PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COWBOY PENCE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump heading to Mar-A-Lago for Easter 4/13/17
youtu.be/sQ0gKFHCLzQ
youtu.be/6HLQNcjSAIQ
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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WAKE THE FUCK UP AND AWOOO

Obama took a couple of trips a year to play golf, and trumpfags loose their minds. Trumps plays golf every single weekend in his private club, and those same trumpfags praise him. Makes sense

PUPPET TRUMP THREAD more likely

Someone give me a quick rundown on the export-import bank. I don't remember Trump ever talk about it, but MSM is acting like this is a huge reversal with him supporting it. I remember Cruz crying about it as a reason for voting for TPP but thats it..

Hi, I'm let's just say "Gregg" and I work at Gamestop. I have a simple message for the members of this despicable forum.

DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING CALL UP MY PLACE OF WORK AGAIN. I KNOW YOU PATHETIC FUCKS DON'T HAVE JOBS OF YOUR OWN AND YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR SKYPE AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY WORK A FULL TIME JOB.

WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DON'T REALIZE IS BY YOU CALLING AND ASKING FOR BATTLEFROGS OR SCREECHING MAGA AND PRAISE KECK OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT TAKES UP PRECIOUS TIME WHICH WE NEED TO HELP ACTUAL CUSTOMERS.

YOU ARE MAKING US LOSE MONEY. AND BY 'US' I MEAN THE EMPLOYEES. EVERY PRANK CALL THE STORE WE WORK AT RECEIVES, WE LOSE HOWEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE SPEND ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOU COMES RIGHT OUT OF OUR MEASLY PAYCHECKS.

SO FUCK OFF IT ISN'T FUNNY AND OUR STORE AT LEAST HAS ALREADY CONTACTED THE AUTHORITIES AND YES THERE IS ACTION WE CAN PURSUE AGAINST THIS MESSAGEBOARD.

Have a fucking great day. And don't call my place of work anymore.

putin is the least warmongerish of the russians, unless theres another eltsine its gonna be more belligerance if he goes.

Shut up upside down Satan

Why doesn't Alex Jones sue groups that lie and defame him?

LOVE TRUMP AND LOVE RUSSIAN WOMEN!

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This is important for trump, pls visit my thread

USA must stop with the muslim killing

Or else the Swedish Government will declare war against you

Doesn't that scare you?

Copying from last thread:

EXIM provides credit for foreign investors in American companies when the companies don't want to assume the face credit risk. Basically America spending money so they can do business with fiscally retarded countries.

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>soon
>hopefully in about ~6 hours

I wasn't aware Pence starred in Brokeback Mountain

>Sweden

Hasn't been relevant since the 16th century.

Your army of transgender Muslims.

What are you going to do, love us to death?

Putin is alright. He is "Russia first" much like Trump is "America first". It just so happens that America and Russia interests overlaps in areas that pitch one against the other but there are areas where they can clearly cooperate.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 29 Sep 2011
China does not negotiate from a position of strength, we simply negotiate against ourselves. We have all the advantages but don't execute.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 23 Oct 2012
China will never go to war with us because if they won they would only take over property they already own!

Russian women would devour you betas itt, not in the good way either.

Maybe a bimbo shouldn't talk shit when her uses dwindle each passing year.

no you don't

Ok. I don't remember Trump ever making this a part of his campaign. So I guess the media is just propagandizing again?

AWOOOVEMENT

It was actually in a parody called "Smoke-a-Fag Mountain"

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>Trump may take care of the North Korea problem within the first year of his presidency
>unfortunately no Healthcare or wall
Well at least it's something.

Trump literally has ZERO points on the scoreboard domestically, and he's been president for 4 months.

Why does he suck so bad at this?

My guess is we'll start to see numerous cabinet purges as he realizes he needs people around him that know things about politics and procedure that he doesn't (which is everything).

But with such a weak win in the election, and such a low approval rating he's definitely on track to be a 1-term POTUS.

>muh russians
when will this shit die

>2/3 of those countries lack a Rothschild Central Bank

hmmmmmmmm

I hope they do. Today's SC would confirm executive supremacy on immigration matters and clear way for other measures like the travel ban.

Will we drop a MOAB on the norks?

Ivanka's going on quasi state visits.

publicpool.kinja.com/subject-ivanka-trump-to-visit-berlin-for-the-w20-wome-1794317400

/PTG/ BREAKING NEWS ALERT:

AIR CHINA (GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED AIR LINE) IS SUSPENDING ALL FLIGHTS TO NORTH KOREA FROM MONDAY, APRIL 17

I want my country back...the one I had before the primary and election last year. The country that was leading the fight on global warming; fighting against social and racial injustice; and brought our economy out of a Republican-induced crapper. I want to look forward to new innovations and new ideas to make life better for everyone and not just a few at the top. I want our sciences to thrive alongside our many religions. I'm tired of listening to "alternative facts" and I don't want to check the news all the time to make sure that we haven't launched a nuclear missile because we've de-funded our diplomatic agencies. I'm a democrat and intellectual liberal and this shit is unacceptable

We have 19 of them that expire next year. Gotta use them somehow.

>MOAB

dammit
fucked it up

Nice movement you have there, it would be a shame if someone exposed that it's full of kikes.

Defamation is a highly difficult thing to sue for, due to all the things you have to prove.

>TPP
>Keystone Pipeline
>Gorsuch
>Regulation cuts
>Immigration free-fall and Visa cuts

Whatchu talkin' bout kikeshill?

> Trump literally has ZERO points on the scoreboard domestically, and he's been president for 4 months

Easy refutation: what about Gorsuch?

Cute Braaap.

>not wanting to be devoured by lustful Russian beauties

What are you, gay?

when he is impeached

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He can't control Gorsuch, that is the joke, Gorsuch can rule like a liberal and drumpfy can do shit about it

I wanted to take a moment to thank Trump supporters. I had no idea, I'm a strong Democrat, very socialist, and voted for Hillary Clinton. I thought a Trump president would be terrible. It is some of the most fun I've had following politics ever. He has proved himself neutered and unable to make actual change. SNL, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, even Conan Obrian have been funnier than ever. Good old CNN is now extremely entertaining to watch (always though it was boring). My more right leaning friends are embarrassed and think Republican representatives are kind of jokes as well. I thank Trump voters for making yourselves the brunt of endless jokes. I thank my president Donald Trump for damaging the Republican party. It is so nice that the Obama hate has stopped. It's nice to watch those who said they could do better fall flat I their faces. Lastly I'd like to thank /pol I can read exerps from here to friends for easy laughs. We all save screen shots of our favorite blatant stupidity. Keep up the good work, and may kek bless you or whatever.

> women visiting irrelevant women summit

Next you will tell me they will send a black person to an African summit

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so never
thanks for the update dipshit

What will happen to Otto Warmbier, who's in North Korea being detained right now?

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Weekly address is out.

youtube.com/watch?v=5-HAAlJebkY

IT IS TIME

Ironic

Live photo from air force one!

Is he the guy who tried to steal shit while he was there? He deserves whatever happens to him for violating the NAP.

These always look so weird, BEADY

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Awoo~

So what will lefties cry about when Bannon doesn't resign, Trump unseats the fat nork, and his approval rating hits 60%?

Ahmedinejad talking shit about Trump

GOOD LATE MORNING/EARLY AFTERNOON, PRESIDENT TRUMPGENFAGS!!

CURRENTLY IT'S ABOUT 55 COOL-YET-COMFY DEGREES FAHRENHEIT WITH CLOUDY SKIES FOR THIS MINNESOTANON!!

HAPPY EASTER WEEKEND TO THOSE OF YOU CHRISTCHANFAGS WHO PRACTICE THAT FAITH!!

WELL, WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING WEEK WAS THIS, SENPAIS?!? ALL THE RUMORS, ALL THE SHILLING, ALL THE SHITPOSTING, ALL THE SPERGING, ALL THE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK IS SHILLING AND SHITPOSTING AND SPERGING, THAT RELENTLESS SEARCH FOR THE 'TRUTH' WHICH ALWAYS SEEMS TO SLIP FROM YOUR FINGERS AT THE LAST MINUTE...

BUT ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE, AFTER THE EVENTS OF THESE PAST WEEKDAYS:

SEAN SPICER IS A PATHETIC LITTLE FAGGOT WHO NEEDS TO BE 'THROWN OUT INTO THE DARKNESS', AS YOU CHRISTCHANFAGS' 'LORD AND SAVIOUR' SAID

AND THANKFULLY, HE WILL BE SOON!!

MAGA!!!

Wow, that really made me think.

> Trump picks a short list of 20 very conservative judges for the Supreme Court
> Trump uses that as a strong talking point to sway many of Cruz base, turning Cruz himself from "no endorsement" to "rally for Trump"
> Trump picks the most conservative and literalist at the whole bunch

And then it was all a ruse, Gorsuch was just pretending to be a conservative while actually being with her the whole time.

"we are a nation of believers" ATHEISTS BTFO

THERMOBARIC KILLSHOT!

awoo?

Take a guess.

Right when I start my first job to, i'm gonna miss some happenings.

Did Obama do this?

> SEAN SPICER IS A PATHETIC LITTLE FAGGOT

Wait, what?

OOOOOOOOOOOOH WE GOTTA LOVE THAT /ourguy/ MAHMOUD IS BACK WITH THE BANTZ

I remember when Gorsuch was a pretty big unknown around here. We were all on the Pryor train until daily caller wrote that article calling Gorsuch a dark horse

Has Ahmedinejad turned into a "if you kill your enemies, they win" type?
I expected better from him.

You guys see this, Romney actually had binders full of women
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mitt-romney-republican-binders-full-of-women-were-real-boston-globe-massachusetts-a7679241.html

Wait, so how many dunecoons did the MOAB kill, was it 100 or 36?

If Trump actually got China to reverse NK policy in first 100 days to than he really is the master deal maker he says
If he took out NK he gets on Rushmore

no

Did you miss the best bit?

"Jewish family's a-CURSE our nation."

HELLO, OBSESSEDPORTUGAL!! YOU'VE BEEN THE ANCHOR FOR /ptg/ FOR MANY, MANY MONTHS NOW...KEEPING THINGS FROM DESCENDING INTO ABSOLUTE CHAOS...THERE AREN'T ENOUGH (YOU)S TO THANK YOU

But I never liked Spicer, ever...glad he'll be gone soon

> and his approval rating hits 60
That would be a disaster. Trump greatest asset in 2016 was the constant threat of "if I don't vote for him he may lose".

I'm guessing the numbers are still being tallied. They need to count fingers.

I'm ready to see him take a stab at the Palestine and Israel deal

I like how the original Trump just looks more amused and not super scary intimidating
Then with some good edits

Maybe he will, I truly saw a big difference when Mulvaney spoke from the same podium. But I don't mind Spicer at all, he does the job just fine.

Who would you replace him with?

36 confirmed, rest vaporized

Did Obama have these? This is always so fun to watch, seems like he is trying to reach to the people, to show that he is getting shit done. It's such a nice and an unusual thing for a politician to do.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_Radio_Address_of_the_President_of_the_United_States

>Trump isnt building the wall
how pissed are you bros? Funding is being slashed by everyone, no wall for us

Some are probably still buried, and some are probably no more than atoms at this point.

see

It's gonna be hard to get an accurate count without ground penetrating radar for all those tunnels we collapsed

>Trump unseated the most erratic dangerous fucker with nukes that the Us has been trying to get rid of since the 60s
>he only gets 60% approval

Even in fantasies liberals are cunts