NUCLEAR FALLOUT PREPARATION THREAD

In case of (((nuclear))) fallout, it's best to stock up now while you can.
Especially before all the normies get lost in the hysteria and raid all the shops. Be first. Be prepared.

Step 1: Fill your bath with water, any object that can be filled with water must be also filled and covered.
Step 2: Seal all windows, doors and anything that has the possibility of airflow throughout the house. (Use duck tape, and any sealant available.)
Step 3: Use object around the house to prop up against windows and doors.
Step 4: Ration your food for 2 weeks.

(Use whatever means of communication you have to stay in touch with updates about the areas affected the most.)

After two weeks if you aren't able to evacuate the area and you need supplies, fashion a radiation suit out of disposable clothes fitted with anything waterproof on the outside, use bin bags on the outside and any rubber available! Watch for signs of unexplained bruising, pale skin and general unwellness. Repeat this cycle until confirmation of evacuation or news of safe areas become available.

VIDEO LINKS:
>How to Survive a Nuclear Fallout
youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq7wbLVAVk
>Vsauce3: Could you Survive a Fallout?
youtube.com/watch?v=YvGlBFjxvgY
>How to Survive a Nuclear Disaster
youtube.com/watch?v=6_fy4FxQcDE
>How to Make a Gas Mask out of a Coke Bottle
youtube.com/watch?v=m8up_9HLo-M

MUSIC:
>Iron Maiden: Run to the Hills
youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
>Dead Kennedy's: Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Round
youtube.com/watch?v=HVGg_5grOTg
>Ozzy Osbourne: Crazy Train
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDZtbBZuqb0
>Dance With The Dead: B-Side [Volume 1]
youtube.com/watch?v=n4E4kjQIw6M

Remember... if you see a flash. Close your eyes!

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Make sure every part of your body is sealed away from exposure. Make a gasmask to avoid breathing in radioactive particles. Depending on the radiation levels in your area you must be vigilant with how long your are exposed to fallout if it's absolutely necessary you must leave for supplies.

Stay in touch with reports and do research on the radiation levels in your area, make sure you understand how long you can be exposed safely.
Make sure you have a good plan before leaving.

Also make sure on your supply run you stock up on items needed for making new equipment. Upon return leave all clothing outside and wash yourself and the goods immediately!

Radiation can penetrate your clothes and body NP point of sealing it

MORE MUSIC [to bump thread]:

>Iron Maiden: The Trooper
youtube.com/watch?v=X4bgXH3sJ2Q

>AC/DC: Thunderstruck
youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

>Kay Kyser: Jingle Jangle Jingle
youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

Depending on the level of radiation, you can avoid a lot of radiation poisoning by sealing up and avoiding as much as possible.

This isn't so much about avoiding it completely, but reducing the amount you will be exposed to.

Internal exposure is more dangerous than external exposure. You skin does a pretty good job at keeping radioactive particles out, it's the ingestion and inhalation of alpha/beta particles that fuck you up the worst.

we ought to have a movie night before we go

At least make it something fun...

LMAO
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TOLD YA

I can think of a couple good "world gets nuked" movies to watch in preparation.

Also on-topic, I've read that a stack or two of old phonebooks (for those places that still have them) acts as a decent impromptu radiation shield do to it being a foot-thick layer of organic material between you and the boom.

All the Mad Max films! Someone stream

fury road was godawful

I don't plan on surviving. Have fun in your irradiated hell.

FUCKING KEK!

alpha particle emitters can be avoided by sealing clothing and taking showers.

>acdc
Are you 12?

how many times did you fags predict this already?

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Guys please pray for me if nukes start falling. If someone decides to nuke the USA I will be vaporized.

mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
Open network stream, NK announcing war....

The us will never get nuked.

Where you live user?

What nuclear fallout? China and US will nuke North Korea together

I'm close enough to a major naval base that if nuked I will be killed within minutes so don't matter to me.

Just gotta hope Straya isn't a target for dem nukes.

Electric eye - judas priest

Portland Oregon. If they don't directly nuke my city, I'll die of fallout from when they nuke Seattle which is close, or I'll die of fallout from California.

Just move to China or Russia. They have bomb shelters for everyone, not just the elite. All modern buildings basements have blast doors.

Don't think you will win any kind of nuclear war. Check again. Where is your shelter?

Kek, I'll just inhale all the radiation and become a ghoul. Good luck with your preparation

If you are in a radioactive zone and you have a shower (for whatever reason, I guess scrubbing yourself if you got exposed) do NOT use hair conditioner. Conditioner binds easily to radioactive materials and makes it harder to wash off.

oh boy what could go wrong if hundreds of chinese rushed to those shelters and became trapped inside them.

Nah, I got my own Blast + Fallout shelters

>Seal all doors and windows

How long untill you suffocate? You need a vent fan with a filter of some sort.

Also, What about nuclear bunker busters?
Just when you thnk you're safe, you get ripped up because the US targeted a well-known bunker. glhf.

FUG

You should keep iodine tablets too, stops your thyroid absorbing radiation. I think by law nuclear power stations have to supply people with them for free who live in a certain radius of the station, i think.

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On a technically related note, here's an old mockumentary about a fictional WW3 that uses a bunch of stock war footage and is pretty great

This.

You know there are other countries in the world... right?

>burgers

Too much iodine will give you cancer too. It won't stop you from absorbing radiation, it will just block the bad ionized iodine.

Too much heat will give you cancer
Everything fucking gives you cancer
>muh free radicals

>MUSIC:
As expected, you tories have top tier taste

>surviving a nuclear war

What would even be the point

just duck and cover
youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

Seriously. In Britain there is no safe place. We will be a glow in the dark hole in the ground. I live mile from a prime target so I get to go first.

even Greece have nuclear shelters.

Step it up yellow nigga.

All you fucking faggots who don't want to play Fallout: Real Life Edition need to get out

Yeah but not real ones like us

Lawlessness

You guys survived the blitz, how can you not have shelters all over the place?

Just end my suffering, Kim.

dumping nuke webms

Enjoy the results of not treating the poor bastard correctly.

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fucking glorious

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B-)

MOOR PLS.

I don't want to set the world on fire

starving and trying to survive winter with no electricity sure does sound fun

>when the shit goes down
Put Opeth in my Walkman.
Pop in earbuds.
Wait for asshole douchebag Yankee prepper next door to walk by his kitchen window.
Single shot with my Kimber 8400 tac rifle equipped with nighthawk scope, bc if I miss, that fucker is gonna kill my ass.
Take his shit.
Because fuck him, those aren't my god damn leaves, I don't even have a FUCKING OAK TREE IN MY YARD.
Bring on the end.
Praise KEK, digits make it happen.

I'm off to the shops to get supplies. I'll be back in 20.

Powerful and beautiful

Yes, it does sound fun.
>NK will start a all out nuclear war

Best thing to do is drive to your nearest bank and go into the vault. Just tell them that it's a Federal Civil Defense Administration fallout shelter if you're challenged. Don't forget to close the door, and bring plenty of food, water and a sleeping bag. Also, don't forget to bring a firearm for the crazies that will try to stop you from surviving the nuclear blast.

>he hasn't winter-camped
There's nothing like waking up toasty in a sleeping bag while snow falls silently outside, get some gear and try it out this winter if we're all still here.

i fucking hate my neighbor because her fucking trees literally cover my pool in leaves and shit.

the dude probably has never backpacked a few days in on a mountain needing to fish for food
survival is only hard for retards who don't spend time outside

Lol fuck

I'm in Cali so like..if I see shit getting bright imma just submit. Trying to protect myself will at best still allow a quick painless death, at worst let me survive awhile to experience slow painful death while witnessing the world around destroyed.

do it nk you pussy fucker i want happenings

Everybody should camp at least once a year, it's ridiculously fun and makes you feel confident as fuck when you realize 'I got this'.

The thought that scares me the most is being within the zone that doesn't kill you right away but still leaves you with 3rd degree burns. Imagine suddenly seeing a bright flash and the whole sky turns dark. But you aren't near the fireball at all so you have time to be aware of how fucked you are. Suddenly the air around you starts heating up like an oven. You try to run but the air everywhere is burning. Every breath you take chars your lungs. The trees around you are on fire, people's skin is melting off, everyone around you looks like zombies. Pic related is a first hand drawing of a Hiroshima survivor. Yeah it would be literal hell. And even if you escape the radiation the thing about third degree burns is you would be alive for a few days, enough to watch in horror as your body slowly kills itself.

It might be interesting for the first couple weeks, but I'm betting novelty of the situation will wear out really fast.

Better hope you don't get sick or break your leg.

>see flash
>take cover
>not dead right away
>"alright, I made it!"
>start throwing up as stomach-lining dies
>tfw realizing you're a dead man walking
What do?

Stole the webm of the MOAB impacting ISIS
Agreed. One of the best activities to do, it has so many beneficial aspects.
>I would be trying to survive alone
>We are looking forward to a nuclear winter
>I'm not prepared

fuckme

Where do I get iodine supplements

>real ones like us
can jews just stfu about being the chosen people already

Guys is it happening?

>novelty of the situation will wear out really fast
t. never long-term camped before. You can get used to far more than you assume you can user, you'd be surprised what you can endure.

I mean...you die?

Maybe could end it early if you're still capable of moving around.

I dont understand why you even replied with that, obviously too much iodine will cause health problems? Whats your point? Taken in safe dosages it is a must for radiation scenarios

>The thought that scares me the most is being within the zone that doesn't kill you right away but still leaves you with 3rd degree burns.
Same but for me its radioactive fallout. That can take up to two weeks to kill and you'd be in agony the entire time.

From what I understand you could get a lethal dose and still be moving around up to a week with your organs failing and your skin sloughing off in big meaty chunks.
So you're probably right, if I'm throwing up my own stomach lining after a nearby detonation I'm checking out early.

I'm not saying survival would be impossible.

I'm saying it wouldn't be fun or entertaining.

Especially when organized gangs or people like will be all over the place.

I remember reading that you have a few hours before you need to worry about fallout. You have a choice to either escape or stay put and seal up every fucking crack in your doors and windows.

Staying put is probably safer just make sure you fill your tub with water and can ration your food and never open the door for anyone until you are sure it's safe. Irradiated people can kill you if you are in contact with them.

If you decide to make a run for it go in the opposite direction of the prevailing winds, if it starts to rain or get dusty find shelter immediately. Radiation poisoning is one of the worst ways to die.

I will pray for you anyway. :3

GOD CANT HELP IN A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE

fun hater

>I'm saying it wouldn't be fun or entertaining.
Why would life suddenly start being either of those two?
I'm lucky enough to be pretty far away from any major or even minor target, but that's all good advice regardless.

Nah he's right. If it had been called 'Furiosa' I honestly would've enjoyed it, but I went in looking for a Mad Max movie.

>Step 2: Seal all windows, doors and anything that has the possibility of airflow throughout the house. (Use duck tape, and any sealant available.)

This basically means death

We're 1000's of miles away from them, stop being a faggot we have nothing to fear
Wouldn't want to be in south korea or japan right now though

Online?
Drugstore?

The nervous laughter is kicking in
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>but I went in looking for a Mad Max movie.
Because all the other ones have been just about Max, right?

From your comments it sounds like you feel like you'd enjoy to be in such a situation.

I'm just trying to be realistic about what it'd be like, even though a full scale nuclear world war is not realistic scenario to begin with.

At least not at this time.

no, fag, acdc sucks cock.

Even globalists only buy fallout shelters to be edgy. Their real plan is to be wiped out in the first strike.

Better that than to die in a prison basement with the world crying with laughter and playing the video of globalists' heads being blown off over and over again.

If there's a nuclear war, it'll be because the globalists decided that if they can't rule the human race, there won't be a human race to rule.

If IT HAPPENS, expect that you will die of blast injuries, radition poisoning or hunger. Anybody making promises to the contrary is selling something.

To be honest, I'd only enjoy trying to rebuild whats left of society.