Why is clubbing the only way to get laid these days

Why is clubbing the only way to get laid these days

>tinder
>approach during day if smooth
back to r9k fegit

I'm a first time clubber. I'm kind of nervous but I'm going with my uncle next week.


Any advice?

life is just a lot easier when you stay away from women.

bitch should lose some of that pudge gut, disgusting

>suggests tinder as the alternative to clubbing


absolutely D E G E N E R A T E

It's not

Don't pay for bottle service. It never works.

unless you are ready to have a family, yes

get laid. get hpv. wow what an experience.

Do not dance. The music will be so loud that you can't shit. Just smile and nod.

I didn't say my advice would be good.

It isn't.
You're just a boring, shallow cunt - so the only way to get people to take an interest in you is to surround yourself with equally boring and shallow people - and drug them into stupidity.

>clubbing

you want to know how I know you're a degenerate?

...

>life is just a lot easier when you stay away from women.
Come over to /hm/, the water is fine.

>going clubbing with your uncle

Enjoy not getting laid.

>Any advice?
yeah, don't go to a club

Do you want to get laid on churches?

Clubs are the brothels of the modern world

Is not.

In fact is a horrible way to get laid.

In all seriousness, how do you meet girls?

I'm not in school anymore, and my work is filled with a bunch of fat guys.

You can't just walk up to a cute girl in the store or some shit or they blow a rape whistle.
So how the fuck do you meet people?

>Get laid
The easier option, yes

>Find gf
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol totally misunderstood

I never go to bars or clubs

I used to work retail/sales and just got pussy thrown at me

married now but office co-workers are still an option. I don't get it, I've never relied on public parties for sex

>not learning daygame

>You can't just walk up to a cute girl in the store or some shit or they blow a rape whistle.
Of course you can. Just don't look to your feets while talking to her

People like you thinking of "muh dick" are a cancer to society.

I don't believe you, we only do that shit up here. And even then only the Nunavut fags can pull it off

>>/r9k/

Because all the whores go to clubs. You've got to date and marry the good ones before fikki fikki.

This...
Women here are so used to tinder-betas.
Say something nice in person.
Insta wetness.

Not shitting. I can pretty much go to a mall and just pick who i want.
Some have boyfriends, but they get so flattered they just might say fuck it, lets go see if the handicap toilet is available.

You really can't though. Girls here have been trained to automatically assume that all guys are rapists.
The only guy who can get away with just walking up to a girl is Chad.

Wrap that fucker up. Club girls generally have herpes or warts.

That doesn't answer my question.

even if it is im still not getting down that low,
i have my dignity and principles

>getting laid
>thinking that you're in control want wanting to get some when in reality it's just what your body wants you to do
>wasting time effort and money for a quick thrill
>might as well do hard drugs
>forgoing opportunities to meet a female fit to procreate with or mistakenly impregnating one you meet at the club.

really smart, leaf.

My uncle is candadian

really nigga

That seal is ready to attack. Better make that first swing a good one.

no seriously, how the fuck do you get grills?

I see three options:
1) Pubs
2) Clubs
3) Random encounters

Qts and gf material will mostly come with the third option, but with the first two you'll probably end up with whores.

Now the real dilemma comes into play.

Is it worth picking up grills from pubs and clubs where you'd probably waste around £50 per night and have to talk charmly in order to attract? You could easily find an acceptable hooker for 30 minutes with £50, skip all the useless chatter, save precious time and health.

I'm bamboozled desu.

see

>Why is clubbing the only way to get laid these days

It's not the only way but clubbing is the easiest. Because it's filled with people who are there to fuck. The only downsides is that there's so many fucking retards and girls with std's, so always use a condom.

Use tinder since it's the most popular normie hook up app. But if you an ugly motherfucker you will not get shit. Therefore go clubbing, because drunk women get beer goggles.

Maybe go to a jazz bar for cultured middle aged woman.

>Say something
This is not the norge way

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Just talk to them like they're anybody else and odds are one of them will eventually find you interesting. If not then you just have shit genes and were not meant to pass them on, sucks to suck cuck

>don't dance - just nod your head up and down with some arm movement and everyone will think your high on ket like half the people there

>drink plenty beforehand - club drink prices are extortionate more often than not

>be proactive at the bar - if you're a passive faggot it can take up to 30 minutes to get a drink. As soon as you see someone getting their drinks, plot on how to take their space as quickly as possible

I've only met girls through mutual friends or activities, I think that's what people mean by putting yourself out there. Sucks for me cause I don't like socializing all the time. Fuck online dating too

by having alot of friends you hang out with regularly, who have female friends
basically by having a big social circle

>Clubbing

If this was 2005, maybe.

These days clubs are full of shit music, overpriced drinks and gang-bangers.

leaf gets it

The only thing I can think of is volunteering and singles events, but volunteering is a huge gamble where you have to commit to something where you probably won't meet anyone you like, and I don't know if singles events are still things since everyone has given up hope of meaningful relationships.

Then there's bars and parties, but if you don't drink why are you even at a a bar and you have to have friends to get invited to parties.

If you think you're going to meet a quality human being in any encounter that involves alcohol you are so mistaken.

Maybe there's a slight chance you can whip her into shape and make good house wife material, but your better off at something like asking that cute neighbor or that one girl at the farmers market. Lets be honest with ourselves.

Cheap whores love free drinks

Fuck your uncle.

Its not. Do things with friends and meet friends of friends. If you arent full blown autismo, you can get girls just fine without being a degenerate clubfag.

>need friends to make friends
>in order to make friends, you need friends
>to get friends, you need to already have friends

Welp, looks like I'm dying alone.

that falls into random encounters, but surely there must be a way to mine gfs otherwise

House parties. Fuck the clubs.

/thread

This. His uncle is a degenerate that should be gassed.

that's not how it works, user

>Why is clubbing the only way to get laid these days

because we've come full circle

Still degenerate.

You get a girl the same way you get a job.
Sup Forums doesn't know how to do either one.

Don't go with your uncle

Just find a nice escort, like I did, shit was fun,she also told me she has a fiance so I cucked a man

Tinders just a self esteem boosting tool basic bitches use feel better looking at beta messages.

OkCupid is like a traditional dating site but for hipsters and "creatives". Lots of "I'm a free independent woman, rah rah slut power" types.

So then how do you make friends if you don't have friends?

Unless you're a complete social retard who only knows how to get laid while drunk inside of a club filled with equally drunk and equally horny girls then clubbing isn't the only way to get laid.

become a muslim

This. Tried tinder for 6 months last year. Found absolutely nothing than vapid whores that just wanted my salami. Met my now-GF through friends.

By having a social life?

Even if you don't have a lots of friend, or a group circle of friends, you can always get the barrista at your local starbucks, wet

>getting laid

you're getting what you asked for. Reflect upon this.

I've fucked about 8 girls and haven't ever gone clubbing.

because women won't sleep with you sober...

I wish you were real...

because you just want a quick fuck not to start a family you nigger.

Why would you want to meet girls

don't get drunk, u can get buzzed but not drunk, pretend to be alpha, chat it up with girls - let em know u wanna fuck by flirting and giving them the look that "the pussy is all I'm after n we both know it", theyre after some dick too so remember that, make sure ur uncle is being a good wing man by making u look cool n alpha, watch out for the bitchy friends n look for the party fun girls. if u don't hook up during clubbing then stick around a prowl on those that are leaving the club by talking to some, remember they went there for some dick n didn't find any but hey ur threes they may as well.

Lad, you realize 1 and 2 are also random encounters, yes? You just happen to put yourself in a room with 10 drunk people per square yard instead of an area with like 1 regular person per yard. Being engaging/approachable is an all-the-time thing. Club hookups are mostly degenerate--you can just wait for a chick to look at you the right way and go get em, sometimes without even talking

I might be a kissless vergin. But how do you meet girls through friends? Do you mean to tell me people just have female friends that they don't date and are just waiting to set them up with a friend of theirs?
I don't get it, why would anyone even keep a female friend they can't have sex with?

>I don't get it, why would anyone even keep a female friend they can't have sex with?
because females have other female friends, which you could come in contact with
also having female friends makes you more attractive to girls somehow

>hiring escorts
>so I cucked a man

Literally double degeneracy

>drinking coffee
>hanging around hipster dwellings
is this your first day on Sup Forums, honey?

It's not, just chat up some local girls on Facebook. Easy as pie m8.

clubs are filled with trash

take it from me, I had a clubbing phase. and if the clubs have hiphop, nigs will stab you.

Through friends is the best way to meet girls... But my friends are degenerates which bring degenerate whores around all the time which is kinda gay.

Its best to sit in the corner, order real complicated drinks (makes the girls know you mean business ) then whenever one comes near you just grab their arm, pull them close and start to make out.
Works everytime, they love a strong silent type who takes charge.
>Your welcome

getting laid... you blue pills, women are the destroyers of the west, inferior brain, inferior physical strength, they deserve to be sexual slaves, they don't deserve more than that,

>say something nice in person
>gril doesn't like it
>get arrested for sexual harassment
>Nothx.jpg

>fuck it, lets go see if the handicap toilet is available

bullshit

Be the Chad you want to see in the girl.

user, I...

Because women never said "no" to a good clubbing.

AIDS soup.