It is pretty easy if you can survive the initial blast.
Get into your hallway under the stairs, stay away from all rooms with windows to the outside as fallout ash will kill you.
You only need to stay there for max two weeks as by then the radiation from the bombs will be almost gone, congratulations you survived.
IT REALLY IS THAT EASY
Angel Rivera
second.
Ian Turner
reminder that DPRK = good guys North Korea is and always will be Best Korea. It's NatSoc, and most of these faggots just shill war against it cause it's what the jews taught them. Every single one of you anti-NK shills should fucking ask yourself why the Jews don't like North Korea at all, and why you pathetic little degenerates are so eager to please your Jewish masters You lot don't know shit about NK, and all your info comes from the Jewish media. docdroid.net/nv0n/the-cleanest-race.pdf.html This book might have been written by a potential kike, but at least it offers a better understanding of what North Korea truly is - anti-juden NatSoc As Professor BR Myers points out in the cleanest race, the DPRK has never been a socialist. or communist state. It put on a huge act to get support from the Soviet Union & China after it's independence, but in reality, DPRK is closer ideologically to the 3rd reich, or Imperial Japan than it is to the soviet union. An Ultra-conservative ethnic nationalist state, against any kind of race mixing, totally opposed to liberalism, extremely conservative views on age, sexuality, gender, family, "LGBT", etc.. Stories about "Starving North Korea" are rooted largely in fiction. Child Malnutrition rates in North Korea are around 14% - Average child malnutrition in the world is around 30% (With many countries, eg, India, reaching as high as 50% - Which North Korea did not come close to even in the worst years of the 1990's famine, which has been over for more than a decade now).
Stories regarding the cult of personality/lack of information are also greatly exaggerated. Yes, the Cult is very large, but North Koreans do not believe Kim is a "God" or can "Read their minds". American & South Korean movies, television shows, etc, can be accessed fairly easily in Pyongyang & much of the rest of the country.
Noah Lewis
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Jose Jenkins
daily reminder that all modern nuclear powers use MIRV warheads.
Oliver Perry
Are there any actual chances of NK subs sneaking past US/JPN/CHN/AUS/SK forces? Or is it total woo?
Noah Bennett
>What's wrong with your flag? >Oh, I see, IT'S A FUCKING LEAF!
Christian Gomez
All boats evacuated.
Jason Harris
>german bowing to Israeli masters really makes you think
John King
Lads, is this actually going to happen?
Angel Reyes
Reminder WW3 isn't happening. Tensions spiking in NK isn't fucking new. Just going to get trolled by a road again. I know all your lives are shit so you pray for war but it's not happening. Go back to getting cucked and praying for the end or kill yourselves, whichever you prefer.
Ryder Davis
Fucking nothing is going to happen.
Anthony Ramirez
it doesnt matter, their subs have zero weapons.
Brody Gomez
ur pigdur is nob right, is dime for war wit gooks :DDDDDD
Daniel Sanchez
Digits confirm a happening
Nolan Parker
>CHINESE ENVOY REFUSED PERMISSION BY NK TO VISIT FOR TALKS - YONHAP
So.. China pretty much said: "We side with the US. Good luck Kim!"
Xavier Clark
>PAY NO ATTENTION TO NOKO SUBS GOYIM
Cameron Green
First for gold standard
Matthew Morris
BRING ON THE THUNDAH
Lincoln Morgan
>if we keep spaming fakenews about Northkorea """happenings""" no one will care about Trumps internal hurdles anymore
Why don't they just evacuate Seoul and go ham on NK?
Bentley Watson
What if I need to piss and shit?
Nicholas Flores
Schulz the kike is their next great chancellor.
Kevin Stewart
>based leaf
hmm. rare.
Michael Foster
I keep my lawnmower and all my junk under my stairs, can't get in there
Am I fucked?
Adam Hall
That's why i said initial blast, fallout ash will spread very far
Use a bucket and some bleach to get rid of the smell, cover it with a towel when done
David Flores
Reminder that the last Nuclear tests went on under the watch of a president who wasn't even willing to respond to his own red line being crossed.
Trump is a new beast. We saw what he was willing to do in Syria. All expectations are out the window.
Jonathan Carter
>brits >having lawn
Zachary Scott
tfw I live 20 minutes from mar a lago and fuck trump for killing me personally
Noah Thompson
It's safer under there but if you can close all the doors leading into the hallway you should be good
Camden Reyes
I live in the end of world here in Huezil. Nothing to worry, even if a nuclear war start
Joseph Scott
>MOAB has 15 year shelf life >20 bombs created in 2003. Expire in 2018. >Trump has 1 year to use them ALL.
Aaron Nguyen
it's all a ploy to invade the islands in the south china sea
Anthony Moore
Jesus that vacuum though.
Jose Rodriguez
Fuck off , cuck , take merkel's colostomy bag with you. Pathetic and sad.
Joshua Wright
Because North korea isn't a problem. At all. The problem is China, but if China tells North korea to fuck off. A pre-emptive strike is all that is needed to secure Seoul.
Kind of.. North korea still has agents behind the borders. But you know.. from artillery and missile strikes.
Owen Thomas
stickie this bitch
Jaxon Sanders
>MOAB has 15 year shelf life
I told you before, give the source to this you fucking lying idiot
PS: Am I the only one having a hard time with the fucking captcha ??
Charles Murphy
>le worldest war over NK
I swear to God the American Jew Media is the best brainwash tool. Already making you by proxy accept the idea that a WW3 because of NK would be realistic in anyway.
Brody Flores
yo kim, if youre lurking here pls nuke israel first
Logan Perez
>CHINESE ENVOY REFUSED PERMISSION BY NK TO VISIT FOR TALKS
Hmm, why are norks so reckless? This is really stupid of them.
Not a chance since Israel isn't directly attacking them.
Brody Bennett
>US wants to attack NK so that korea can be republic and he can pull his troops out of SK and bolster up for eventual ww3
>china wants to attack NK to get rid of kim and to replace him with a more obedient puppy
>japan wants to join in for fun
>russia gets to look like the good guys as they sit back and putin cashes in on some good boy points
Jack Gray
We're going to Make Korea Great Again!
Lincoln Cox
What's going on in the war room right now?
Mason Carter
Trump better drop a MOAR on you faggots next
Thomas Williams
copypasta faggot
Brody Morris
Unless you nigger military chimps out and rape you all to death.
Kayden Powell
NO, goddamn caphca going bananas, every answer like 3 different pictures of autos and shops and shit.
Starting to get pissed by it.
Ethan Sanders
Keep bowing to your Jewish masters.
Jace Sanchez
>US has stated they are prepared to strike NK US is an israeli puppet state, you should know this by now
David Edwards
>GRAVITY BOMB
It means it's an unguied munition.
Jeremiah Cook
>hallway under the stairs in the uk maybe
Alexander Reyes
Will germany be safe?
David Stewart
>testing and scaring the world with nukes is fine when neocon does it
this level of double think fucking kieks
Ian Gonzalez
it's photoshopped you littleshit
Mason Scott
the fuck is a gravity bomb??????? Ron Paul save me!!!!!
Samuel Kelly
What? They test fired some a year or two ago
Connor Morris
This confuses me too, If china is supposedly going to help how is a war against NK going to be a world war? Are they implying Iran and Russia will jump in? ill enlist to go fight Obamas home land
Nathaniel Martin
>just evacuate Seoul the fug to? you talikng 10 million+ SOKs, thats a world of logistically problematic shit, right there.
Jaxson Kelly
From the nukes? Probably. From sandniggers and Jewry? No.
Isaiah Carter
sorry
under the stairs, in your hallway
Michael Perry
fever-pitch. I'm scared lad. hold me.
Joshua Wright
UFOs and Ayys when, would they unveiling themselves to the public be what stops WW3?
David Wright
From nukes? Yes. You've got bigger problems than nukes though. Sandniggers 1000% worse than any nuclear blast.
Jayden Stewart
is it safe currently?
Dylan Gomez
a guy popping out of a hatch with a 9mm uzi does not count as a submarine weapon.
William Myers
France is going to nuke you
Angel Gray
I think a lot depends on what happens tomorrow, whether NK decides to test another nuke. If they are stupid enough to do that, well.......
Also pretty fucking stupid to turn back the chinese envoy, that could be a lifeline for them for negotiation.
Seems to me they are just saying fuck it.
Nolan Hill
No. It means it has no means of propulsion. no bully google is your friend
Caleb Hill
What do you think the DEFCON level is right now?
Nolan Torres
>tomorrow
north korea's nuke test is in 45 minutes.
Joseph Lee
Fighting
Brayden Taylor
Well 90% say بالطبع
Lincoln Long
2
Chase Sullivan
Remember to keep an eye on USGS's earthquake map. Have it centered on NK. If a test happens, it will be shown.
Hudson Howard
3 maybe 2
Jackson Scott
>We're going to Make Korea Great Again! Burn to the Ashes Again?
Oliver Parker
Us burgers live in trailers, what the fuck is a stairs?
Kayden Ross
Hey, Finland.
I'm in the middle of writing a Finnish on American cousin incest erotica novel I'm I'm coming to the anal sex scene and what I need to know is: what color are Finnish women's buttholes?
Aiden Lee
i have yet to believe he'll use a grav nuke on NK but it would be nice to see communists burn by something unique
Jaxson Cook
It isn't going to be a world war. China and Russia are alarmed at the borders because if Trump strikes THEN 100% guaranteed that Norks chimpout.
Previous Nork chest beatings by Kim were largely "whatever".
archive.is/DaykZ >The test was intended to evaluate the weapon’s “non-nuclear functions” and the capability of the F-16 fighter to successfully deploy the bomb. An F-16 fighter from Nellis Air Force Base dropped the “non-nuclear test assembly,” the NNSA said in a statement.
Josiah Cruz
Wait a minute that flag...
Aaron Cook
we don't threaten to nuke random countries for doing nothing you idiot
it was put in place that NK cannot develop or test nukes when the korean war ended.
Gabriel Johnson
I hope not
Aaron Cooper
I don't know I only fuck reindeers I live in Lapland
Grayson Moore
4. Will go down to 3 if a test happens, 2 when we strike.
Jack Collins
SK, Hwaiting!
Brandon Hill
>tfw my birthday will be remembered as the day the war started.
Hunter Sullivan
Yes.
Justin Rodriguez
>trailers
Move it out somewhere extremely rural, and hope you make it
