ITS HAAAAPPEEEEEEEEEEENING

Evacuations planned by Japan as North Korea vows to "mercilessly ravage" America

DAY OF THE SUN 1 HOUR LEFT IN NORTH KOREA TO START

usnews.com/news/world/articles/2017-04-14/air-china-to-suspend-beijing-pyongyang-flights-chinese-state-tv

aljazeera.com/news/2017/04/north-korea-handle-170414130717870.html

express.co.uk/news/world/791999/North-Korea-America-tensions-Japan-evacuations-amid-threats

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und es hat boooooom gemacht

this thread is better

>und es hat boooooom gemacht
HEIL HITLER

Is this real

JUST NUKE NORTH KOREA.

TRUMP WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T LET THEM NUKE JAPAN.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Come to germany, all japs are welcome.

>chile

oh fuck

>anime will stop existing in your lifetime

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so who is allies with who now

>"mercilessly ravage"
Sounds kinky, can't wait for my Nork qtp2t to ravage me. Although most of their women look like they took a frying pan to the face.

BOI

I think Russia still back North Korea, well they want USA to use diplomacy

Operation: Kaiju Dawn.

What can we do to make sure we win?

If we can collectively find a flag in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, looking at nothing but the sky, we can win/prevent a nuclear war.

No we don't back it. Tear it apart.

Japan AND Nordkorea nuked in one day? Can't get better!

We want diplomacy to avoid casualties among our people since radioactive dust clouds could cover Vladivostok, Khabarovsk and etc. Generally we agree that nk should be denuclearized and democratized.

>digits

YAMERO

Digits confirm. rip in peace nips.

Russia never backed NK, only china did

I just hope every fag country involved nukes each other and we can finally have some peace.

How is nuking NK stop it from Nuking everyone?

The day of the noodle!

Thank you based frog

I'll miss u jap bastards

fuck japan and fuck america. let the weebs die

Will China and US nuke NK together?

yes it can, Europe and America are going down aswell! and Russia will plagued by mutated and deadly europistanis and wildlife

>Japan
Seriously? Nuked in both world wars?

Should the US act on NK??

strawpoll.com/6dfaaer
strawpoll.com/6dfaaer

>and Russia will plagued by mutated and deadly europistanis and wildlife
It pretty much already is

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Is this really happening or is just like any other happening thread on here that never truly materializes?

We must secure the existence and a future for North Korean women

Come on, you're going to miss a perfectly good chance to shoot nork T-62 with T-90A while filming it all in 4k. You could even try out the T-14.

For fuck’s sake…
Alright, Word Of Power time. It’s Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I’m not saying this towards the trolls who’ve flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit – they’ve no hope already. I’m saying this for your benefit – the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it’s not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it’s everywhere. Take it from me. It’s Grinman. You don’t have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don’t, just keep it in the back of your head…the last flickering candle of truth. He’s the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Longcat too (not Cocksucking cat).

Kim, if you're reading this, can you please nuke shit up today?
I have a family gathering to go to tomorrow that I really want to get out of. And WWIII is a pretty good excuse.
k thx

Kim backed down said they would test on their own terms

Could be pulling a fast one though who knows. I forgot to take all my money out of the stock market but it would be worth it for Le Ebin Habbenings.

>nukes japs
>artilleries Seoul
>Zerg rushes his troops into China

Goes out like an absolute madman

Und mit seiner bombe den kimmy weggeweht

sorry i dont speak arabic

Both. I doubt a nuke will be used (or if one is used there's a pretty good chance it will be disarmed mid flight due to how old an NK nuke would likely be) but there is s chance US and/or china can launch an assault.

>Russia never backed NK, only china did
Russia fucking made North Korea in the beginning of time.

>A vote for Trump is a vote for peace, Hillary will drag the world into wa-

Dude let them nuke Japan. You saw how good the first nukes were for them. This will send them to the next level beyond humanity.

thanks based gook

Soviet Union and Russia are 2 different things, people who ruled during soviet times were the oligarchs putin booted out

It's happening chaps

what if they shoot it off and its trajectory fucks up and lands in pyongyang

>2020 Paralympic games will be dominated by North Korean irradiated superhumans

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Literally nothing is going to happen.
The war ships have been in that position outside Korea many, many times before. Trump is not going to do shit because he is not dumb enough to risk nuclear war.

NK Yongbyon nuclear facility with its reactor, spent fuel processing and uranium refining factories is going to be leveled pretty bad. All workshops and design offices related to either nuclear or missile programs will be receiving cruise missiles too.

This goddamn timeline I swear to god

WRONG! SEE

It is not happening an hour from now

The most likely time will be eight hours from now as north korea always do their shit around 6 - 9 am period

War? nah more like, massacre.

will miss you Nippon.

2/3 world wars. Nukes didn't exist in the first unfortunately

Wtf I love the glorious leader now

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I got to see a world war
I died a virgin
I don't know if I'm ready for these feels lads.

he may not, but what about the korean fatso

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Followed by China installing a new puppet. This was tge agreement made recently, hence the toned down Chana rhetoric from Trump. It was actually pretty smart on Trumps part.

We bomb nuke/missile sites to hell, secure remaining nuke material, and China will be allowed to maintain the buffer and install a new puppet.

The alternatives brought to China during Trumps meeting with Xi had beem met with two options.

Option 1: China doesn't help, loses buffer, one Korea backed by US, combined with hordes of fleeing Norks to China causing crisis.

Option 2: We bomb/ remove all things nuclear, allow China to install new dictator under the terms new leadership doesn't seek nuclear progression, thus keeping buffer, avoiding massive hordes of NKoreans, and everyone is happy.

They had to choose, no other choice. Option 2 is obviously the better deal for us both.

ETA most likely tomorrow. Takes at least 3 days until ready after loading the tunnel. Also, they have to scrap device if not used once loaded, as things deteriorate rapidly, especially the rocket fuel of at all being tested this time, might just be underground blast.

If it is the only reason this is reasonable then


Just drop 10 MOABs at once during the parade, right?

Glad to see I am wrong

I've been searching for that one, thanks

I feel like a battered housewife.
Time and time again I get let down by these happening threads when nothing happens.
Yet I keep coming back in the vague hope that something will be different this time

Please Kimmy, please just do the nuke test so a real honest to god happening can happen

kim will puss out. been larping hard here for three days but every year is the same.

pretty sure vice went to see a NK logging camp in Russia once. the loggers thought they were still in NK

>and then pretend like you dont know what happened
>"those kooky gooks accidentally bombed themselves JimJam"

>tfw anime will improve even further
wtf just nuke it already kim!

Yes he is as bold as dumb and he will press the nuclear button if triggered

N-nani!

been to every Nork sleepover since '13 and it's always disappointing, but this time it sure feels different

fake and gay
DO NOT CLICK LINK!

lmao what a madman
id imagine he'd nuke south korea too or some shit man

a battered housewife is an accurate way to put it. i like it.
trump is the difference and things are cranked up WAY more than usual. i still have a slight bit of hope for happenings.

It very well might be different, if only because we have a new president this time. Obonogo was too much of a pussy

>Evacuations planned by Japan as North Korea vows to "mercilessly ravage" America
>Implying NK can do shit

bro everyone was given the same opportunities and everyone has to deal with the same shit that happens

don't be upset if something happens that you, yourself, cant change.

but if NK nukes someone theres literally no way in hell russia or china would back them lmao chill out boi

they have subs you know. they've slipped through our radar before.

i hope lots of americans and gooks will die today

no FUCK OFF

Is it time now, we goes boom?

>trump is the difference
>Obonogo was too much of a pussy

BINGO

Obama was the biggest fence sitter I have ever seen

this, the world will be 100% less degenerate

As usual, everybody "freaks out" and writes it on the keyboard like this was tumblr but each and every one of you know that NOTHING is going to happen. Smoke and mirrors.

This leave japan just fuck America

Let a man dream

my digits proof you wrong you fuck

Nice sources faggot

shitskin opinions topkek

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being this mad for "shit skins" opinions

LETS WATCH AND WAIT FOR THE BOMBS CHAPS

SEOUL LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=21H-_kz3cF0

every thread has germany in it being a mega sore ass over everything
what the fuck is your problem

Nice job

wow wtf is this random stream

How crazy would it be to see a nuke or artillery fire live?

We do not know fun, just efficiency.

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