>americans don't have electric egg boilers

when will you step into first world status, you utter barbarians.

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I like my eggs shaken....not stirred

How does your wife's boyfriend like using yours?

> Using an electric kettle for anything other than boiling water for tea

> Shitskin detected

Are you saying that Americans simply put water in the microwave to heat it up? wtf lmao

I have one that's shaped like an egg. Go eat a dick for having a hideous egg cooker.

What is a pot or microwave

We don't keep useless junk like electric water heaters or Islamic refugees that can't read, write or speak the host nations language.

Why would you buy an extra device to boil eggs when you can simply but them in a pan with water?

Because in America we don't eat pussy ass boiled eggs as often as Eurofags do. Bout the only time we boil eggs is around Easter when the kids need to color eggs to celebrate the ressurection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who was also white like all the good Americans are.

We eat our eggs fried in bacon grease or butter the way God intended. Have fun burning in hell with the rest of your socialist race mixing European bretheren, you heathen.

Cuz life should be a vending machine.

You go to Denny's and Perkins for scrambled eggs and crispy bacon

Only a 3rd world faggot would eat an actual boiled egg.

but who was phone?

>when the egg boiler makes them just right

>a kettle
>egg boiler

It's a travesty. I'm still on the hunt for a decent kettle too, everything in the shops tastes of plastic and poverty. Makes for an awful cup. Might have to order one online or have the relatives post one out at this rate. Shocked to find Barry's on the shelves locally though, at least there's that.

t. Irishman in the states for grad work

too difficult for someone.

There aren't steel stovetop kettles that whistle?

derp

Thats not an egg boiler you retard its a pasta cooker

I've no hob unfortunately. It's all just so tragic. microwaving the water tastes better in all honesty.

>Calling a soap heater an egg boiler

enjoy your microwave poisoning.

Yeah the plastic ones out the box always have a plasticy cancer taste that everyone thinks im imagining but s definitely there.

Get rid of the taste by putting a couple of desert spoons worth of bicarbonate of soda in there, half fill it with water and boil it up. Works every time.

Kettle for tae.

htf do you think most American stoves are powered, retard?

Protip: It ain't gas.

I've had it in the army as early as `91 ... 'Twas a good war.

They also "clean" their asshole smearing shit all around their butt with paper

Just say baking soda so you don't make the retards think you're trying to kill them.

>boiling not frying your eggs

RIP in peace brother darkness

Switzerland YES

Is that a OBOD?

CAPITALISM

At least we can flush our paper, Paco

>no lid

It is. Another example are Rice Cookers. Why buy a separate device when you can just heat that shit up in a pan?

ITT: faggots that shoot water in their ass daily and retards that buy single use kitchen ware

Just microwave the water, it's all the same

technically baking soda can include extra additives like flour or yeast

sometimes it's better to be descriptive rather than prescriptive

>Ivan cannot understand why people spend money on kitchenware instead of Vodka

I usually just take the eggs outside and place them above the pile of burning tires

It's blasphemous but I've taken to purposefully scalding the tea a bit to cover the plastic taste.

Reflecting as I type this, I think it's come time to spring for a nice dear one from home.

I don't know what are you talking about
Also Paco is a spanish name

Anyway how do you feel walking away with all the shit still around your buttcrack

We hire you spanish types to wipe it clean for us

your mom doesn't mind, pacinzo

>they dont have kettles

howmdo they make a cup of tea then?

How fucking hard is it to boil water. I guess this explains the lack of other nations flags in the moon.

You can pick up Chantal kettles all over the place. Just don't be such a poor fag.

>he doesn't get poached eggs prepared by his loving wife every morning.

Why live?

>my wife's bull insists on fresh boiled eggs before filling my wife with protein.

>t. Swede

>microwaved eggs
Fuckin' delicious m8

>put pot on stove
>water boils

wow you don't need some extra accessory for that

Sweden yes

Same with bread toasters, vacuum cleaners, ecc.
Poor americans are too brainwashed by jewish propaganda to understand they do not need such things

you can make spaghetti too

>USA
>doesn't deep-fry his eggs every morning

F
...and now I most go home and put some water in but nasty's mommas dish...

Can't argue with that

COSA FAI

Don't worry, Sven. You'll be third world fast enough.

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you just have to cut them in half before you put them in. btw do you eat your spaghetti with a fork and knife too?

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>be american
>wake up
>pledge allegiance
>"Time to make some darn breakfast yeehaw"
>microwave a cup of water
>microwave an egg
>pour water into a pot, add some soup ingredients in a pot
>fuck it microwave it too
>get shot

True story. Many such cases!

how am I supposed to clean the carpet without a vacuum?

do you think she is imagining the sausage as a 12 year old refugee immigrant nü-deutchlander

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A buddy of mine filled a kettle with milk once, because the microwave wasn't working
It was funny watching him cleaning the mess

Shit

We cut our spaghetti in half too for our childrens so that they do not choke
Nope, just fork

GTFO

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Sure I do, we call them stoves.

I like a stove top kettle. I ordered a japanese one off of amazon, works fine.

I don't like electric kettles.

Don't you have a wife user?

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>Get rid of the taste by putting a couple of desert spoons worth of bicarbonate of soda in there, half fill it with water and boil it up. Works every time.

Must mention that I just tried this. Washed it out, made a cup, tasted strides better I have to say. Thanks a million user, I'll manage now til a nice kettle makes its way to me.

I've no proper hob though, just some electric nightmare that hardly works on the pots as it is. If I had one, I'd be set because those sorts of nice kettles are readily available here I must say.

i heard your mom can suck everything in too, that's why they call her kirby.

I am the wife you idiot. Vacuums are a necessary item to keep carpets clean.

I apologize, for I have no idea what a "hob" is. I assume now it's a stove? In which case that's unfortunate because you are correct, stove top kettles are easy to come by.

>using as much electricity because of nuclear
will you ever learn to save?

Just lick them clean instead, idiot

>italians live with filthy carpets

good to know

No you're right, it's just a normal gas burner on the top of a cooker. I'd hoped for one thinking they'd be commonplace but none of the places I'd looked at to live had one. Just the electric ring type.