Hello my Australian friends How are you today? Enjoying your long Easter weekend? I surely am. Today it is rather cold in Melbourne, but that's a good thing as educated people live in Melbourne and bogans and tradies live everywhere else.
Anyway, time for some news, mates:
>metadata retention has officially begun - time to buy a VPN chums
>Despite interest rates sitting at record low levels, one-third of Australian borrowers have not built up a repayment buffer, or are less than one month ahead on their home loan repayments
Well lads We're all screwed. Anybody here actually own a home/have a mortgage? Tell me, a poor fag all about it.
Daily reminder the Kirralee Smith is /ourgirl/ and Hanson is a LNP loving ginger.
Blake Powell
Easter?
Luke James
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Kayden Perez
Melbourne is the cuck capital of Aus. Melbourne is like England, Cold rainy shit hole full of faggots.
Cameron Stewart
Yes my friend, that holiday were we eat chocolate eggs or some shit.
Eating chocolate eggs and shit all week end. Gonna be delicious I suppose.
Much better than taking ice.
Joshua Diaz
>cold >rainy It's perfect. The weather reminds me of the motherland.
How does it feel to live in the desolate wasteland areas of Australia, like QLD?
Connor Parker
American, you're a soft cunt. I think I saw you in my 600lb life. Why can't you control your eating? Fat people don't exist anywhere else in the world like they do in America - it is truly stupendous.
Leo Parker
I live at sunny Lake Macquarie NSW
Austin King
Newcastle then? The place where you dig dirty black coal out of the ground and sell it to the Chinese? Surely you've got other businesses there? Here in Melbourne, we have many fine cafe's - unlike Newcastle bogans who only eat meat pies.
Julian Moore
Come on, Ausfriends, let us keep this bumped for enlightening discussion.
Lucas Phillips
You have the Apex niggers running riot in your cafe's
Logan Morales
Who else on the grog here? Jamea boags premium
Michael Murphy
The nice Sudanese? They're not all criminals, friend. You have been reading too much racist media. Most of the Sudanese that my wife is friends with really enjoy their new country. She tells me they especially like the white women. They're not racists - unlike you!
Kevin Martin
I had a 4 day goon binge and feel pretty shit today. Should I hit it up again just to be a sick cunt? (Literally and figuratively)
Grayson Bell
...
Jonathan Perry
tfw you have to work today
Grayson Perez
Just put the home brew on ice.
Jonathan Watson
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Kevin Gray
This makes me ashamed to live in Melbourne. We're supposed to be more tolerant! What will my wifes Sudanese friends say?
Hudson Rivera
Melbourne was great until (((they))) filled it with third-worlders.
I like the continental weather desu
Samuel Johnson
tooheys new tinnies got'em because they were $10 cheaper then vb
but it's ok because i've got no food at my place so i'm gonna go down the pub for a steak or a parmy and have a few schooies of the good stuff
digits decide whether i have a parmy or steak
Ryan Ross
Ah yes, the weather is fantastic here. Also, third worlders is a meme. We're still majority white here.
Sydney is far worse. It's basically Chinese. Not to mention the Western suburbs.
Andrew Powell
Tell her to move to Lake Mac.. no niggers here.
Isaiah Williams
i thought you were sober, your op is more formal kek
just ask yourself, wwjd?
Jayden Price
>Today it is rather cold in Melbourne fuck off soft cunt, 18 is shorts and t-shirt weather
Nathaniel Robinson
The footy is on lads. Muzzie team is playing.
Brayden Brooks
>We're still majority white here Where is 'here'? On the odd occasion I take the train in from Geelong (which actually still is a white city) it gets drenched with diversity as soon as it hits Wyndham.
Carter Hill
My typing will become more retarded and aggressive the drunker I get.
Kayden Martin
inb4 the local IGA starts flogging meth eggs to kill two birds with one stone
Mason Gutierrez
Newcastle is shit tier.
It's at least 17 in Dandenong, friend. Chilly. I'm a QLD native so I'm adjusted to the blazing heat and humidity of FNQ.
Easton Long
if you get your ice wet won't it make it difficult to smoke?
Chase Peterson
While I admit it is around 40 percent foreign. It's still at least 60 percent white. Still counts as a white majority.
Also the fact that the foreigners aren't a homogeneous group means they're divided. Whites reign supreme and are united.
Zachary Reyes
I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinese resorted to this to import their meth into the country.
When will we do something about the Ice problem? Tweakers are subhuman. Marijuana is the true intellectual substance.
Alexander Clark
He can always do an anal enema. His favorite method. His dad told me.
Elijah Hernandez
>It's at least 17 in Dandenong, friend. Chilly. 18 next door in keysborough, feels comfy desu
Daniel Walker
50 k's from newcastle
Daniel Garcia
>Anybody here actually own a home/have a mortgage? got the money for one but waiting for july when stamp duty fucks off so i can save $10k or whatever
Nolan Bailey
What the fuck is a Keysborough?
Shit tier
Robert Perez
Can you buy me a house as well?
Aiden Moore
that gives me wood
Lucas Fisher
haze/10
Evan Lewis
>stamp duty fucks off, saving you $10k >house prices mysteriously increase by $10k
Owen Gray
>not brewing your own Begyous?
Kayden White
speaking of tweakers, the filthy things next door to me went down to the disabled bloke a couple of doors down and asked if they could burrow some change for 'milk and bread', having cerebral palsy the bloke handed over his coin jar (only money he had) and the slut emptied the whole lot into her shirt about $40
putrid cunts
Adrian Ward
>Marijuana is the true intellectual substance Independence from mind-altering drugs is the true intellectual substance. Alcohol, caffeine and sugar are included in that too.
Nathan Russell
a slightly-less-shit hole next to dandenong
nah cunt
Matthew Ross
Making your own moon shine liquor is a bogan activity. Real Melbourne men drink microcraftbrews made with the vaginal yeast of a Melbourne hipster slut.
Ryan Phillips
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Brody Rodriguez
by more than that desu, another million chinks will have landed before then with commie money to launder through housing
Nathan Sullivan
Surely you were offended by such a crass display and you beat them up and retrieved the nice mans money?
Sobriety is fucking shit.
You don't have a plaza or a market. You're shit tier!
Please
Angel Stewart
If this government banned foreign "investors" I mean money launders, the housing bubble would deflate faster than 's moms fat tits.
Logan Collins
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL. Why threaten me to become a swede, mate.
Henry Nelson
>Sobriety is fucking shit. Perhaps if you don't have a decent exercise regime
Jaxson Barnes
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Leo Kelly
>the exercising jew You're just doing it for the dopamine rushes, you junkie fuck.
Caleb Morris
i only found out today and they have'nt been back since it happened, i knew something was up last night when i got home from work and there was no lights on and no noise
his career is fucking pissed, she's known the male junkie since he was a kid and knows what a piece of shit he is
if they see her car out front they won't come back while she's here
Thomas Hill
>21 attempts at a joke keep trying, you can do it!
Justin Wilson
What cunt Did you must add 2 more people to your story?
Kayden Collins
This is an AUS/pol/ thread. Fuck off Sadiq Khan.
Mason Parker
>If this government banned foreign "investors" I mean money launders They all own half a dozen investment properties each so they're not going to vote for financial suicide. Hence why even the Liberals pull out the racism card whenever opponents of skilled immigration rear their heads, despite the face they (rightly) couldn't give a shit about shitskins on fishing boats.
Adrian Foster
Does anyone want to live on an empty block of bush land with me?
After buying the land I will only be able to afford a tent, but I hope to upgrade to a caravan or shipping container in time.
Thomas Sanchez
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Josiah Torres
can't you score a caravan cheap on scumtree or egay?
Oliver Thompson
Not to mention these cunts leave their investment homes empty and don't rent them out, driving rental prices up higher.
FFS. This country is fucked up. Why is the government so intent on fucking over the young natives? (Not the abbos).
Angel Long
It's the patrician's addiction. It forces you to maintain positive structural changes to your life to continue enjoying it, unlike coffee, beer, chocolate, weed, ice, etc.
Charles Bailey
no sorry, the tweakers are a couple, and the disabled bloke has a career because he lives by himself
William Taylor
is for also my runners and shorts are Japanese so the Jews don't even profit from it
Zachary Barnes
FUCK OFF WE'RE FUCKING FULL
Ayden Nguyen
i've been seriously considering the shipping container on a block of land for a while now, problem is, if you want get water/power hooked up from the mains, it can cost a fortune depending on who you know and how bent the local council is
Jacob Johnson
sup cobbers?
Chase Smith
>tfw two couples between 24-26 who have gotten married in the last 2 months >know 2 more getting married later this year >all 4 couples dont want to have kids for various different reasons How do we reverse this? People are still getting married but wont breed. Gives government an excuse to import shitskins
Carson Martin
ok faggots NRL or GAYFL
Jason White
>Gives government an excuse to import shitskins Mass immigration is decoupled from birthrates at this point. We'd still need more >diversity and growth even if the average woman was shitting out 3 kids
Thomas Reyes
switch their birth control with tic tacs
Lucas Powell
not much septic
Juan Brown
No you need to go off the grid for power and other services. This is not just cheaper but better anyway because you are more independent and not reliant on the system which could collapse in the future.
>score a caravan cheap Yeah but it needs to be leak-proof and in good enough condition to tow out to the middle of nowhere. You are looking at $5000 minimum.
Luis Mitchell
Fuck off we're full.
Ryder Long
Take a look at prefab houses m8ey
Engaged with a female infant on the way. Convince the women that babies are cute.
None they're both equally trash.
Mason Murphy
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Noah Robinson
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Camden Bennett
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Noah Cook
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Henry Powell
What was your ATAR/TER lads? 98 reporting in.
Landon Harris
Do Aussies really hate England, or is it just banter?
Ayden Foster
Fuck you Australia Your shitposting skills is a meme Leafs are better (worse) shitposters than you
Elijah Baker
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
Brayden Moore
Caring about that is the sign of immaturity m8.
Grow up a bit before you post here again.
Aiden Young
Fight me cunt
John Gomez
Na don't hate poms. hate the royal family tho.
Sebastian Clark
Sorry for saying this aussies it's just that meanposting makes my blood go fast
Owen Lopez
roll yourself in flour so i can find your wet spot cunt
Cooper Butler
stfu moit
Matthew Hall
Mate, when I even cared about that shit, it was UAI. Stop being a little faggot.
Brody Rivera
melanin enriched people are always quick to anger
Evan Rodriguez
Anyone else at the Marxism conference ?
Matthew Barnes
Alright fair enough.
What about Scotland?
Owen Gonzalez
>ok faggots NRL or GAYFL
ping pong.
Matthew Wright
LAS FALKLANDS A S
F A L K L A N D S
Gabriel Peterson
posters for that shit was all over CBR last year. where is it this year?
