What leftie propaganda will be in Star Wars™: The Last Jedi™?

What leftie propaganda will be in Star Wars™: The Last Jedi™?

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They didn't push faggotry last time so expect a weird convo between space nigger and Poe.

Rey will probably.be a billion times more powerful than luke because "girl power" and kylo ren will remain a non-threat because fuck white males

Hero will be a woman, most of the supporting cast will be shitskins. Bad guy will be a white male

this fatso gets it.

Rey will be STRONK WOMYN and will do everything perfectly every time. Men will say "WHAT? How can you do everything perfectly all the time, aren't you a... GIRL?"

Black and the Hispanic pilot are going to be fags. Someone called it last movie. They'll probably get married on an Ewok planet.

Otherwise it will be identical to Empire Strikes Back with only identity politics as a replacement for character development.

Luke uses the force to change his gender.

You'll get the typical race mixing propaganda with the nigger flirting with the white girl at various points in the film.

"Classified?

Me too, big secret...."

Star Wars is for normies now and if you see this movie you are a normie

There's never any reason for me to know whether or not any character is straight, unless it's a love story. Love angles in movies almost always ruin it.

Checked

Mark Hamil is the last white man in the universe. He kills himself , aplogizing to the world.

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sounds about right


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A fucking tree.

Also womyn=good
men=bad

A woman is in a lead role and black people are acknowledged

More than enough to get you faggots screeching

>not realizing Rey is the villain
Kyle is the hero.

This

Also you can bet there will be some ''we wuz star warz n sheeeeit'' as well.

>"In the scene Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Council became "arrogant" and that they were hiding a "secret," which led to their demise. The old Jedi master takes Rey's hand and shows her a glimpse into the past. They see two children playing near a tree on an alien planet. The boy noticed that he had greater strength and intuition when he was closer to this tree. The girl noticed that the tree also made her brother increasingly angry. One day an argument breaks out between the children, and the boy kills the girl. The boy touches the tree and is "transformed,". He kills his parents and leaves the planet. Meanwhile the girl is revealed to be alive, transformed by the tree as well, using her power to start the first Jedi Order."

>"The girl explains how The Force can be used for both good and evil. She tells her followers that one day she would return as either a boy or a girl, and that they should train this child. Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Order had been searching for The One (reincarnation of the original founder of the Jedi) for a millennia. When they found Anakin Skywalker and thought that he would bring balance to The Force, the Jedi were "deceived" and the Clone Wars were the result. The scene also shows Rey's parents, and Luke is not the father. Luke tells her how she was identified as strong with The Force, and how she was supposed to begin her training, but never reached her destination for an unknown reason. In the scene Luke gives Rey a choice, and she has till sunset to make it."

The worst part about force awakens was that it didnt feel like star wars. So much potential wasted.

this. this is clearly the message

I think we get a social justice asian who is rumored to get blacked

gay sex with the nigger pilot and the Italy pilot. screen cap this

yes they fucking did, countless times them two faggots almost sucked each other dick.

Its a Disney movie with a Star Wars sticker on it, anybody that buys into this scam deserves what they are getting

It's already confirmed there is gay romance in it, and they are a great fuckin liberal poster couple, not good for much else though.

SHITTING ALL OVER CANON

I ship it

Every single accent they can apply to the English language will be applied on top of each other so you can constantly be reminded of the real world, instead of the movie world.

As many races possible will be present in all scenes, and where there are limited presence there will be voice communication, or anthropomorpic robots/aliens to act as diversity deliverance devices.

The action will be bland, the CGI will be so common that every single fantastical thing it depicts will also look bland and common.

Every single character will be utterly and totally forgettable, with only a honorable mention to bunnyfu who needs ten kinds of spacedick in her mouthpussy heil hitler.

Half-hearted cameos complete with shrill catchphrases will make you want to scoop your brain out with a rusty spoon. Normies will love it, and likely drive you to murder with their endless reaction videos and hamfisted references.

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Syrup war now

LMAO!!! Thanks for the hearty chuckle my dear syrup.

>a woman being the last Jedi

Oh, my heart hurts, how can they do this? What's next pink haired problematic glasses wearing dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 5?

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Rey will train Luke to be a Jedi since he failed and she never fails and obviously knows it all.

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>If he "was a man......"

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I cant wait for this. Im an unapologetic star wars fan who loves the prequals and tv shows. Fuck you niggers

She sure is an amazing pilot, for a desert scavenger who receives so little for her work that she's practically speaking a (wage) slave......

Jar Jar will return and rape Mary sue

Please let it happen.

That jumped up stage monkey will no doubt take center stage and do the whole "WEY DA WHITE WIMMIN AT" with rey

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I'm sure you meant

>this is the most red pilled Star Wars yet

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>implying lefties need "propaganda" and aren't just propelled into culture via absolute truth

Propaganda is a right wingers game.

inshallah, those are some qt girls

All of it.

Besides the last jedi being a fucking small to average woman with no abilities outside of girl power?

Why was Anakin the chosen "One"? What is the implication?

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He was supposed to bring Balance to the Force.

What the Jedi failed to take into account was that the Force was so heavily weighted toward the light side that Vader was required to re-balance it so Light and Dark were equal again.

Monkey's Paw, bitches.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MARA JADE?

kek

Remember this when thinking of the last starwars.