Ask me anything im venezuelan

Ask me anything im venezuelan

are you hungry?

Are you playing cards for cheese instead of poker chips?

how many of those cheese blocks on the table can you eat in one minute

was hugo chavez actually a good guy or a bad guy?

was his death the direct root of all the shit thats happening there now, or are people fucking around since he's gone and making it worse?

ajajaj es los tacos muy bueno?

te lo mereces po haber votado por la Chabestia durante 20 annos

TOME PA QUE LLEVE

How many can of beans for your sister?.

When are you emigrating?

>no money to eat
>enough money to smoke

Typical Latino.

Its domino

How are you enjoying socialism?

it wasnt real communism goy

Bad guy

Tacos are mexican

Will venezuela ever recover ?

I'm so sorry that you're the victim of state capitalism

>a fucking cheeseblock

no hes venezuela

from where do you draw your will to live, knowing that you're venezuelan

I have probably way more than both of you together, if you're an average american

do you have little traps everywhere that catch mice so you can eat every day

I have a job waiting for me in Seattle, just waiting my passport to arrive with my visa

Why does you country keep sending immigrants?
We are full.

I hope so, you guys went through a lot worse and could, so there's a chance

Are you okay dude.

Do you guy's have toilet paper ?

I don't even understand why they go there in the first place, but any place is better than this

What is an aruba ?

Yes I'm fine bro

>I have way more cans of beans that you guys

you poor bastard

I always think of the song when I see your flag

Yes that shortage didn't last a month

Hey, on a scale of 1 to 10, how normal is life there currently according to you?

>Makes an average of 40k a year

Pathetic

how many times have you got mugged in a single day

shitskins can't process lactose

My sides

Stop sending your garbage immigrants. They're worse than the ones we send to the US.

t. Dominicano

6, 10 for me because I'm a richfag

Lactose intolerant people can eat cheese you fucking retard. Tons of shit's kind eat cheese.

I have bodyguards and only go to specific places so I'm good

Literally where? Cheese is white.

How is the good ol' socialism treating ya?

You eating pencil erasers now?

Are you white?

So you do have shitloads of beans n toilet paper

my friend has never been back since he got robbed plenty of times at gunpoint and with a knife.

He got blocked off in an alley between 2 cars and literally stripped naked in fear.

He also got robbed by police.

is this actual venezuelan butthurt i'm detecting? What is your social status? How are you escaping? Did you work for the government?

Not as bad as it treated ya desu

Most kinds of cheese don't have lactose. Fried cheese is a staple where I'm from and we also routinely eat Swiss, Dutch, provolone, mozzarella, etc.

Yeah, every third worlder is a richfag here.
But doesn't extreme inflation affect you source of income?
Also, just curious to know, can you buy gold there easily?

Why are you still awake? It's fucking late.

No, my family is pretty rich since eh... The 30s? Something like that. We have many businesses and companies

>I'm abandoning my homeland instead of trying to fix it

meh you're probably not smart enough to fix your home country anyway, fingers crossed Trump signs the "no retarded cowards" executive order

Mota?

So in what way did your family contribute to the downfall of your nation, which you are now abandoning?

Where your country is run by communists it's time to abandon ship

No

have you ever eaten a cat?

Do you speak German??

>Muh I'm a hero meme

There is no saving Venezuela its future is to literally sell the country to foreign investors, which will jew the place up.

nigga are you 12?

29

how much do the hookers cost in us dollars?

trade this rare pepe for some food also kill commies

Wonders aloud

"Does this wealth correlate with rise of Nazis in SA"

Has your currency been replaced with rare Pepes yet?

None

If you had terminal cancer and there was a way to jump from your body to a healthy one, wouldn't you do it?

Ando bebiendo parce

When do you start at Microsoft

Nope it doesn't, we sell rum, alcohol will always be bought. With this crisis people get depressed and when that happens first thing they buy is a bottle

Who wouldn't?

Stop invading my country, we are already full of bolivians subhumans in the north

You guys have always been the scum of the south, go eat some bananas

build wall

Are your women ready to leave the country with a Burger?

And you subhumans keep trying to come to our more developed cities
Really makes u hue

How does the big daddy government allow people to remain their businesses and wealth?

Did you get mugged/ever had to fear for your life? Would they mug me as a westerner?

What's your favorite European football team?

depends if you take into consideration the series of penicillin shots you'll need afterwards

Cacique?

my internet gf is from Venezuela
how can I enter the country and meet her without being robbed or murdered?

>Literally a jungle with 3 big cities
>Biggest STDs amount in the south

We are helping ya

your going to get raped user be careful

In countries like his' the logical choice literally is stop funding the system by stop paying taxes. An efficient way to do that is to go work abroad, because let's face it you don't want to be a starving NEET

Can I pretty much go down there with a loaf of bread and have any women I want?

Well done gringo

Is it legal to own guns ?

As long as we don't get into politics they don't give a shit

I don't like football

Weaponized autism

REEEEEEEEEE

What's your goal in life?

stop sending shitskins
tired of hearing your shitty caribbean accent negroes that work in every supermarket i enter
we have our own negros to take care of
send cuties instead

Is anyone else honestly perplexed by the way some people treat shitskins like they are human? It really boggles my mind when I think of shitskins posting on Sup Forums and communicating like they are people.

But Germany has been great for many centuries.

Venezuela...not so much.

We are westerns too lol, we are Catholics, just brown. Tho 25% of Venezuelan are white, and I mean really white.

True

Germany being great was due to Germans being human. Venezuelans are not human.

so much for a woman?

>Americans
>Humans

Nice meme

America is the largest concentration of Germanics on the planet, sudaca.