NORTH KOREA TO STRIKE CALIFORNIA AND/OR SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA ON APRIL 14TH/15TH, 2017

Predictions for:

Friday, April 14th, 2017,

Saturday, April 15th, 2017.

What the spirits have shown me:

The DPRK, in retaliation to Trump's threats to strike their territory, coupled with Amerika's demonstration of its willingness to use weapons of mass-destruction on civilian populated targets in Afghanistan yesterday afternoon, will strike against Seoul and/or the state of California with nuclear weapons capable of decimating hundreds of thousands of people.

These strikes are set to occur on April 15th, 2017, "The Day of The Sun," Kim Il Sung's birthday. If Amerika takes further action to antagonize the Koreans, preemptive action may be taken later today, April 14th, 2017.

Beverly Hills and/or Seoul will be reduced to wreckage and smoldering ash. Millions will be affected by these attacks, which will precipitate WWIII, Nuclear Armageddon and the Apocalypse.

It is also possible that the DPRK could attempt attacks on Japan or New York in the days to come.

The spirits have instructed me to warn the people of California and South Korea. If you live in either of these places, evacuate immediately. Get as far away as possible.

They have shown me gas masks and underground bunkers. They have shown me Potassium Iodide capsules. They plead with us to stock up on supplies necessary for surviving Nuclear Armageddon.

PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE BLASTS. WWIII IS IMMINENT.

youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

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usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/04/14/donald-trump-north-korea/100461308/
spencerfernando.com/2017/04/11/watch-trudeau-goes-blank-full-ten-seconds-north-korea/?utm_campaign=crowdfire&utm_content=crowdfire&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter#780574247357812737-tw#1492181080194
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/04/05/will-north-korea-fire-a-missile-capable-of-hitting-the-u-s-mainland-probably/
express.co.uk/news/world/632178/North-Korea-hydrogen-bomb-test-map-potential-targets-nuclear-warhead
twitter.com/nknewsorg/status/852888636706226178
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>french flag
>the spirits told me 'etc'
sage yourself

I hope this faggot dies of AIDS or cancer in the video.

Based Best Korea.
Nuke the feminist Worst Korea.

Do you think Kim Jong-un will accept volunteers?

No.

Also, quite the hypocrisy that this board believes in an Egyptian frog god and holds that the so-called "Aryan race" are the descendants of Atlanteans.

is it ok if I'm in northern california? or will the blast zone reach there too?

> implying we wont just shoot down their nuke

There are Navy ships surrounding California right now.

Those spirits are pretty damn vague, is there any chance they could be entirely wrong?

>The spirits
It's either God or Kek. All other religions including atheism are Jewish

> THAD missile defense

Nuke hitting SK of Japan is believable but a nuke would never reach the west coast.

PLEASE KIN JUNG UN IF YOU SEE THIS STRIKE SAN FRANCISCO PLEASE

PLEASE NUKE SAN FRANCISCO

I assume by "the spirits" you mean this is something you came up with while drunk

I'm American in Japan? What should I do? I'm not in Tokyo. Am I going to be ok?

By "god" you mean the Hebraic god.

Also, shamanism is Jewish? Zoroastrianism is Jewish? Hinduism is Jewish? Aztec religion is Jewish? Feel free to an hero at any time.

The only thing best Korea has no shortage of is people. I doubt they would need or want anyone.

>quite the hypocrisy that this board believes in an Egyptian frog god and holds that the so-called "Aryan race" are the descendants of Atlanteans.
Kek is just a meme, and I'm only of the few that believe in the atlantean origin of aryans.

I've seen only two or three Sup Forumsacks supporting this theory

nothing is going to happen

IT'S HAPPENING!

Is it possible to sneak a nuclear payload?

I live 70 miles north of LA in the mountains

Am I fucked?

when this doesnt happen I want you to realize you're cancer and I want you to stop making threads.

In the face of incessant American threats and provocations, nuclear arms are the most reliable deterrence to safeguard Socialist Korea's right to exist.

The independent right and interests of a nation are by no means defended spontaneously. They can be guaranteed only by powerful arms of a nation itself. In the world today national sovereignty and dignity can hardly be thinkable independent of military might. Countries like Syria and Iraq serve as stark reminders that Socialist Korea's right to exist must be safeguarded my nuclear arms. Nuclear arms safeguard peace, socialism and the people's happy life.

To wield a sword if the enemy approaches with a dagger, to face the enemy with a gun if he takes out a rifle - this is Marshal Kim's offensive spirit, and victorious faith and courage that is precisely the source of the Korean people's pride and indomitability to get through any ordeals undauntedly.

PLEASE STRIKE CALIFORNIA. All we need is for a majority Chinese community to be hurt by North Korea.

Whatever about Detroit

Wipe Commifornia off the map!

> tfw you live in the midwest and there is nothing to nuke here

Yes.

What if (((they))) want the missile to hit you?

Think about it. The kikes will grow even more powerfull with all the debts that a nation in war will get

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

I live in LA it's about time we're getting fucking nuked. Take me home Jesus

B-but it's all mountains in between

That's not what Sup Forums says.

Tell your (((spirits))) to frig off

>people actually entertain this idea

Are you people retarded or just bored? DPRK haven't even miniaturized their warheads, let alone had a successful missile test in 2 years. Missiles are not an issue,

Sage.

Go ask your frog god.

Also Sage

Destroy Hollywood!

>strike California

Jesus fucking Christ. They can barely even strike Japan

Stupid fucking horse eating French dickheads

Happeningfags are not Sup Forums

What about Hawaii? We Ok out here?

fuck off man san francisco isn't far from me and i dont want radiation burns or cancer

PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA
PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA!

Praise!

PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA
PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA!
PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA
PLEASE BE CALIFORNIA!

Praise Kek!

Praise Him!

>What the spirits have shown me

And to the trash ir goes.

>hurry hurry hurry hurry-Aah. Bomb fell apart. Here problem "Made in Korea"

Are you just shitposting or do you actually believe what you're saying?

Now THIS is shitposting

>praise kek

Back to t_d, faggot!

ITS NOW OR NEVER NORKIES!

What if the nuke is already there?

And? This board worships a frog god who allegedly communicates through repeating post digits.

Kek is a meme that existed some time before the_donald

>What the spirits have shown me:
Wow it's fucking nothing

Press f to pay respect

>this board
Wrong, faggot

How far away would one need to be from la? Or is all of California gonna be turned to ash?

I would run as far away from the LA area as possible.

The fact you even acknowledge memes as part of current chan culture just proves you aren't from around here.

Memes are for normies, now,

Do your mom's friends think your smart when you explain 'this board' to them over a kebab?

REMEMBER
CALIFORNIA HAS MULTIPLE LARGE MILITARY BASES
VANDENBERG AFB WOULD LAUNCH SM3 WITH THE AEGIS SYSTEM
IT WOULD NOT REACH CALIFORNIA

You have to be functionally retarded if you think that a nuke put on the shitty Nork rockets can even hit Seoul without being shot out of the sky, let alone California or Hawaii

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/04/14/donald-trump-north-korea/100461308/

BREAKING: Trump prepares for DPRK "event"

The spirits were right after all.

He's a "meme expert" from reddit and just LOVES explaining meme history

I wouldn't even call it functionally retarded, just plain retarded.

I wouldn't give a single shit if they nuke California

>mfw Coachella is happening this weekend

Good. The DPRK will kill all those hipsters.

spencerfernando.com/2017/04/11/watch-trudeau-goes-blank-full-ten-seconds-north-korea/?utm_campaign=crowdfire&utm_content=crowdfire&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter#780574247357812737-tw#1492181080194

kys leaf

I live in Boise, Idaho. Am I fucked?

Watch the signs.

Do the E-4Bs have a secure twitter link for strategic shitposting?

How stupid are you to ask this question?

Based idaho!

Potatoes

>Paying for not supporting trump
>NK will destroy all blue states
PRAISE KEK FOR HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

>tfw you realize that NK will target Major U.S Cities, all of which are chock full of degenerates, fags, race-mixers, shit-skins and Jews.
I have no problem with this as nothing of value will be lost.

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/04/05/will-north-korea-fire-a-missile-capable-of-hitting-the-u-s-mainland-probably/

express.co.uk/news/world/632178/North-Korea-hydrogen-bomb-test-map-potential-targets-nuclear-warhead

>Beverly Hills and/or Seoul will be reduced to wreckage and smoldering ash.

And nothing of value was lost

By the way, murricans, I'm about to cook first ever steak in my life. Got rosemarine, thyme, New York marble steak, olive oil. What shall I go with as garnish? I thought of going for fries but hey, maybe murricans can tell me what fits best.

Can't go wrong with adding a big mac

Literally nothing.

IT'S ALREADY 1AM IN DPRK AAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING

>By the way, murricans, I'm about to cook first ever steak in my life. Got rosemarine, thyme, New York marble steak, olive oil. What shall I go with as garnish? I thought of going for fries but hey, maybe murricans can tell me what fits best.
Mashed potato with American cheese.

They can theoretically hit California.

You know what, we are the god damn UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. We are the definitive world super power. We are the /goodguys/. Liberals will commies will meme all the time about us being the bad guys but we are the good guys . we have a responsibility to the world and our own country.

>Bush
>Clinton
>Obama
These guys and many others all refused to deal with the NK issue. Instead they pretended like it never existed. Hoping that the next guy will do it. Letting the problem grow, and grow, and grow.

We've been kicking the can down the road and now we are running out of road. Its time. Trump has to be the person to do it because the politicians are all pussies.

Nuke the fuck out of NK. Glass the entire country. Then send the boys in. 100 thousand strong. We will rain down hellfire on the chink eyed piefes of shit. MOABs, nukes, carpet bombing, drone strikes.

It needs to be done because if not now then NK WILL soon have the capabilities to have their nuoes reach our cities.

Anyone who disagrees with is a shill and a NK sympathizer. We should round them up and put them in camps like we did i ww2 for the gooks.

We need to save the world again.

They(NK) better make the first strike count, because they won't get a second.

That voice...
Trap voice.

Baked potato

We all have to make sacrifices so that freedom will live.

REAL NORK HOURS

Have fun shooting something underwater you dumb piece of shit

5th Army?

Implying the norks could even make a working hydrogen bomb, their factories still use domestic livestock to run belts. like it's the fucking 1830s. all the tech they have came from us and we sabotaged it like we are on record doing whenever we give our enemies our tech in trade.

>American cheese
They don't sell spray-canned cheese here.
A surprisingly good suggestion, but I'm not going to city just for a Big Mac. Not murricsn enough, sorry.
Maybe picrelated, but it's not sold in my town.

>theoretically
Who cares. They haven't had a successful missile launch in 2 years.

Proper side is potatoes, I prefer scalloped but fries or mashed will do.

Remember to start with olive oil but add butter to enrich taste, make sure to rub the rosemary and thyme over the steak and baste the butter over it.

Good choice for a last meal :)

>implying Muslims count as civilians

>theoretically

So far none of their missiles haven't went very far.

Yes, he has been doing so for years now. There is this Spanish guy who's a general in KPA and also has a qt NK waifu

EMP or GTFO

twitter.com/nknewsorg/status/852888636706226178

THIS! FUCKING THIS!