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> Labour would change law on High Street bank closures
www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics

> 'Thermo-nuclear war may break out any moment': North Korea hits back at Trump, accuses the president of 'troublemaking' with his tweets and says they will detonate a nuke 'whenever they see fit'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4411108/North-Korea-hits-Trump-ahead-Day-Sun.html

> Ruth Davidson blasts Nicola Sturgeon’s ‘GROSS HYPOCRISY’ as ‘rape clause’ row escalates
express.co.uk/news/uk/791834/ruth-davidson-nicola-sturgeon-scotland-gross-hypocrisy-rape-clause-row-child-tax-credit

> John McDonnell: Boris Johnson has 'embarrassed' Britain over Russia sanctions
news.sky.com/story/john-mcdonnell-boris-johnson-has-embarrassed-britain-over-russia-sanctions-10834503

> ‘Stop being racist to Muslims or die,’ hackers tell far-right group Britain First
rt.com/uk/384641-britain-first-bomb-threat/

> Jeremy Corbyn Responsible For Most Of All Labour's Popularity, Diane Abbott Says
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-diane-abbott_uk_58efc7c3e4b0b9e9848a5e66?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

> Why Lib Dems are anything but a 'dead parrot' as by-election looms
news.sky.com/story/why-lib-dems-are-anything-but-a-dead-parrot-as-by-election-looms-10836268

> U.S. Drops the Military's Biggest Non-Nuclear Bomb in Afghanistan
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-13/u-s-drops-biggest-bomb-on-islamic-state-caves-in-afghanistan

>FT: SNP looks to take control of Glasgow from Labour
archive.fo/DauRl

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tunnocks teacakes desu

processed chocolate coated marshmallow confectionery desu

>Easter carnage as drunken revellers take advantage of the four-day Bank Holiday weekend and end up rather worse for wear

Ooh, beautiful ruin.

It's Tintern Abbey, in Wales.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintern_Abbey

Who /excitedfortheinevitablebreakupoftheUnitedKingdom/ here?

These threads have turned into genuine cancer

Kill yourselves

Stop leaving washing machines on country lanes.

You first, cockroach.

Big Issue, you say?

TUNNOCKS TEA CAKES DESU

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Did they eat the skinny one?

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BTFO! Reminder that we are literally North Korea tier.

Middle one looks like a tranny.

Right one doesn't look a tranny but that's not saying much.

>Right one doesn't look a tranny

t. obese 'woman' without any knees.

It doesn't look that ruined. Just put a roof on it and use it again.

>use it again

I'm 19 but my parents still drown me in chocolate eggs at Easter. I feel like a child but I also like chocolate.

>I feel like a child

That's because you are, anime poster.

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Why are you just spamming pictures?

Cultural input to the thread

That is Liverpool

Indeed. It's Cilla Black, the statue.

Surprised she's still got her arms 2bh with the weekend drunks swinging off them

>tfw boyfriend comes over, lies on the sofa and beckons you to come snuggle while you both watch broke back mountain and kiss

I love this ;-;

Did you put your willy up his chufter m8?

No he's the dominant one

This. Mods need to purge these threads for a while and only let them come back once they've stopped being /Brit/ lite.

>comments on Owen Jones' latest article closed after 40 minutes

Reeeeeee why is this prick so scared of a dissenting opinion

>meme-hating the French
Fucking retarded. Worst thing about Bongs.

Fuck off retard.

>meme-hating

Stupid yank.

You only pretend to hate them because your ancestral homeland is getting packed with Nigerians and you aren't allowed to even complain.

>Worst thing about Bongs.

You missed ladies day at Aintree, didn't you?

>implying france isn't

>america talking about countries getting packed with blacks

>Europe

Ah yes, the so-called """conservative""" party.

The fuck is wrong with these mongs? They have licence to implement pretty much any legislation they like because of Labour's freefall and they STILL act like Blue Labour.

Was Bowden a gay?

>pretend

It isn't pretend you stupid spic. There's genuine animosity, just not outright hate. It isn't a coincidence that anglo-saxon is used as an insult over there.

>Manchester
> Carillion has been selected to deliver the Owen's Park redevelopment, which will start construction in the summer.


I personally think the most important thing for the legal system is simply to remove bad people from society, regardless of what condition they are then kept in.
Penal colonies really are a dream, in this view. You can just ship all your bad folk away and forget about them. And this leaves the good folk free to create good society.

In this sense, a proper prison sentence would basically result in the loss of your citizenship, and you could be dumped somewhere geographically isolated with the other prisoners; perhaps free to form their own civilisation. You could select a county of England or Scotland to be this new prison-territory, where we dump our convicts. Wall it off and keep them there.

I've got an interview for a job in Kensington.
*dabs forehead*

Anyone seen this show
Just tattoo of us ?
It's where people from geordie shore etc
I.e degenerates
Get to tattoo each other

Hello fellow wagies with the day off

Hi mate. Any plans for the day?

Well I'm going to have some British apples for breakfast. Order some history books and a dyson Hoover online. Clean up. Some other stuff.

I'm 23 and I still get a few eggs from my parents, and go to my grandparents at easter to get more chocolate

No shame.

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>Tesco is starving my autistic five-year-old daughter, claims mother as store discontinues the potato alphabet shapes that are the only thing little Ruby will eat.

>Mrs Passey said the family have only four bags of the frozen potato bites left, she said Ruby is noticeably anxious and struggling to even drink enough fluids.
>The mother of two from Rugeley, Staffordshire, said: 'She would rather starve than eat anything else. 'Her condition means that she doesn't like change.
>'It has to be the Tesco's own brand potato alphabet shapes. If they smell different, are different sizes, are a different colour, she just won't eat them.'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4408208/Tesco-starving-autistic-daughter-claims-mother.html

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>That pic

Let them both starve

She's cute.

No nonce.

>Her condition
Having shit parents?

Looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

It might explain the autisms

Child
>dressed well
>nice natural hair
>fresh-faced

Woman
>fat
>bitch makeup
>angry expression

>stay at home mother
>or 'carer' because the child has tism
>has all day to cook and shit
>instead raises child on shit out a box
>nuggets and reconstituted potato based foods
>can't bread some breasts and bake them
>can't boil or steam some new potatoes and toss them in herby butter

If she didn't feed her kid shit, then she wouldn't know the shit existed and would be eating a healthy varied diet.

Lazy fat faced cunt.

Indeed, people like that should be gassed or sent to the workhouse.

Being gay is so much easier than being straight


Girls are mean and they will always be aliens to me

Men actually like that I'm submissive and weak

Lads, Scotfag here.

I've got a choice of SNP, Lab, Lib, Con and Independents. What do I go for in the council elections? Ballot paper just arrived.

Depends entirely on your political leanings doesn't it?

Christ what a shit choice

When will Mercia become independent?

Soon.

Yes lad.
The big cities can fuck off and get nuked though.

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Came across libertarian socialism and I think I may finally have found my ideology.

Lads i'm not being funny but there is literally nothing on my council website about whos running for local councillor jobs. Theres not even any maps or information regarding ward boundaries.

I have no idea who my candidates are, nor is there a way i can find out.

Douglas Carswell spotted

Conservative is the best "fuck you" to SNP.

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I seriously hope you're not this guy

To be honest I've not really looked in any depth yet, I just came across this bloke and thought eh looked like a pretty cool guy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Bookchin

Is he well-known? I just want a small but powerful government desu.

Fucking hell mate don't be dense

She's a woman and that's all you need to know

Women can't do prisons, they can't do defence, they can't do fucking anything properly

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There's no such thing as a "small but powerful state". It's either-or.

looks like temple of time from zelda

Which just goes to show Henry VIII was truly the Ganondorf of England. Even down to stealing a God's power.

Been NEET for 4 months and run out of money.

What job shall I look for?

Don't vote conservative

They want to cut the NHS

Vote SNP they will make sure the NHS is not cut

I went out yesterday for a drink and after leaving the pub on the way to the station (4 minute walk) 3 different niggers offered to sell me drugs.
They were nice and polite too, probably their drugs were top quality also.

Our churches are a lot like that
Young boys go in, but men come out

what did you do 4 months ago?

Ah, I remember been 16 and flip flopping through kewl sounding political ideologies I found on Wikipedia every couples of weeks too. We all go though that phase. You'll grow out of it.

I've never met a single Christian who wasn't a cuck

It must be done to reduce the deficit unfortunately. If Labour had their way they'd keep spending more and more until our entire budget is just interest repayments.

Hands off our NHS

Reduce defence costs instead

ive never met a real christian desu

Worked in a restaurant/bar, nothing special.

Would like to move into a better job, 9-5 kind of thing.

Fed up of spending my evenings and weekends serving drunk people.