Okay. anime was one thing

okay. anime was one thing

but now they'e experiencing a potato chip bubble

honestly. what in living fuck is wrong with the nips?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-14/the-great-japan-potato-chip-crisis-panic-buying-12-bags

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We need Ireland in here they would know what to do.

When will the madness end!

I wish our problems would be mundane like this

WE HAVE TO GET POTATO CHIPS TO JAPAN ASAP

Remember when Hostess closed for a while and idiots were buying twinkies for $400 on ebay?

poor nips

It's just a fucking potato shortage.

I can't stop shaking and crying

What is it with island niggers and their inability to handle potatoes?

Meanwhile I'll take a potato chip and eat it

>99% homogeneous society

really makes you think

kek

don't you know anything about the history of potato shortages?

Finally a thread that Ireland can be smug in.

>It's just a fucking potato shortage.

Sure, sure... but next thing you know you'll convert to Catholicism, become a drunkard, and beat your wife every day.

you fucking cannibal

I'm a potato chip vendor I could single handedly save Japan. This is my destiny I can feel it!

potato shortage
Mranwhile, Japan has square watermelons in upwards of tens of thousands of dollars

What's the big deal? Potato shortages are serious business :(

I remember when a cyclone destroyed most of the banana crop here. For a while bananas were so expensive that it was a status symbol to have them

HA HA HA YOU RUN OUT OF POTATO?

HA HA HA YOU EAT RICE INSTEAD

Japs are what would happen if niggers had high IQs

Think about it, in some way they are similar

Can nips even buy imported chips, like western ones?

I keep buying this if I can find one and cost around equivalent of 3 burger bucks, am I being jewed?

Top Kek

No potatoes?
Make some chips out of parsnips, they're dank as fuck

Can they not...

You know...


Import?

That doesn't sound half bad actually

This guy understands

>just stop eating potatoes

How so?

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WTF they sell Frito Lay potato chip there. Just buy those.

How many potatoes doe is take to kill a million Irish?
Zero

i dont think most japs wanna eat non jap chips.

I still see loads of potato chips everywhere I go. Prices haven't changed either.

Maybe Tokyo is unaffected.

$2 per bag normally? We talking full-sized bags here or those shitty little snack-sized bags?

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China really needs to buy Japan out

How much money could I stand to make if I harvested as many potatoes as I could from the potato farm behind my house in the night, loaded them up, and sold them to Japan famiglia?

Bull. They love exotic imported potato chips.

Would this crisis make the Japanese honourary potatoe niggers now?

Welcome to our club you slanty eyed degenerates.

Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A: None.

Your forefathers didn't.

I'll bet some dumbfuck from Bloomberg is using some random guys twitter/facebook post as a news source.

>chips

That are inedible and for ornamental purposes only. Go figure

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My nig, try some. Theyre pretty easy to make, or you can get them in a bag.

If you make them yourself, add a little sea salt... Shit is good as fuck

Kek!

By the end of the deckade they'll bring space raiders and other proper crisps up to £12

Not even basketball americans would want a watermelon they can't eat.

Also, sweet potato chips...

They'll make your dick hard.

Guess Japan is SOL for those as well

What an utterly retarded country.

I remember when I lived in Tokyo and there was a shortage of butter. There probably still is. How does that happen in a 1st world country?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CALLED CHIPS AND WILL ALWAYS BE CALLED CHIPS. NOBODY BUT FUCKING SUBHUMAN MONGOLOIDS CALL THEM CRISPS.

The equivalent costs like 70 cents around here lmao, probs close to a dollar in USD

Can Japan even grow enough potatoes to feed their population? I assumed they imported them, especially after that guy on the Lucky Star DVDs was singing about Idaho and potatoes.

do japs even eat butter on the regular ?

i think brits do. but dude, chill out. you merely adapted their language.

>chips of any kind without salt
Pig disgusting.

YOU MERELY ADAPTED THE KEKING

If you can find them try these. They're pretty damn good.

Or you can make your own, either way theyre better than regular potato/tortilla chips
terrachips.com/chips/exotic_vegetables/original

>1250 yen
>12$

didnt this happen when twinkies went out for a while?

Also, theyre crunchy as fuck, like real crunchy

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I know black men who would go to war over less.
Truly, the japanese society has much to teach us westerners.

> Can't take a potato chip and eat it

Just make your own crisps, yellowfriends

no, they just sold out really quick, didnt rise in price or anything.

You scared the Japs will steal your Shoah Shekels, Mick?

>tfw could have made a lot of money by buying before the great potato chips crisis

but there were ebay auctions

Of course. They have had diary cows for like a couple months now.

Wow what a shit poster.

Well 200g costs about 5 euros so what do you think.

They do eat a lot of sweets but making them at home is impossible

Are nip chips better than burger's? Mmmm.

yeah on ebay, not in stores

Shit, i gotta try that shit out then
How about turnips and carrots?

>halted sales in stores
>yahoo auction prices rise
>yahoo auction like ebay in japan

You don't know what's great for you, unless you've tasted these goodies.

I don't fully understand this. They didn't have enough potatoes ?

>cider vinegar
Dropped

okay i didnt actually read the op or anything just came here to shitpost, youve ousted me

Think about that for a moment. They are made from potatoes. Did you think Japan grows a superior tasting super potatoe that's flavor is enhanced by skilled Japanese potato chip craftsmen?

Indeed.

Crisps/chips with salt and vinegar is the patrician choice.

>cooked by hand
Eww gross!

Then you have to start calling your "cookies" by their proper name, biscuits.

Sure, theyd work. Carrots all you gotta do is peel them into strips longways and bake or deep fry.
man, ive seen broccoli and okra fried and turned into chips, theyre almost too hard to eat, but theyre not bad

Asparagus too

>Yahoo posts best quarter since 1999

>go to UK
>order biscuits and gravy
>get a plate of cookies with chicken both poured over them

And I thought 7 PLN was a lot, Jesus Christ

Don't worry about the details, just know this is all the fucking Lymies' fault.

Delightful

>A family sized bag is normally sized for the american.

Try baking them first, im sure there are ample recipes online.

Import is heresy to them.

Dammit guys, when are you going to learn? They are called CRISPS. You can take my word for it because we invented the language you continually struggle to speak.
Let's make this easier with a visual aid. The image on the left, they are crisps, which you incorrectly call chips or potato chips. This means that you refer to both of the other images as french fries, which as you can see is clearly wrong. You have left yourself with no word to describe the image on the right.
Also you took the glorious chips and bastardised them into "french fries", which are thin soggy and horrible, and then had the audacity to blame the french. Blaming the French is a time-honoured British tradition, and this happy accident is the only reason we didn't go to war with you over this whole messy debacle.

They are an island. They import nearly half of all their shit.

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