FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ROBERT SLEEPS EDITION
thanks for baking Robert. so these are 24/7 now?? thats fuckin sweet. we need some easter OC for this weekend.
Morning Robert, PEI Robert checking in over.
Rats and donuts
I don't know but I'm still listening to the scanner so I figured some other anons were, too.
Sipping coffee and and waking up with robert.
The best morning.
So what do you guys do in these threads?
Pleb
Nice dubbbs but c'mon
I've been on beat all night. East coast cchecking in.
Count the nigger bodies stacking up in Chiraq. There's a link for murders/day somewhere... I'll find it for today fatherland. Also, get the stream going and kick back, it's chill here.
listen to the chaos that is chicago, get comfy, and just be chill. plus attempt to make killer CPD OC
Seems pretty cool im gonna pop open a cold one and chill
Body count
awesome Robert. glad to have ya.
Ayy! It's Easter, here comes Jesus, hide the fucking eggs! It's morning here but I'll have a beverage with you, Robert.
10-4 on that Robert its good friday so I can't have any booze but im sure bepsi :D will do
Oh fug! Male Hispanic, possibly homeless...
Gentleman partially... Unclothed... Fuck!
...
As well Robert.
>Oh, you're welcome, sir, I'm here to serve.
I want to marry her.
Awww shid hit n run
>your welcome sir, i am here to serve
>oh niiiiiccceee
wew robert gettin that after shift change.
Blind male black yelling on a corner + 6'5 male black banging on a window live morning in chiraq
Tailored shirt? Well dress offender?
I wonder how many will shoot each other during the egg hunts this week-end??
anyone have a suggestion for a decent graphics pad thats not too pricey? i'm not great with just a mouse
>throwing trash at people
Missed all the action during the night. Had to have been 50 shots fired, one guy caught a ricochet refused medical cuz "gotta her to work"... Hard core he was.
They hide crack no?
inside the plastic eggs
Plastic eggs are banned in the USA... Biggers can have funs but kinder eggs no no
hope we beat last years high score. 40ish shot and only 1 dead last year.
Plastic eggs are banned in the USA... Niggers can have guns but kinder eggs are no no
Lotta shots fired last night man. Ton of robbery too. Male Black is gearing up for war, stay vigilant, sweet Robert. I'll be back tomorrow night to hear the weekend fireworks.
you guys know there's a youtube channel dedicated to this chiraq shit right? im waiting on sunday for the new top killer video.
wait, the plastic egg containers are banned?? I know kinder is banned but the plastic containers too. Damn
Chicago World News got doxxed a few days back.
>rough night maybe ayyyeee
i think Robert just gave a shout out to our leaf bros
Dunno about plat if egg containers
MALE HISPANIC HIGHLY INTOXICATED ON THE GROUND. ROUGH NIGHT?
Kek
He's gotta go back.
SWAHILI HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey! I'm holding up fare for this hour here!
Not trying to be funny but I don't speak Swahili either!
hope they follow up with a Homeland check. then he will go back.
holy shit swahili
"Just cuz I'm a nigga don't mean I speak Swahili bitch"
raycist dispatch picked a black Robert to go interpret swahili bitch.
Robert did sound a bit offended though kek
>PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEE
Poor Robert's computer no workey
Well i guess i gotta go write a 10,000 word article about this one instance on Salon now.
user CALLER
which one of you Chiraq!?
I've been known to listen during the day at work.
>homeland security check
What's that mean, exactly? A fucking terrorist or some shit?
Drone dude took a ride to jail yesterday. Sergeant Robert was pissed.
Drunk spic, is he yours or theirs?
god i cant wait for someone to invent cloud based drone control. sign in and start flying a drone anywhere in the world. we would have chiraq cleaned up in a week. of course we would just fly the drones directly into the nogs, so it would get pricey
kek
Missed
>story
Small price to pay. Would invest.
Someone was flying a drone over Wrigley Field during the Cubs game. Squad sent 6 Robert units to search for the operator. When they found the guy Robert asked what he was supposed to do with him and the Sergeant said, "LOCK HIM UP!"
It was great.
>check'd and KEK'd
I missed that
>vomiting blood
wew
...
Kek and nice digits.
VOMITING BLOOD???
Jumping of the bridge!
a crowd sourced drone surveillance force would be cheap and very effective. start with 100 drones, shifts would be variable. obviously some kind of background and psych eval would have to be a prerequisite. fuck me i think i just had a good drunken idea
we bout to have a suicide folks.
>7:10am
>"Yo-she-kuh" calling
>domestic
Chiraq is special.
I'm no doctor but that's probably a bad sign.
I visited briefly. Hit the hard rock, museum of industry and buddy Guy's. Glad I made it out alive.
thanks dr nick
Doc, you only have 4 fingers... What if someone needs a 5th opinion?
New to this, what period is peak negro season? 4th of July holiday?
About 5 hours ago
For sure. July 4th weekend last year was fucking insane.
>hand waver by...the rabbi
stole money from the church!!
Holy fug that's the third subway for rekt.
Stole from the church
>rabbi doesn't care about the shekels???
>work today
>all my clients took the day off
>half the office took the day off
>comfy scanner all day
>still get paid
The only thing missing is my /cpd/ folder which is on my home computer. oh well
sounds like a badass job Robert, what do you do?
Well it's a good thing I have a copy of mine on a thumbdrive that I bring to work.
Robert's computer is always breaking.
god only knows what kinda early 2000's dinasaurs they have in those cars. if they are even that new
regular cubicle desk job (I help pharma companies get stuff set up for their clinical trials). The chaos of earlier this week is really making appreciate the comfy of today's quiet mood.
interesting niche Robert. stay comfy
>FEMALE WHITE trying to bite people inside a restaurant
I work on cargo ships, we have internet but it's slow as shit, can't stream but I can shitpost on Sup Forums world wide. Some days you're run off your ass, some days I make bank chilling with you guise.
>Female biting people in restaurant! Possibly intoxicated!
drunk coal burner fightin customers
thats killer aswell. ever have to go near pirate waters over there in africa?
OK so how much are you guys gonna hate me if I make Easter Robert OC with that cunt bunny from Zootopia?
>7:30 AM
>intoxicated
>in a restaurant
diner or fast food?
no hate here Robert, just comfy chill. make whatever you like bro.
im gonna bet on waffle house
>even whites in Chicago are niggers
Wew chaps
Never been on the west side of Africa, have been around the Ivory Coast and Morocco. Mostly east coast of US and Canada though. No pirates.
Feminist that got triggered
A lot. Make OC with the best bunny, Cure Whip
likely a snicker licker
nice. ever see any /x/ tier shit out in the middle of the ocean. i imagine that could play tricks on you after a while.
Hope sassy is working tonight
Is she the Nips' Strawberry Shortcake?
I fucking despised that movie, but the bunny-cop just seems too damn fitting.