Hello my Australian friends How are you today? Enjoying your long Easter weekend? I surely am. Today it is rather cold in Melbourne, but that's a good thing as educated people live in Melbourne and bogans and tradies live everywhere else.
Anyway, time for some news, mates:
>metadata retention has officially begun - time to buy a VPN chums
>Despite interest rates sitting at record low levels, one-third of Australian borrowers have not built up a repayment buffer, or are less than one month ahead on their home loan repayments
I FUCKING HATE INDIA REE WHY CAN'T WE IMPORT ANOTHER RACE GOD DAMN IT
Caleb Sanders
They dedicated the thread to me I WILL POO ON ROO FOR YOU THANK YOU I WILL POO
Asher Martinez
>fell for the STEM meme and cant find work anywhere
Is it possible to pick up a trade in your mid 20s? It seems like the only option for me atm
Jonathan Diaz
of sick cunts
Evan Wood
How do we combat the Eternal Boomer?
Sebastian Harris
wait
David Lewis
But that's going to take another 20 years. They're refusing to die while they continue to fuck everything up.
Adam Richardson
np friend :3
Hunter King
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE EVENT OF NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, FOLLOW THIS LIST ONE WEEK AFTER THE BOMBS FALL. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GEIGER COUNTER AND A LEAD LINED SUIT
In list of priority of places to steal from >non irradiated military bases > hospitals > houses > farms (might get shot) > schools Don't bother with coles or woolies, everyone will have picked them clean And organize some fucking guns and bug out bags
Isaiah Sanchez
>fell for the stem meme but graduated university unable to demonstrate the ability to be valuable because is useless cunt ftfy
Ethan Foster
I started mine when i was 24 or so.
Henry Perez
poo on roo or the roo will poo on you poo in me or i will do a pee
Gavin Cruz
you should of done journalism like me cunt then you could be an underemployed copywriter
Joseph Garcia
roody poo.
poo in loo.
straya a best.
Levi Watson
ignore them so they die of grief that their beloved millennial children are ignoring them
Jose Reyes
i'm staying in Cali cunts, how hard am i fucked when ww3 comes
John Brooks
please fuck off and stay in the slums of mumbai there are plenty of indians here who undercut us locals on shit jobs thus we can't get shit jobs
what the fuck is the deal with the river varanasi? that shit is disgusting
Ryan Evans
Move to south Carolina, live free
Daniel Ross
>please fuck off and stay in the slums of mumbai only because aus rejected me.
>there are plenty of indians here who undercut us locals on shit jobs thus we can't get shit jobs
sorry you can't get (((shit))) jobs.
>what the fuck is the deal with the river varanasi? that shit is disgusting abhos.
Michael Thomas
ALA is a fuckin meme party that no one votes for, no one has heard of them unless they spend all day on facebook whinging about muslims.
Seriously not one of my customers in my business has ever mentioned the ALA, when I mention the ALA they have no idea and when I explain what they are they just say "well I have never heard of them and I prefer Pauline Hanson anyway"
seriously you are like the faggots during the US election that tried to get people to vote for Gary johnson instead of Trump. it's just pathetic and you are actually hurting the chances of someone getting in power who is anti-islam. One Nation has massive support in QLD, ALA has fuck all and QLD is bogan and conservative central.
Aiden Robinson
You'd be safer in aus
Enjoy the fallout from Hawaii
Kevin Nguyen
First strike lel
Gavin Wood
dumb cunt doesnt even know based kirralee joined the australian conservatives
retarded fucker
Mason Reed
i just wanna come home to NSW please don't let me rot here famalam I just need a week and i'll be back JUST ONE WEEK MR ORANGE PEEL
Carson Green
>Today it is rather cold in Melbourne
too right it is. Worst part is my gf has gone out with her other bf so I'm home alone and cold
Levi Hernandez
hahaha die in burger land you fucking fat cunt why the fuck are you in niggger land anyway cunty?
Kayden Moore
Hi chaps. Ready for Korean War 2.0?
David Phillips
>other bf c u c k u c k
Jordan Phillips
it wont happen we're gonna be safe i-it's just sabre rattling r-rite guys
Jaxson Parker
>redpilled my female friend on feminism and death of the white race >now she's extremely depressed >given up on reproducing and says it all useless
What do?
Not going to fuck her, not my type plus she's kinda fat.
Hudson Bailey
every word you said is true.
t. Ipswich, Qld.
Daniel Martin
b-ba-s-sed blumf w-woul-d ne-ver send us to w-war h-he said s-so
Gabriel Stewart
No No get ready to die for the Jews.
Aaron Watson
impregnate her
resistance is victory as long as you fight back you are winning and haven't lost yet
Jayden Wright
ree no war plz
Samuel Young
>the reef is dead Oh well good sign the worlds fucked.
Nicholas Young
Wonder if they will have a presence in the qld election. Hope not
Camden Smith
Well, you aren't NATO so you won't be automatically drawn in just because the burgers had some bright idea. We on the other hand...
Ian Clark
Right own up cunts which one of you sent it?
I saw an aboriginal in Harrogate the other day. It wasn't a mixed one either it was the full on ape like petrol sniffer boomerang lobbing stick spitting baby raping kind.
It ruined my day.
Benjamin Nguyen
your dad hopes i have a presence in his mouth
Aiden Jenkins
Its been dead or dying for the last 70 years
Angel Rogers
oh well cunt nice knowing you i suppose i have a daughter on the way so maybe i can get out of it under the pretense i need to look muh daughter
Henry Myers
NEWY MEET UP WHEN
Angel Cooper
First time they're not pushing some bullshit to "save" it though, looks like they've just given up.
Levi Young
>but that's a good thing as educated people live in Melbourne and bogans and tradies live everywhere else. What did he mean by this?
Anthony Bennett
Na our cuck pollies will do anything master america says
Anthony Lopez
we're sending you our undesirables as refugees m8 nothing personal just taking advantage of your cucked system brexit lmao
sounds like may is a lying cunt just like blimf
Thomas Baker
>Slanty Dog-beater Zhang >Pajeet Poosingh One has to move to Australia. Choose wisely.
Jayden Torres
Good itll be fine
Daniel Green
Nah. I'll do a Trump and have flatfoot or something. Or a I'll be a 'conscientious objector' I ain't dying for some gooks.
Evan Nguyen
>meeting a pol incel >voluntarily no thx
what do you think it means? dumb fuck obviously from qld
Joseph Perez
good fuck the reef cunt no one gives a toss
Ian Kelly
The gook easily fuck off panjeet at least gooks are clean
Benjamin Martin
>tfw got a job at a roadhouse along the nullarbor >tfw 2 months in and feeling suicidal again wat do, cunts?
Daniel Green
Srs aus/pol/ actually seems pretty fucking normal desu. Remember about six months ago when every thread would be filled with NEET cunts and autists?
Nathaniel Edwards
What specifically is causing your suicidal state user?
Samuel Lee
become a truckie's slave
Anthony Barnes
Who /melton/ here?
Isaiah Green
I said you'll probably just end up working in a supermarket or at a servo and handing all your money over in rent to a Jew. Stay home curry fucker.
Eli Lee
What did you expect?
Joshua Baker
wtf. why can't a dog go into the shop
Brody Lee
Kek! In my first year of IT and i already have a job in the field. Try harder you piece of shit millenial
Jacob Rogers
Why are the western trains crowded with shitskins
Leo Hughes
hook me up with the job then neck yourself
Christopher Martinez
yeah i'm a normie by r9k standards >job >prego fiance >educated >don't live at home
i'm basically a normie but i still shitpost on r9k
i applied for a job at the aged care home in melton does that count?
Carter Scott
Pauline is a sell out. I mean sure Muslims can fuck off but if she's not going to deal with mass immigration she's useless.
Asher Torres
why are you even on Sup Forums slumdog? have you ever had an interaction on this site in which people value you or consider your opinion? why won't you kill yourself slumdog?
Kayden James
M-meetup? >Inb4 neonazis infiltrate usyd in headlines
Kayden Hughes
she sucks lnp cock just like in wa she trusted a kike how can we ever trust her?
Gabriel Robinson
If I was in SA I might give a fuck about Bernardi and his meme party. Nobody knows who she or the ALA are, more people know who Pauline Hanson is then Bernardi.
Also you aren't from QLD unlike this cunt
Bentley King
what is it like living in india? are you apoor indian, middle class or rich? do you literally shit in the street? please tell me i'm so curious
Robert Howard
Australia is probably the worst country ever I think
Christopher Gonzalez
actualyl i come from atherton near cairns and i know the ginger is a filthy meme
she loves lnp hence the preference vote in wa meme cunt keep falling for the memes
Ayden Brown
meetup dude come
Parker Nelson
I think she thinks she can hang there and bitch about Muslims and people will keep on voting for her. Maybe they will. She just wants the money.
Brandon Walker
2020 india bcom supoerpooer 2030 paki colonize britain sharialaw active 2040 pajeet make designate first street in australia 2050 outback designated becaude pajeet teach roo to poo outside loo 2060 aussie cant poo in loo 2070 australia designated poo island by panjeet poo first it was roo now it will be you. no poo will be in loo
Aaron Evans
Nice. What did you end up doing? Literally not helping in the slightest. No surprise though, this is auspol after all
David Sanders
Still best choice
Isaac Thompson
How does it feel to have your country confused for the worst country ever?
James Russell
dude the solution is dont be a useless cunt >he didnt do a busines second major with his STEM diest major and 8 business electives
hahahah dumb cum
Elijah Stewart
This is illegal cunt. Fucking slant should be prosecuted for discrimination and get deported.
Jordan Clark
Well, my family makes almost 20 times the GDP per capita of India so technically I'm rich compared to other Indians, but everyone feels middle class. No one who isn't poor will shit on the streets.
Logan Gutierrez
just like blumf huh he was red pilled too
i have a new rule if they're a politician and their lips are moving they're lying regardless of who they are
David Nguyen
I'm coming to bongland soon. as long as you cunts accept my visa
reckon doing a drug diversion will affect my cause?
(not a boonga)
Joshua Collins
Then why do all you cunts keep coming to Queensland? Don't you have sheep of your own to fuck?
Nathan King
LOL op what is that meme called hahaha
Connor Sanders
What STEM did you do ladsworth? Was it engineering?
Colton Hughes
Haha ok you're right. Here's some help. Put together a decent resume and cold canvas every business relative to the industry you want to work in. Take your time when writing a cover letter and keep it short and sweet. Don't go on about your hobbies and whatnot, close your fb if you have one and be polite.
Cooper Mitchell
Do you still bathe in the Ganjes river?
Jaxon Taylor
and that's why no one in QLD will vote for the faggotry that is ALA or the australian conservatives.
Mark Latham has a better chance in QLD then any of your pathetic south australian or victorian cucks.
>hurr muh Pauline Hanson is a sellout
fucking One Nation has raised in the Senate already about the UN, leaving the UN, calling out climate change bullshit, calling out scummy globalism etc etc.
what has ALA or Bernardi done?
>hurr pauline is pro-LNP sometimes
and Bernardi was in the fucking LNP. You are such a fucking hypocrite. Why don't you go fuck some sudanese you pathetic southern poofter
>Qld offers australia Pauline Hanson, Bob Katter, George Christensen and many other based as fuck politicians
>Vic and SA can only offer pathetic meme politicians that bow to political correctness straight away. No talk about lessening gun control, banning muslim immigrants or engaging in more protectionist trade policies against china.
Like fuck mate if you pushed for the Hunters, Shooters and Farmers party I would respect you but you aren't even fucking Riverina NSW, you are obviously some Melbourne faggot
Blake Cruz
Shot fired at Manus
Brody Cook
Isn't that in Perth?
Michael Jackson
People saying they have IT jobs, don't even say what they do. Doing phone support isn't really much better than working in a supermarket.
Dominic Brooks
>I think You're a kiwi, you don't think.
Asher Diaz
Pretty good. Keeping out of sight and out of mind keeps (((them))) out of my country.
Those are the ones we don't care for. They fit in better with you.
