JAPANESE FLEET JOINS IN WITH AMERICA

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. TURN ON CNN. WE SAILING AWAY TO KOREA, BOYS.

theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/12/japanese-warships-join-us-fleet-north-korea

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This is why Japan is my favorite ally.

If we got along better after WWI, we could have dominated the oceans together.

is this new and real news? I hope it is because NK needs to be liberated

>TURN ON CNN

Urrr

Britain rules the ocean cuck. We can strike any position on earth with our nuclear deterrent and not even the US knows where the trident subs are

Well the Guardian is cancer.

NEVER CLICK LINKS ON Sup Forums

Bazinga!

Why?

I remember some days ago that news broke that Japan was apparently going to do some drills with the Carl Vinson's group, where we were basically practicing landing helicopters on each other's decks.

I clicked on it. It just redirects you to the Guardian. A british news organization like The New York Times

What will the enlistment bonuses for WW3 be?

Can I get rich quick killing impoverished riced farmers like my grandpappy?

its dark web

>the worlds greatest superpower

...

There won't be much competition for women left if you make it back, but you won't make it back

a weapon to surpass metal gear...

Maybe if you didn't give up your empire to the Jews

SHEEEEIT

Ya dun it nao soled snek

Chof chof*

日本は再び上昇するだろう。

Big if true

Navies are obsolete and serve best as mobile landing strips my snaggle toothed friend

Isn't there supposed to be some NK press conference thing in a bit? When is that?

>Britain rules the ocean
>Mongols rules Eurasia

lol ok

> we
> favela flag

You are sailing back to the precinct

eurasia is our allies, eastasia is the enemy

>rules the ocean
How many aircraft carriers do you have, Jeeves?

>April 12
Where you been man

It's over. Nothing happened

the big if true meme is so fucking funny
why did it fail to catch on again?

Britain is irrelevant except for financial sector.

>cnn

Literally why? It's one of the most biased fakest propaganda stations ever.

You seem to be forgetting the role of SSBNs, my overweight buddy.

>trident subs are
We know where at least two of them are, actually.
You only have three.
We have SOSUS. Are you so certain we don't know where the third is?

>just like in muh animays
reminder that most japs hate americans

>best colony builds the SLBMs for those subs
kek

we don't even have our own satellite to guide the missiles with any precision you dumbo. plus America has the entire world's oceans 3d mapped in real time, of course they know where our silly little subs are. stop embarrassing our nation with your delusion.

Nigger you have tugboats compared to us.

Now bow to the emperor Donald Trump.

>favela
"we"

go get some ass injections and get BLACKED, bitch

Old news from a few days ago.

Let's be real, North Korea would win.

North Korea would bum rush the south, and there is little the US could do about it. Once they get it, it's guerilla warfare on a mass scale. The US can barely defeat flip flop fighters in the mideast and you expect them to do shit about this? Yeah they can take out NK's airforce and navy, but that's about it. Once the NK troops get into SK it's done. They'll rush in like ants, regardless of if they defect later on or not. Even if they defect, they'll form their own militias to survive in teh storm and cause even more chaos and confusion. YOU ARE FUCKED.

>mfw imagining a North Korean engineered Metal Gear. Not gonna lie, I bet it would be kind of rad hahahaha

>making shit up because boat envy
Sad! The US didn't sabotage your navy from within.

Hence we are and will ever be best colony.

Heil City of London.

Greetings 51st state.

>THREAD THEME
>youtube.com/watch?v=8XDB7GMnbUQ

Shame

that's literally what north korea tried to do in the first korean war

south korea would probably lose for the first week then NK gets buttfucked in the next

and considering china blocked coal exports to NK, it's likely they don't have much intention to help

>kind of rad
mofo it would the most bad ass mech ever created.

move over has-been

This copypasta is retarded

GLORIOUS NIPPON

Are they going to shell them with degenerate manga?

The US has more aircraft carries then everyone else combined nerd

We still have a pretty big grip on the petroleum industry, matey

O COLUMBIA, THE GEM OF THE OCEAN
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Let's force it user, me and you.

>turn on CNN
Sage.

Goddamnit i'm so pissed.

North Korea is probably one of the few decent countries left on this planet and its about to get memed by the US and nu-Japan for the sake of globalism meanwhile you faggots are happy for some reason.

>happy for some reason.

Because nu/pol/ Trumpies

>muh god emperor

I think we can trust the nippies now. Let them arm up and nuke China.

>meanwhile you faggots are happy for some reason.
That's faggots from r/the_Donald

Wakana a cute! CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=F0k2ODUJjQU

Fuck you're gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=rp6hJQMF18I

>Capture of the HMS Boxer
>I am satisfied, I die contented, Lieutenant Burrows exclaimed

Forefathers were based as fuck tbqh.

Which is like 60% of the board now

>TURN ON CNN

Yes, no worries, the Japanese navy is coming over to "join" the US navy, just like in 41

>Britain rules the ocean
MAJOR KEK

You can't even rule London. You've got a Paki nigger cleaning up your years of inbreeding, Keef.

Yes, but imagine it.
>North Korea zerg rushes SK
>SK can't defend themselves from non-Starcraft units
>'Murica and JSDF have to go in and save them
>SK eternally reminded about its debt to Japan for saving their ass
>Pressured into building statues of grorious Nippon military

>indian commenting on inbreeding

Who is really helping who?

I am spook! :-O

Nothing is happening.

I recall Argentina kicking the SHIT out of the Brit navy in 82. But yeah, the best...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVEN I'M NOT THIS DELUSIONAL TO SAY SHIT LIKE THIS

>attributes being fat and retarded to atheism instead of understanding he's just a fat idiot.

I wish i was an atheist meme.

>North Korea zerg rushes SK
>SK can't defend themselves from non-Starcraft units
>'Murica and JSDF have to go in and save them
>SK eternally reminded about Japanese war crimes
>Joins forces with NK and reunites glorious Korea
>Holocaust the shit out of Japan
fixed

how does me being an Indian change facts, you dimwit?

nothing is happening. they will go there do a drill and leave like last time. japan isnt allowed to start a fight and south korea wont either

He could probably still bleach the JSDF.

Says the country that gave up on ruling North America and got BTFO'd.

Inbreeding here is a cultural taboo, it's met with profound disgust. There are laws against it.

Conversely, in your country it's customary; encouraged. That's how.

...

First your people can't poo in the loo. So right off the bat you're kind of at a disadvantage.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

THIS IS WHY SPICER IS WITH THE NAVY TODAY

FRONT LINE GUNDAM SERVICE

pls be real.

>tfw no helo japanfu

Why god?!

We need a thousand Paul reveres

IS THIS REAL?????

>Implying we need to know where your subs are when we have the trident launch codes for your subs

will the US recover the Pueblo?

get to get them neet's to join the army somehow

Good job japan, glad to have you with us.

Friendly reminder to never forget what the japanese did, and that they fully deserved both bombs.

Yes

"user-kun, now that our militaries are together, would you like to come inside my Apache attack helicopter?"