/kg/ Korea General

Air China has suspended all flights to Pyongyang
money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/news/north-korea-air-china-pyongyang/

China has deployed 150,000 troops to the NK Border
huffingtonpost.com/entry/china-increasing-troops-on-north-korean-border_us_58eb9aabe4b0acd784ca5a5b

Vice President Pence heads to Seoul as North Korea tensions flare
reuters.com/article/us-pence-asia-idUSKBN17G08X

CarrierStrikeGroup 1 en route to Korea
twitter.com/PacificCommand/status/852673810339725312

North Korea preparing for 6th Nuclear Test
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/13/north-korea-preparing-for-nuclear-test-satellite-images-suggest

US is ready to strike North Korea if nuclear test happens
nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-may-launch-strike-if-north-korea-reaches-nuclear-n746366

China warned North Korea 3 times during past days about "war breaking out any moment"
nytimes.com/2017/04/14/world/asia/north-korea-china-nuclear.html

Japanese fleet joins US strike force heading to North Korea
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/12/japanese-warships-join-us-fleet-north-korea

Radio Pyongyang broadcasting strange numbers
dailycaller.com/2017/04/14/north-korea-broadcasts-mysterious-messages-as-new-nuke-test-looms/

China is ready to cut it's oil supply to North Korea
oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/China-Ready-To-Cut-Oil-Supplies-To-North-Korea.html

Kim Jong-Un ‘orders IMMEDIATE EVACUATION of Pyongyang’ as tensions with US escalate
express.co.uk/news/world/791251/kim-jong-un-north-korea-imminent-war-pyongyang-immediate-evacuation

KCTV - Korean Central Television - North Korean TV - Live stream
youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE
youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo
livetvkorea.weebly.com/ytn.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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You didn't link to the last General!

You lost 99% of the posters!

Link this to the old general faggot!

First for fake and gay.

It's just an underground test.

WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

is it happening yet?

threadly reminder that NK is more 2nd/1st world than you think

please kimmy

if youre eading this
fuck our shit up senpai

USA USA

Sup Forums has just hyped a nuclear test up to think it will cause WWIII.

lulz

why do i need to do that? i linked to this one in the old thread

bumping

is this best korea earthquake map?

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/#{"autoUpdate":["autoUpdate"],"basemap":"grayscale","feed":"1day_m25","listFormat":"default","mapposition":[[9.709057068618208,-267.5390625],[54.213861000644926,-175.78125]],"overlays":["plates"],"restrictListToMap":["restrictListToMap"],"search":null,"sort":"newest","timezone":"utc","viewModes":["list","map"],"event":null}

It's an underground test with Trump super trigger happy and destroyers on the scene.

Serious question:

If Colombia fought in the Korean war, but technically the war never ended... will I be drafted?

Nah, Trump pussied out like we all knew he would.

>jpg saved

>Columbia
>will I be drafted

Survey says your countries military is too small and will need replacements, carlos.

youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

You can zoom in about 2 clicks to get just Korea and Japan, but yeah, I'm watching that, too.

GOD DAMN TRUMP

SKIP THE FOREPLAY

HERE IS NORTH KOREA KILL ZONE

LOTS OF PEOPLE GOING TO DIE

I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE HAPPY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT POL 100% COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT

Is the map in live ?

die faggot

Shut the fuck up you japanese cocksucking piece of shit, I wish NK would nuke your pathetic country.

Nothing is going to happen you fucking idiots. Pence is on his way to SK, you think we're going to do anything while he's there? Of course not and neither are the Norks. Stop larping and do something with your lives, this will be handled diplomatically and China is going to be on the forefront of doing so. The fat man is crazy but he's not suicidal.

Yeah, it updates about every minute.

yea, it just said 'earthquake updated'
it also says 'feed' or something top left

also, fucked in the head best korea bitch is still freaking out here: youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

So US will be the biggest cowards and cucks on the planet?

Expected

>this level of larp
to be honest i wish something would blow up, but let's say what we all know - nothing is going to happen.

This is fucking RICH coming from a baguette

>>t. surrender monkey

Digits confirm usa biggest cucks

nigger

I'M NOT CLICKING THAT THIS

That's the gayest desktop I've ever seen, Deano

Okay, thanks guys.

JUST FUCKING START THAT SHIT ALREADY

orrrrrr, maybe it's pence's clone
>lmao captcha was woks

How can Trump and Xi even escape the escalation chain without losing face?

This is a game of face, both sides plus Kim has to come out happy campers. Trump wants the appearance of a win, if he can appear to cow the DPRK he can then cow the establishment undermining him, Xi wants the appearance of dignified global leadership that recalls Mao shaking Nixon's hand, and Kim wants to be left alone and not end up like Saddam, Gaddafi, Chavez and Bashar al-Assad.

It will be more embarrassing for burgers if Beijing and Washington can't come up with a backdoor compromise so Trump has no choice but to stick to his bluff; he can't escalate but he can't back down either. So a naval blockade and no-fly zone on the Korean Bay for a month to stall until some bright kid comes up with something.

Kim's position is the simplest in the equation, any invasion or external attempt at regime change and it is nukes for the US-Nipon navies and/or Seoul.

How about Beijing accommodates everyone by letting Kim flight test his missiles on whichever airspace Beijing tests theirs? Same with nukes.

I think this was what the meeting with Mongolia was about. The Gobi as a proving ground.

Look at the east asian map, Best Korea doesn't have enough landmass to fly their missile tests withing solid terran borders. So they test it out to sea. But sea borders are more fluid, figuratively. Russia doesn't give a shit if a payload-less missile ends its trajectory in their waters, but Nips raise up a huge stink, partially because they are butthurt the US doesn't allow them their own irb missile brigades, and partially to play the moral high card that the US can also use on the world perception stage.

Avoid all that by using testing sites where everyone is okay with it under the tight control of more responsible, nuclear big brother China.

It's really a problem of public relations.

Soon

livetvkorea.weebly.com/ytn.html

South Korean News stream site.

If the shit's gonna hit the fan, they'll probably break it first to tell people to seek bomb shelters immediately. Buckle up boys!

>Spent this much time cropping out personal info instead of just cropping out his browser and taskbar all together

i don't blame you. i don't like .gov either, but today i'll make an exception

it's a .gov website

mine is even more gay

Cant wait for Pyongyang to get leveled

what you downloading?

Nobody's called me Deano since my high school swim team.

MORE LIKE .GOY AMIRITE?

>Reddit

You weren't kidding, and you have to go back.

nothing. streaming gook tv

More like .zog

male announcer today

Go suck Kojima's dick you cocksucking yankee.

Morning news just started.

Dude instead of chick. Usually means a military announcement.

fuck off jew

I already did, and gargled his nano-juice, Mario.

nice shill, today earlier was a male guy who announced their fucking parade.

>wanting dead commies
>makes me jew
What did he mean by this?

Same here.

now that was some boring morning news

10 Hiroshimas/Nagasaki
Glass the commies if they will not surrender.

DELET THIS

The boyfriend of a girl I like is studying abroad in Seoul.

I am really happy about this.

so where do you fags stay updated on this shit?

DONT SPOIL OUR FUN REEEEEEEEEEE

i think this segment is about the house his grandfather grew up in

hows she takin it????

im sick of waiting. is nork sunday here yet

This better be good. After all, we elected /ourcheeto/ with the help of Kek, the Egyptian Frog God of Chaos

don't hold your breath gills

will the tour guide (bought a summer trip to N. Korea) refund me or will I still get to go?

literal beta cuck spotted

the uk must be worse than i thought

Doubt she has any idea of this going on. Since our "BBC" has 1 article on it where they talked to a owned or a Korean restaurant what his take was.

Also, she is procrastinating on some school stuff which she is stressed about and her sister is pregnant.

Man, I can't stop smiling. I really hope it happens. Makes it a whole lot easier for me.

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7 minutes until 9:00am NK time (according to google). Hold on to your butts.

Will the test happen?

If so, when?

Noice

is 9:00 relevant somehow?

Liking girls is beta now?

At 8:30 or 9:00 local Pyonyang time is when NK has tested Nukes In the past.

At that exact time took place all the others nuclear tests

Why is China selling its buffer zone down the river?

gotcha. better get another beer.
what's the best feed? i'm watching ytn.

Money.

gå i seng

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Whoa bro who pooped in your pasta

its a shithole

based burger-sama u know the answer to my question doe?

Just your go-to news channel.

this

>WAAH STOP BOMBING ISIS
>HURR DURR PUSSIES WHY DONT YOU START NUCLEAR WAR
kys akhmed

Is it me or is Kim getting fatter?

>Be soldier in glorious peoples republic of Korea
>Have luxury two room house in capital of Pyongyang
>Glorious leader orders us to war
>Charge over mine field DMZ
>Many die to go be with glorious leaders in heaven
>Clear forest with surviving soldiers
>View over the ridge
>Gaze upon city made of pure light
>Smells of food and sweets and drinks waft over the summer breeze
>No one is crying or dying of grass sickness
>Drop to my knees and begin to cry
>I must have died in the mine field
>I have made it to heaven.

i am, but what happened to the webcam of seoul? was that ytn?

This

>mfw live in Seongnam

The wiki page says it has occured between 9:00 to 11:57 there. It might be a while. Make sure to add the time zone amount to the utc time

>QUADS