

Didn't see any Roberts. Little disappointed.

quick rundown of the night so far for new Roberts

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Except niggers.

Transporting one in
Boyfriend possibly on drugs

I hate that I had to brick the resolution. I don't know how to do that on mobile so I just run them through an app that does it for me. I think it makes them too shitty though.

Fullerton and western eh? Go to the movie theatre just north of you. Youll see what multiculturism has done to the cineplex.

Fairly quiet night. Hoping the weather is warmer this weekend. Saturday is forecast to be in the 80s.

Haha, took that one fast because I wanted to get the train the the background. Glad you can still read the graffiti.

Didn't male black break into that hardware store the other night?

>FEMALE BLACK
oh shit

shots fired MF'er

It's an arcade bar, I think they just use the old sign from the previous occupants, not sure. Cool bar. A E S T H E T I C sign.

I haven't been to a movie in years. What's it like.

>the usual caller
kek

>The usual caller

ANONYMOUS!

I'm done making edits tonight, but I'm gonna fugg these up for tomorrow night's threads for sure.
Thanks

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It's normal, just checking for niggerprints for patterns.

eister avenue

Electric Avenue

>pushing around a blind man
I fucking hate niggers.

>INTOXICATED MALE
>BLACK
>PUSHING AROUND A BLIND MAN

pushing around a blind man..wtf

Pushing around a blind man. Savages in this town. Bunch of little bitches to pick on the weak and infirm.

you got it before me lol
The stupid captcha made me do it 5 times thing is annoying

Did she just say 8 year old hasn't been seen in a month?

They could arrest the perp, but I'd rather they just shoot him.

All good. We all hate niggers senpai

I believe so. Last time it was a week. New high score.

>donating to CPD

Lmao the boot licking is real.

Found the nigger.

Male black detected

Yeee, I figured a couple would work well.

Dude slumped over steering wheel..
Drunk or Dead? hmmm

Nah not even just not a boot licker. Know more about cops than anyone in this thread tho since I grew up with em.

Oink oink

Roll even
>dead
Roll odds
>intoxicated/passed out

You should go to Chicago and show 'em how it's done, then.

The Apache Hotel makes it's second appearance this season on CPD. I already had the image saved.

That's a nice opinion you've got. Thanks for letting us all know your opinions are not based on anything but actual memetic attacks against the people that stop blind people from getting smacked around.

I live here dingle. Been here since for the laquan shooting. Fuck van dyke and CPD. Can't wait for the next one pig to get got

If you are arguing that police are a deterrent id slap you for being retarded.

Deterrence is a myth. My evidence: Chicago

Isn't there some sort of revolver that can fire a 410 shotgun shell? Taurus, something like that? Because I would straight-up load that motherfucker right up with a full load of 410 bearshot. Okay, maybe a few 410 deer slugs, but mostly bearshot. Because when you want to clear a crowd, you should go with the very best.

That looks like a /c/omfy /c/rack den

Here's my local luxury abode

The visible neck beard, the mother in the mirror taking the picture, this is art!

>t. Tyrone

Stop talking guns fellow maple faggot. Your making us all sound retarded.

Correct.
taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=199&category=revolver
youtube.com/watch?v=GE7e2VAEzEo&t=502s

Black people are amazing.

youtube.com/watch?v=BMW9GEy8iZQ

looks comfy for a 17.

Of course it's not deterrence, they stop the literal act. Niggas are niggas and you need to get some of them taken off the streets, whether they're in chains or bodybags not mattering at all. If you don't, you get Critical Nigga Mass.

Except .410 revolvers do exist. IDK about bear shot though. Is that a Canadian thing or just retarded?

> in hotel selling amphetamines extremely violent

The Ocean detected

>shooting a thief
>Toxicology reports later revealed that McDonald had PCP in his blood and urine
I don't see the problem.

Looks haunted!

And now a call at the Apache's neighbor, the Diplomat. You too can be the representative of your community by selling crack in the parking lot!

I have a 2-shot derringer that shoots .45 or .410. I load it with 2 000 .410, and carry a couple extra in that tiny pocket that people don't use for watches anymore.

Pocket-sized double-barrel seems reasonable.

>tfw I thought this was a serious question until the "bearshot" part

Anyone can stop an act of violence.
Cops are useless. They do nothing nor do they add value to the community.

No one is safer here because of increased police patrols.

Wanna be useful? Be an EMT or a fire fighter. Then you can actually save someone unlike pigs

Yes, there's. 12ga revolver also...lurk /k/ Moar or actually own guns before you talk about them again. Just to do us syrupfags a favour.

I can't imagine being CPD. Imagine living in a stream of constant shit all day, every day. Even on their off days it's still on their mind. Fug.

FRESH OC

That Robert power up noise in the background

Didi anyone else just hear a sound from the windows XP pinball game or am i insane?

I don't have the tan for that...

Did anyone else hear a soundeffect from the Windows XP pinball game?

>That Robert power up noise in the background
Just as I posted my robertcop OC too. Fuckin techy as fugg.

They shot a kid 16 who was armed with nothing more than a small knife. Who was I might add more than entire lens distance away from any police officers.

Fuck outa here. Van dyke is going to jail for murder as he should after his next trial and I can not wait.

Lane*

>fellow maple
I highly doubt I have anything in common with you, candyass. Let me guess: you're some faggot snowflake from Toronto or Vancouver who thinks that diversity is a good idea.

>lisa said her drunk girlfriend bit her
>loud motion in the background

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body removal?! Aww

Still my fave PC pinball game.

You do know how quickly a person can close the gap while wielding a knife right? At some distances quicker than the average person can draw their weapon. Doesn't matter if the kid was 16 or 61, shouldn't have been acting like a nigger

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Faggot

>what's the name of the deceased!!??? Wtf

21 foot rule.

You have rankings on PC pinball games?

I'm an east coast bushfag you're probably a dirty Hongcouver smack addict right?

So...you're listening to this feed and deciding that cops are the problem?

49 white male
Natural Causes.

Post your glock Marcus.

Now I know what they do with the computers in their cars.

>Natural Causes.
Does getting killed by a nigger count as natural causes in Chicago?

A person with a knife is a deadly threat anywhere within 20 feet.

>muh 16-year-old innocent baby
>He had school suspensions, expulsions, truancies and drug possession arrests and was in and out of juvenile detention
>police were called to investigate McDonald at 4100 South Pulaski Road responding to reports that he was carrying a knife[9][12] and breaking into vehicles in a trucking yard at 41st Street and Kildare Avenue.[22][23] When officers confronted McDonald, he used a knife with a 3-inch blade to slice the tire on a patrol vehicle and damage its windshield.[23][24] McDonald walked away from police after numerous verbal instructions from officers to drop the knife
>Toxicology reports later revealed that McDonald had PCP in his blood and urine
That cop should have got a bonus, not a jail cell.

You don't? Virtual Pinball is comfy as fuck. The modern sims are much better technologically, and even contemporaries of Space Cadet (including the full version you could buy retail, not the one that shipped with windows) all have qualities that recommend them, but Space Cadet Windows version was a constant companion for years. I have a win98SE retrobox, and I still play that shit.

Bad taste in disdain for government authorities, good taste in video gays

>Bad taste in disdain for government authorities
wat?

Living in Shitcago made him lose his will to live entirely. Or maybe it was the Blackcocks losing.

But look at his little nignog face, ne'er mind what he did

Buckshot is double-ought, and .bearshot is triple-ought, meaning that there are fewer pellets but that they are heavier. It is a real thing, and not some Canuckistani trickery. It would never be legal in Canada, of course, but it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, or that I don't want it.

man..it's almost 3am. I need to sleep, but this is so exciting listening to this lol.

But I assume since it's Chicago, this is just a regular Thursday night?
The weekends must be a fucking wild!

Oop, fuck, my b. Wrong guy, both of your IDs were blue and I'm a retard.
Flat out good taste in video gays

If anyone wants space cadet.
mega.nz/#F!yYFnQJza!2lmvmnhbXuzxHtCtkN7HUA
Feel free to run it through virustotal, its clean.

Saturday - clear skies and 80 degrees. It should be a circus out there!

Now your faggot ass is saying I can't buy 3-0 BUCK at Canadian tire??? What about SG? Or SGS?

Oh, that RPing nigga. We coo, we coo.

MUHBABYDIDNDUNUFFINHEWUZBOUT2TURNHIMSLYFEAROUND2GO2COLLEGEAFTERCHURCHDEMPROGRAMS

The weather is getting warmer. we're down to 14:39 on the murder clock, and it's only going to get crazier. Stay a while, and listen!