US Airforce seismic radars have confirmed that a nuclear missile has indeeed been launched. Satellite footage has revealed that the misssile is a massive, standing at 900m erect, with a wet load of over 80k gigatons uranium, with 10 booster rockets for extra speed and advanced aerodynamics. It is the KIM mark 14, the largest nuclear missile ever made.
Nuclear missile is suspected of heading towards california in the eastern direction. When landed,, this nuclear missile will undoubtedly cause a massive crater to be formed, and cause a billion dollars in property damage and distress in the californian population.
Very soon the news resources are believed that they will confirm this.
Source: I work at the seismic analysis institute of the US government
Here's how I know you are lying. The very first thing any governmental organization would do in this event is a total communications blackout for everyone but a very select staff. I know you aren't on that staff because you'd be extremely busy and unable to make this thread.
1/10 got me to reply
Thomas Butler
i wish. I don't even give a shit if america takes a massive blow if california was obliterated we would wind up better over time.
Thomas Martinez
I just referred this information to the seismic operations general of the US army
Luis Jenkins
Then it really is all over.
Adam Peterson
Good god, North Korea really is on a *roll* today.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
California here, can confirm I am ded please press F
Parker Ross
So these guys just showed up near me house
Nolan Scott
>Seismic Radars
What the hell is a Seismic Radar?
Nicholas Johnson
>80,000 Gigatons >80 Million Megatons >Tzar was 50 Megatons
WE WUZ DINOSAURS N' SHIET
Brody Wood
Long Island?
Joseph Ross
Post time stamp aryfag
Dominic Reyes
Hey, I know this meme
Gabriel Ramirez
ground penetrating radar that measures hydrogen levels in the soil in order to create a topographical image of sorts
Justin Williams
>Are you a big guy?
Lincoln Fisher
>Reverse Image search >Babylon Fields is a proposed new television series that features resurrected zombies as characters
Nice one, faggot
Benjamin Wright
>10 booster rockets for extra speed and aerodynamics lmao
Gabriel Thomas
Fake and German (the new name of homosex)
Mason Perez
>KIM mark 14 Oh i am laffin
>80k gigatons user...I
Juan Cox
That is a real thing but OP is a faggot >misssile is a massive, standing at 900m erect, with a wet load of over 80k gigatons uranium
>US Airforce seismic radars have confirmed that a nuclear missile has indeeed been launched. >seismic radar >missle launch can those seismic radars also detect my farts?
Chase Martinez
>Nuclear missile is suspected of heading towards california in the eastern direction
Sweet! I was planning on leaving for work in a few minutes... Should I go and be vaporized while I sit in traffic or should I wait for it and leave this earth from the comfort of my own home?
Pls advise
James Torres
I HEAR SOMETHING OMGGG ITS HAPPENINGGGGG REEEEEEEEEEEE
Parker Lewis
Might as well stay home and have one last good fap and meal. RIP in peace Sup Forumsbro
Levi Reyes
Did Kimmy boy put some activated almonds on the warhead?
Zachary Butler
>erect >wet load
Calling Dr. Freud
Josiah Bell
You're obviously a faggot, OP. Wanna suck my dick?
John Green
i would kill myself before i got the opportunity ripped out of my hands
Hudson Gutierrez
You write science fiction about as well as L. Ron Hubbard...
Christian Perry
>cause a billion dollars in property damage It is going to take out a few hundred houses in LA or SF, or that stupid high speed rail the libtards are pushing? HURRAYYY!!
Dominic Sanders
>implying
We've got ears everywhere, frenchy. But no, that dingdong doesn't work in nuclear detection. I know this because I work in nuclear detection and I haven't been recalled yet. We're on high alert for this weekend though, so fingers crossed!
Gavin Lopez
Serious question, user. I'm an LA fag. I have kids. Do I need to be worried? NK truly can't reach us with a nuke, right?
