Who /excitedfortheinevitablebreakupoftheUnitedKingdom/ here?
Lincoln Green
These threads have turned into genuine cancer
Kill yourselves
Austin Green
Stop leaving washing machines on country lanes.
Tyler Mitchell
You first, cockroach.
Jaxon Morris
Big Issue, you say?
Jonathan Nelson
TUNNOCKS TEA CAKES DESU
Jason Lewis
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Kayden Allen
Did they eat the skinny one?
Isaac Wilson
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Adrian Cook
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Eli Brown
BTFO! Reminder that we are literally North Korea tier.
Joseph Green
Middle one looks like a tranny.
Right one doesn't look a tranny but that's not saying much.
Lincoln Hernandez
>Right one doesn't look a tranny
t. obese 'woman' without any knees.
Sebastian Murphy
It doesn't look that ruined. Just put a roof on it and use it again.
Juan Anderson
>use it again
Carson Hall
I'm 19 but my parents still drown me in chocolate eggs at Easter. I feel like a child but I also like chocolate.
Wyatt Edwards
>I feel like a child
That's because you are, anime poster.
Blake Johnson
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Benjamin Ward
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Jordan Morgan
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Xavier Jenkins
Why are you just spamming pictures?
Eli Wilson
Cultural input to the thread
Xavier Edwards
That is Liverpool
Hudson Price
Indeed. It's Cilla Black, the statue.
David Smith
Surprised she's still got her arms 2bh with the weekend drunks swinging off them
Luke Howard
>tfw boyfriend comes over, lies on the sofa and beckons you to come snuggle while you both watch broke back mountain and kiss
I love this ;-;
John Hill
Did you put your willy up his chufter m8?
Hudson Bennett
No he's the dominant one
Hudson Walker
This. Mods need to purge these threads for a while and only let them come back once they've stopped being /Brit/ lite.
Jaxson Young
>comments on Owen Jones' latest article closed after 40 minutes
Reeeeeee why is this prick so scared of a dissenting opinion
Josiah James
>meme-hating the French Fucking retarded. Worst thing about Bongs.
Aiden Miller
Fuck off retard.
Aiden Roberts
>meme-hating
Stupid yank.
Christian Bennett
You only pretend to hate them because your ancestral homeland is getting packed with Nigerians and you aren't allowed to even complain.
Landon Scott
>Worst thing about Bongs.
You missed ladies day at Aintree, didn't you?
Gavin Carter
>implying france isn't
>america talking about countries getting packed with blacks
Angel Sanders
>Europe
Ryan Sanders
Ah yes, the so-called """conservative""" party.
The fuck is wrong with these mongs? They have licence to implement pretty much any legislation they like because of Labour's freefall and they STILL act like Blue Labour.
Carter Barnes
Was Bowden a gay?
Grayson Morris
>pretend
It isn't pretend you stupid spic. There's genuine animosity, just not outright hate. It isn't a coincidence that anglo-saxon is used as an insult over there.
Carson Cooper
>Manchester > Carillion has been selected to deliver the Owen's Park redevelopment, which will start construction in the summer.
I personally think the most important thing for the legal system is simply to remove bad people from society, regardless of what condition they are then kept in. Penal colonies really are a dream, in this view. You can just ship all your bad folk away and forget about them. And this leaves the good folk free to create good society.
In this sense, a proper prison sentence would basically result in the loss of your citizenship, and you could be dumped somewhere geographically isolated with the other prisoners; perhaps free to form their own civilisation. You could select a county of England or Scotland to be this new prison-territory, where we dump our convicts. Wall it off and keep them there.
Blake Torres
I've got an interview for a job in Kensington. *dabs forehead*
Dylan Flores
Anyone seen this show Just tattoo of us ? It's where people from geordie shore etc I.e degenerates Get to tattoo each other
Eli Gomez
Hello fellow wagies with the day off
Easton Thompson
Hi mate. Any plans for the day?
Nathan Hall
Well I'm going to have some British apples for breakfast. Order some history books and a dyson Hoover online. Clean up. Some other stuff.
Carson Scott
I'm 23 and I still get a few eggs from my parents, and go to my grandparents at easter to get more chocolate
No shame.
Anthony Peterson
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Luke Lee
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Aaron Clark
>Tesco is starving my autistic five-year-old daughter, claims mother as store discontinues the potato alphabet shapes that are the only thing little Ruby will eat.
>Mrs Passey said the family have only four bags of the frozen potato bites left, she said Ruby is noticeably anxious and struggling to even drink enough fluids. >The mother of two from Rugeley, Staffordshire, said: 'She would rather starve than eat anything else. 'Her condition means that she doesn't like change. >'It has to be the Tesco's own brand potato alphabet shapes. If they smell different, are different sizes, are a different colour, she just won't eat them.'
Child >dressed well >nice natural hair >fresh-faced
Woman >fat >bitch makeup >angry expression
Jackson Diaz
>stay at home mother >or 'carer' because the child has tism >has all day to cook and shit >instead raises child on shit out a box >nuggets and reconstituted potato based foods >can't bread some breasts and bake them >can't boil or steam some new potatoes and toss them in herby butter
If she didn't feed her kid shit, then she wouldn't know the shit existed and would be eating a healthy varied diet.
Lazy fat faced cunt.
Adam Jenkins
Indeed, people like that should be gassed or sent to the workhouse.
Henry Gonzalez
Being gay is so much easier than being straight
Girls are mean and they will always be aliens to me
Men actually like that I'm submissive and weak
Jacob Lee
Lads, Scotfag here.
I've got a choice of SNP, Lab, Lib, Con and Independents. What do I go for in the council elections? Ballot paper just arrived.
Nolan Barnes
Depends entirely on your political leanings doesn't it?
Ryan Baker
Christ what a shit choice
Logan Sullivan
When will Mercia become independent?
Jason Ward
Soon.
Andrew Evans
Yes lad. The big cities can fuck off and get nuked though.
Justin Collins
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Adrian Myers
Came across libertarian socialism and I think I may finally have found my ideology.
Chase Green
Lads i'm not being funny but there is literally nothing on my council website about whos running for local councillor jobs. Theres not even any maps or information regarding ward boundaries.
I have no idea who my candidates are, nor is there a way i can find out.
Tyler Thompson
Douglas Carswell spotted
Isaiah Brown
Conservative is the best "fuck you" to SNP.
Jack Ward
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Jose Gomez
I seriously hope you're not this guy
Tyler Richardson
To be honest I've not really looked in any depth yet, I just came across this bloke and thought eh looked like a pretty cool guy.
Is he well-known? I just want a small but powerful government desu.
Adrian Myers
Fucking hell mate don't be dense
She's a woman and that's all you need to know
Women can't do prisons, they can't do defence, they can't do fucking anything properly
Angel Reed
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Andrew Evans
There's no such thing as a "small but powerful state". It's either-or.
Kevin Nguyen
looks like temple of time from zelda
Kayden Roberts
Which just goes to show Henry VIII was truly the Ganondorf of England. Even down to stealing a God's power.
Luis Gutierrez
Been NEET for 4 months and run out of money.
What job shall I look for?
John Reed
Don't vote conservative
They want to cut the NHS
Vote SNP they will make sure the NHS is not cut
Landon Young
I went out yesterday for a drink and after leaving the pub on the way to the station (4 minute walk) 3 different niggers offered to sell me drugs. They were nice and polite too, probably their drugs were top quality also.
David Price
Our churches are a lot like that Young boys go in, but men come out
William Cox
what did you do 4 months ago?
Ryan Wilson
Ah, I remember been 16 and flip flopping through kewl sounding political ideologies I found on Wikipedia every couples of weeks too. We all go though that phase. You'll grow out of it.
Lincoln Morris
I've never met a single Christian who wasn't a cuck
Xavier Lopez
It must be done to reduce the deficit unfortunately. If Labour had their way they'd keep spending more and more until our entire budget is just interest repayments.
Christopher Johnson
Hands off our NHS
Reduce defence costs instead
James Price
ive never met a real christian desu
Hudson Lopez
Worked in a restaurant/bar, nothing special.
Would like to move into a better job, 9-5 kind of thing.
Fed up of spending my evenings and weekends serving drunk people.